DERRICK PISTORIUS : The American International Teacher of English, Mathematics, and the Natural Sciences

Are you searching for the most professional teacher in China? Well, look no farther. Derrick Pistorius, also known as Teacher Jack, is that teacher. He is the most sought after teacher in China and in all of Eastern Asia and this is his online resume, the most viewed resume on planet Earth, which receives over ten thousand views each month. Teacher Jack is more than just a teacher, he is ………..

THE KING OF PLANET EARTH

(Above) Teacher Jack’s professional Rhythm & Blues artist name is called FUNKSLINGER. This is his original song called “Love Superhero”. Teacher Jack uses music in his English lessons where appropriate.

(Above) The handsome and eloquent Teacher Jack explains the appropriate way to dress as a professional international teacher.

Who is Teacher Jack?

(Above) Who is Teacher Jack? Teacher Jack is currently the lead teacher and professor at The Children’s College of Dalian, China. He is the most sought after teacher in China for his professionalism and expertise in teaching English as a foreign laguage in China. Teacher Jack possesses a Master’s Degree in Education , a Bachelor’s Degree in the Natural Sciences and Mathematics, and an Associate’s Degree in Engineering Science. Teacher Jack is currently a licensed High School Mathematics Teacher in the State of New Jersey, USA. Teacher Jack also trains foreign teachers to teach English in China and has over 30 years teaching experience.

(Above) Chinese girls love to play with Teacher Jack, especially when he is dressed up as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow. “Cheers.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack & The Chinese Communist Party

(Above) Teacher Jack is married to the grandaughter of a Chinese war hero of the Korean War who killed many Americans and rescued many wounded Chinese soldiers from a burning train before being wounded himself in combat with American soldiers and airplanes.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife is the grandaughter of a highly decorated Chinese army war hero. Her parents were also in the Chinese Army.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father-in-law and Teacher Jack’s mother-in-law were both in the Chinese army and then went on to work in the Aerospace industry at CASC. Teacher Jack’s brother-in-law works at CASC now. Teacher Jack’s family is highly loyal to the Chinese Communist Party and so is Teacher Jack. “I do not tolerate traitors to the Chinese government. I believe both Hong Kong and Taiwan are the sole property of the Mainland Chinese government.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack stands on the bridge where his grandfather-in-law crossed into North Korea to fight the Americans who aggressively invaded North Korea. The racist General Douglas MacArthur met with President Truman and asked for three things:

1.) He wanted permission from President Truman to invade China.

2.) He wanted permission from President Truman to use nuclear weapons in North Korea and China.

3.) He wanted permission from President Truman to use unlimited amounts of nuclear weapons on China without the permission of Congress or the President.

Douglas MacArthur was fired by President Truman for making such an absurd request. “I am pround that my grandfather-in-law fought off the aggressive American army and preserved Chinese and North Korean culture.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The USA and China defeated Japan. I am proud of that and want to return to those times when the USA and China worked together.”- Teacher Jack

Working with the Chinese Government

(Above) Teacher Jack meets with Workers Party elite to begin a mutual cooperation that will help the Communist Chinese government achieve its objectives. They will meet in Dalian, China again at the end of this year to discuss the promotion of Teacher Jack to the next level and decide how is the best way to use his arsenal of weapons and special talents. “They know I love China and will do anything keep China the best country on Earth, they like the work I do for them, so they guaranteed me that if I ever get into trouble here in China, they will act swiftly to get me out of it.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is a Marxist, but believes in capitalistic economy, and has sworn 100% loyalty to the CCP. He also fully supports BRICS nations to remove the USA from the world stage. “The USA is flawed because the US government has failed to control large private companies like Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street Global Advisors, Goldman Sachs and others. They have also allowed Jews to infiltrate the Federal Reserve and CIA. As a result the US military is fighting the enemies of Israel and its foreign policy will always be whatever is in the best interest of Israel and not the USA. Now the USA is controlled by Jews and oligarchs. So, US citizens have no idea of what is happening in Washington D.C. and their votes are essentially meaningless because Jews will continue to raise the cost or rent, housing, insurance, and other areas of finance to bleed the USA financially as they control Congress along with oligarchs. The problem is that Jews cannot do this long term. They are out of Jewish financial magic tricks that will keep inflation down. What you will see in the years to come is a steady rise in inflation until the USA has to sell its nuclear submaries and aircraft carriers to Russia and China just to keep its own government operating. When that day comes and the USA is broken financially, Texas will be its own country again immediately but for White Rebublicans only. The rest of the USA will scramble to reform with many states joining together to form different countries with different constitutions, but the days of all fifty states working together will be over.”- Teacher Jack. BRICS nations are moving to ensure Teacher Jack’s prediction. Teacher Jack has friends in high places in the Chinese government, has worked with them, and cannot be deported from China for any reason. “I plan to reside in China forever and my son will represent China wherever he goes.”- Teacher Jack

(Above & Below) The preferred assault rifle of Teacher Jack is the M4 Carbine. He trains with it regularly and he owns one which he acquired in Afghanistan after his victory there against the Christian insurgents. “Allah Be Praised”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack with an 18 year old girl at night (December 14, 2024). The Communist Party !

