TEACHER JACK’S WIVES

Teacher Jack has been married four times. He dates only models or girls who have worked in the modeling industry.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s ex-wives together on his wedding day invitation.

(Above) Elena Pistorius — Elena Pistorius came to the USA as a Russian immigrant. She now has full citizenship and is a millionaire in the USA. She still carries Teacher Jack’s last name. Elena Pistorius, formerly Elena Titenok, trained models to walk on the catwalk. They were married seven years in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Teacher Jack and Elena Pistorius are still friends and communicate often on Facebook. She hates Yvonne Hurtado and wants to kill her in the most violent way.

Yvonned Hurtado- She was from South Dakota and modeled for biker magazines there. She also saw Elvis in concert with her mother as a child. She also had sex with Eddie Money (American rock singer). Yvonne was ten years older than Teacher Jack and already had five children from two different marriages. She loved cocaine, vodka and wild sex. Her daughter, Leyla Hurtado, became Teacher Jack’s stepdaughter. Yvonne and Teacher Jack were married 10 years in Atlantic City, New Jersey. She hates Elena Pistorius and wants to kill her in the most savage way. She also hates Jenny A. Calderon.

Jenny A. Calderon — She was from Colombia and was Teacher Jack’s first wife. She was also a model. She was 16 years old and had permission from her parents to marry Teacher Jack. She like to crawl of the floor like a kitten to arouse Teacher Jack. She also loved to be spanked in her Hello Kitty panties. However, she did not tell Teacher Jack that she had a husband already in Colombia. When Teacher Jack found out, he annulled the marriage in Atlantic City, New Jersey. She hates Yvonne Hurtado.

(Above) “Jenny A. Calderon was a bad assed bitch.”- Teacher Jack

Ma Chengcheng: Teacher Jack’s Current Wife

Teacher Jack met Ma Chengcheng in Sanlitun, Beijing. He was drunk and dancing alone on the dance floor at The Swing Club on bar street when she noticed him. A large group of expats invited Teacher Jack to hop to another bar down the street. When Teacher Jack was outside waiting for a taxi, Ma Chencheng and her girlfriend greeted him. They welcomed him to China. Teacher Jack invited Ma Chengcheng and her girlfriend and to join him with the other expat group going to the bar down the street. Everyone began getting into the taxis and her girlfriend jumped into one that was filled with expats. This left Teacher Jack and Ma Chengcheng alone in a taxi together to go to the club. Seeing that Ma Chencheng was alone and vulnerable, Teacher Jack secretly gave the taxi driver the address to his apartment. When they arrived at his apartment instead of the club she agreed to stay the night with him and they slept together. The rest is history. “I stole my wife and I am not sorry about it. I was a clever old fox and she was an innocent young chick. I win.”- Teacher Jack

When Teacher Jack was 13 years old, he certainly had no idea that his future wife was being born all the way on the other side of planet Earth. No, he was worried about his acne, playing Super Mario for Nintendo, and dreaming about having his first girlfriend. He could not even locate Beijing, China on a map. But as chance would have it, he would meet his wife in Beijing, China and together they would produce his son. Ma Chengcheng is the grandaughter of a highly decorated Chinese war hero from the Korean War who killed many Americans in North Korea.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife, Ma Chengcheng (right).

(Above) Ma Chengcheng on her honeymoon with Teacher Jack and her mother at the Taj Mahal in India.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife with grandma at the Taj Mahal in India. Teacher Jack protected both from danger.

(Above) Ma Chengcheng on the second part of their honeymoon in Bangkok, Thailand.

Kristopher Augustus Pistorius is the newest edition to the Ma Family of Beijing. He holds a Chinese and US Passport but will remain a loyal citizen of China forever.

Teacher Jack stands on the exact bridge that his wife’s grandfather crossed to kill the Americans who invaded North Korea.