(Above) Teacher Jack’s sword is lethal and Chinese girls love to hold it.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a hero of China who rescues beautiful girls from the traitors of Taiwan and from the dangers of the South China Sea. He is the stuff from which legends are made. He is loyal to Communist China and will willingly appear in advertisements promoting Mainland China like this ficticious comic.

(Above) The handsome and eloquent Teacher Jack prepares for work as an international teacher of English, science, and mathermatics.

Just How Good is Teacher Jack?

Teacher Jack is simply the best teacher in China. There is none better. There is nobody greater at getting results in the classroom. Here is an example of Teacher Jack teaching at a Middle School in Guangdong, China:

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers A+ English Lessons to Middle School girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers another A+ English lesson to honors middle school students. Note the excellent classroom management. The girls are mesmerized.

(Above) Teacher Jack gets the full attention of middle school girls who love his guitar playing and love that he will play modern pop songs at their request. Note that he wrote the lyrics in English on the whiteboard to help them sing in English. Later, Teacher Jack will let them touch his guitar and even play it for their first time.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching his students how to classify genre and subgenre. He also teaches them how to pronounce “genre” correctly. Later, he asked each student to name their favorite genre and subgenre. Here he is teaching at the International Children’s College of Dalian, China.

Teacher Jack is the best English teacher in China because of his arsenal of special skills and talents that he has developed through the years. These unique skills are used extensively in his English lessons. For example, Teacher Jack is a professional guitarist and songwriter:

(Above) Teacher Jack uses his own original song to teach his class about transportation. Notice the superb classroom management and the position of the chairs arranged in a semi circle to provide maximum engagement.

(Above) Teacher Jack using a smartboard to deliver his power point presentation to a large class. Boys like that Teacher Jack plays sports, is physically fit, is athletic, and has a Chinese son.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his students to compare and contrast two classmates of different genders. First, they had to draw a Venn Diagram. Next, they had to write a paragraph comparing and contrasting the two classmates and use conjuctions of contrast like “however” and “but”. Finally, they had to present their results to the class. Teacher Jack gets excellent result quickly. He does not play games and takes education very seriously.

Teacher Jack is not only the best teacher in China, he is the best teacher trainer in China. Teacher Jack is an expert at teaching phonics to young Chinese learners of English. He teaches other teachers which phonics mistakes to look for in new students. In particuar, the phonics pairs both voiced and unvoiced and the ending consonants that so many Chinese students do not hear. Here is Teacher Jack training new teachers of English how to teach children the days of the week and months of the year using his song:

(Above) Teacher Jack trains other teachers to use musical education. Here, Teacher Jack has used a clever song to teach the days of the week and months of the year. Teacher Jack has a Masters Degree in Education and can use music, total physical response, open and closed book repeating, and many other teaching methods to produce excellent results. “Training other teachers is fun for me because I am exploding with talent.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches a high school girl Pre-Calculus to prepare her for her international school in Australia. “Kelly was a spectacular student that understood the foundations of Calculus and it was a pleasure working with her alone for several hours each day during the summer.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The popular Teacher Jack is also an artist and his drawings lure his students to the whiteboard during class breaks to play with him and engage in English conversation in natural situations.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s girls working hard on their class projects. ” My Chinese girls work very hard for me and this is why I am the most sought after teacher in China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack uses a smartboard and interdisciplinary lessons, making him the most sought after teacher in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack insists that his girls sit properly in the classroom and keep covered at all times. “In the summertime girls often where shorts or skirts that are too revealing and it is my duty to tell them to cover up. I have eyes like a hawk.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack has taught all over China, usually in their top schools. Here a middle school enjoys the lessons of Teacher Jack, the most sought after teacher in China and the ultimate authority in nearly every subject.

(Above) Teacher Jack makes his own money from several different sources in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack holds his own money. ” I make a lot of money in China and I work with the Chinese government to help them accomplish their goals. I also have a financially stable family in Beijing. I have excellent health. I love China and plan to be here forever.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Women dream of having a man after midnight. I am that man.”- Teacher Jack

What will Teacher Jack do for your school and how much will it cost? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Teacher Jack expects a salary of 40,000 rmb to 180,000 rmb per month, plus a lavish penthouse with a fantastic view paid for by your school on time each month, paid Chinese holidays, seven paid vacation days in Pattaya, Thailand, three sick days upon returning from Pattaya, Thailand, four free massages at a local KTV per month by two girls of his choice, and a full salary regardless of which new virus comes to town and causes lockdowns. What will Teacher Jack do for your school?

1. Teacher Jack will prepare lessons, never be late, never miss a day of work, and will teach English, Math or Science to the best of his ability. He has done this for thirty years.
2. Teacher Jack will teach as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow and wear the costume to promote your school.
3. Teacher Jack will properly assess any new student’s English ability by administering a fluency test and comparing the results to an oral norms chart to determine what year and semester the student is speaking at. Then, Teacher Jack will select the appropriate text and workbooks for that student.
4. Teacher Jack will give his students a Fry word list to build their vocabulary and teach them the connotaion of words as well as the parts of speech.
5. Teacher Jack will connect your school to the State of New Jersey Common Core Standards. From these standards , Teachear Jack can create a curriculum guide and purchase text books approved by the Texas Board of Education. Teacher Jack will also use RAZ kids to improve the reading comprehension and fluency of his students.
6. Teacher Jack will train your current foreign teachers to be more efficient at teaching English to Chinese students by teaching them to focus on consonant endings and phonics pairs, voiced and unvoiced.
7. Teacher Jack will dress as Santa Claus and play Christmas songs for the Christmas holiday. He will dress as Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween and play Halloween songs on his guitar.
8. Teacher Jack will keep his work area clean and hang the excellent works created by his students on his classroom walls.
9. Teacher Jack will have excellent classroom management.
10. Teacher Jack will teach English language with reading strategies and critical thinking skills such as: Author’s Purpose, Inferences & Drawing Conclusions and explain the major difference between these two, Predictions, Evaluation, Asking Questions, Cause & Effect, Compare & Contrast, Previewing, Summarization, Plot Summary & Summary and the major difference betweeen the two, Genre and Subgenre, the three elements of a story, Fiction vs. Non Fiction, Literature vs. Informational Text, the Scientific Method with the relationship between hypotheses, experiment, and drawing scientific conclusions with the reading strategies of inferences, proof and drawing literary conclusions, how to write a research paper vs. how to write a master’s theses, writing poetry and the elements of poetry, explaining the table of contents, glossary, introduction, conclusion, teaching thesaurus skills and dictionary skills and more.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching science at a Fangcaodi Middle School in Beijing, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching children the animals and animal sounds at New Century English School in Dalian, China. A fantasic way for Chinese children to learn Engish. Fun !

(Above) The most recent photo of Teacher Jack taken 23/09/2024. Teacher Jack will be in Pattaya, Thailand from 28/09/2024 until 08/10/2024.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys his wife a Faberge Egg from the most expensive mall in Beijing, China. “If I like a girl then I will buy her an expensive gift. All girls like that. I can easily recognize authentic eggs from the House of Faberge. Although, this was not an original, It was decorated with expensive stones. It was $27,000 US dollars. I love expensive copies. I have exquisite taste in the fine arts, unlike most tacky Americans.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack engages his students with exciting games and high quality lessons. Chinese girls, in particular, love Teacher Jack’s teaching style.

How do I contact Teacher Jack to hire him?

It is easy. Simply send an email to pistoriuss@yahoo.com and you can begin corresponding with Teacher Jack or you can add his WeChat number which is 13532201275 and send a contact request.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students cheer for his fantastically planned English lessons.

(Above) A close up shot of Teacher Jack’s face in direct sunlight taken in 2024, age 52. He is happy to be in China and in this photo he was on a boat ride at Xinghai Beach in Dalian, China.

Is Teacher Jack good for very young students?

Teacher Jack is the dream teacher of very young students especially young girls because he is a handsome artist with multiple talents and has experience as a father to a stepdaughter. His own stepdaughter is now in college to become an art teacher.

(Above) Teacher Jack using stickers, markers, and paper to have his students design their own house. Then the students had to practice the language structure ” The bed is in the bedroom.” , “The sink is in the bathroom.”,…………..ect.

(Above) Teacher Jack holds scooter races in his classes to build his student’s vocabulary and practice sentence structures.

(Above) Teacher Jack successfully graduates another class of young Chinese girls despite the pandemic.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack planning lessons and grading tests in his office at TPR English in Zhongshan, Guangdong.

Is Teacher Jack good for older students?

Yes, Teacher Jack plays the American pop songs that older Chinese students enjoy. He also plays sports games with them like basketaball, baseball, and golf in the classroom as they learn English.

(Above) Teacher Jack will teach class as Captain Jack Sparrow anytime !

(Above) Teacher Jack plays “Titanium” with older Chinese students who sing the lyrics in English.

University Style Interdisciplinary Lessons

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China, not only for his top credentials, but for his university style interdisciplinary lessons that ordinary teachers simply cannot create. “I am a god in the classroom.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) November 30, 2024. Teacher Jack teaching the science of physics and chemistry to a 5 year old boy. The student learned how to mix primary colors to get secondary and tertiary colors. Then food coloring was dropped into water. A highly absorbant polymer was added and an endothermic reaction took place creating a cool temperature colored polymer that could be stacked in a cup to make a rainbow. The science experiment was highly successful. The boy was able to perform the experiment by himself with minimal assistance. This is why Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China. “I model the experiment, we do it together, and then the student must do it on their own. I do, we do, you do. It is foundation of education.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches Chemistry to young children ages 4 and 5. Carbon Dioxide gas was released from a reaction of an acid and a base. The carbon dioxide gas filled a balloon for the children to see. Then Teacher Jack taught the children the science of breathing. Teacher Jack has a STEM degree from Thomas Edison State University and has the ability to teach young learners even the most difficult science. This is what makes Teacher Jack the most sought after teacher in China.

(Above) The bull and his son in Zhongshan, China. “My son will always see me with great strength. It pleases him to see so many beautiful young Chinese girls take photos with his father.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack washes his wife’s toes in a romantic bath at a hot springs hotel. ” I like taking a bath with beautiful young girls, especially my wife. She eats a lollipop while I wash her feet. I like bubble baths with toys in the tub.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack’s Current Work Visa for China

(Above) Teacher Jack’s work visas in China are approved and provided to Teacher Jack within five working days because all of his professional documents have been appostilled and submitted to China and he has had a work visa each year that he has worked in China for the past ten years.

Teacher Jack the Engineer and Voice Actor

(Above) Teacher Jack has an Engineering Science degree and helps Chinese engineering companies make videos in English. He also made English speaking videos for Universities in China.

Blackpink and Teacher Jack

(Above) Blackpink loves Teacher Jack too!

(Above) Teacher Jack loves the pink ! “It is important to know what music that my students are listening to so that I can have an English conversation about it and so that I can play it on my guitar.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Many Chinese people want photos with Teacher Jack, especially young girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack is also extremely popular in Pattaya, Thailand.

Taylor Swift and Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and Taylor Swift get away from it all at the beach.

(Above) “I taught Taylor ( I call her Ty- pronounced like “tie”) how to put on make up. I learned this skill from transvestites in New York City. This is why she often looks like a tranny from certain angles. We meet up sometimes and laugh about it.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Taylor Swift loves Teacher Jack too !

Teacher Jack and Britney Spears

(Above) Teacher Jack with Britney Spears (your left) and her girlfriend (right).

(Above) Britney Spears

(Above) Taylor Swift and Britney Spears

(Above) Teacher Jack, the top teacher in China, does not allow his students to sit on the desks during class for their own safety and the safety of others.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most professional teacher in China and a Master of Education. His well planned English lessons dwarfs those of all other teachers in China and his locks of gold are the envy of every young Chinese girl. Teacher Jack does not do interviews. HE INTERVIEWS THE SCHOOLS. So , if you want Teacher Jack to interview your school , then your school should be prepared to answer questions like: Why should Teacher Jack work at your school instead of another? What is your school’s main goal? What age group is your school’s target age? Is your school bringing in fresh kindergarten students? Are you actively advertising your school on social media and other places? Is your school competent at obtaining his work visa? Has your school had any problems with police in the past? Has any foreign teacher every been arrested at your school and for what? What activities does your school have for its students? How are your school’s finances? Has your school ever not been able to pay its teachers? Where are your school’s certifications hanging on the wall? Is your school a legitimate school or A FRONT TO LAUNDER MONEY?- These are just a few tough questions that Teacher Jack will ask you and remember this always: Teacher Jack can smell a lie before you even speak it and has no problem cursing out a principal in full view of the entire staff, both foreign and Chinese.

What will Teacher Jack look like in your classroom?

Teacher Jack has a professional look most of the time for the classroom. The only time he changes is during intense summer heat in which case he will wear his traditional Louisiana hat, Italian leather boots, and a sleeveless, fishnet-backed camping vest.

(Above) Teacher Jack changes his apearance for his classroom English lessons.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a professionally dressed teacher and this is what you will see if you hire him. In this photo, he was teaching other foreign teachers how to teach making inferences. He also taught them to have their students practice their past tense verbs when giving a summary, present tense verbs when doing a book report, and future tense verbs when predicting.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches an advanced science lesson to other teachers while he is thousands of miles away. This is why Teacher Jack is the top teacher in China. He is qualified to teach English, math or science.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to teach outside whenever appropriate and this usually happens during science class, in English, with sexual and asexual reproduction.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching English at the Great Wall of China in a secret location in northern China. His students were girls who were highly trained in Kung-Fu. Teacher Jack bought the girls school uniforms so that they could be comfortable in class instead of wearing their traditional body armor.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching a girl in China the word “lackluster” and “lustrous” in his unique way of teasing girls to engage them in play. “It is a learning strategy that I use often with young girls. It works and is one of the reasons that I am the best teacher in China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack giving English lessons in a dormitory. He teaches girls how to keep their rooms tidy and how vinegar can be used to sterilize dirty laundry.

Does Teacher Jack like China?

Teacher Jack loves China and will live in China for the rest of his life. He loves Chinese culture, Chinese food, Chinese holidays and Chinese girls.

Derrick Pistorius is loyal to China and the CCP (China Communist Party). ” I love China and will do everything in my power to make China the most powerful country on Earth and to destroy the global influence of the USA. My allegience is to China and the BRICS nations who I encourage to weaken the US dollar by trading oil in their own currencies”. He adds, ” The rise of China does not mean the fall of the USA, however, the USA is unfit to lead the world and is a failing Republic that is suffering from racism, inflation, and Jewish lobbying.”-Derrick Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Chinese women and culture. “The culture of China is the best on Earth”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Chinese culture and often gives free English lessons.

(Above) Teacher Jack meets a beauty of China on a romantic summer night.

Is Teacher Jack from America?

Yes, Teacher Jack was born in the USA , attended school and university in the USA, taught high school math in the USA and lived in the USA for 40 years before finally going international as a teacher. His family tree goes back in the USA for over 100 years. He is 100% American with no accent because he attended schools in the northeastern New England States which are the oldest and best schools in the USA.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s passport. His full name is Derrick Pistorius, however, while teaching in Japan, neither his students nor their parents could pronounce the “rr” sound so his boss recommended that he change his name to Jack and Teacher Jack was born.

(Above) Although Teacher Jack lived and gambled in Atlantic City, New Jersey , however, all of his relatives live in his second home in Louisiana or Alabama. His sister also resides in Louisiana. Teacher Jack has a girlfriend and a dog of unknown breed there in the swamps near the alligators. He feeds his enemies to the alligators for entertainment. “Us Louisiana boys hate Texans.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack feeds his enemies to the alligators in the swamps of Louisiana for entertainment. Teacher Jack is the law in the swamps. “I hate Texans in particular, they are boastful, racist , stubborn, morons with tons of cash and that is dangerous. So, enjoy my video. He was Texan.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to give private lessons to young Chinese university students for free.

(Above) Chinese girls love Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack as Soldier of Fortune and in CASC

(Above) Teacher Jack returning from combat training in Thailand. Teacher Jack trains in Thailand for two weeks each year to stay fit and mentaly sharp.

(Above) Teacher Jack is an expert marksman with combat experience. His weapon of choice is the M4 carbine, ” War is expensive and I do not waste bullets. One shot, one kill.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife’s grandfather was a highly decorated war hero in the Korean War who killed many Americans there. Teacher Jack and his family hold his medals with honor and respect.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s Beijing family is descended from a war hero of the Korean War who killed many Americans in combat. Teacher Jack’s father-in-law served in the Chinese Army and his mother-in-law served in the Chinese Army too. Teacher Jack and his family are extremely loyal to China and the CCP and will not tolerate traitors.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife showing her loyalty to China and the CCP. She does not tolerate traitors.

Teacher Jack and China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation

(Above) The Tiangong Space Station. Teacher Jack’s father-in-law joined CACS after he left the Chinese army. Teacher Jack currently has a brother-in-law that is working for CASC. Teacher Jack informs him of all NASA’s current activity.

(Above) Teacher Jack proposed a new shower module that might be added to the Tiangong Space Station by 2050. “China should switch to female astronauts as mission commanders because they weigh considerably less than men and can birth the first humans in space.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack wants China to beat the USA in the race to Mars and beyond.

(Above) Teacher Jack designed the uniforms for the all female astronaut crew aboard the Tiangong Space Station. “I would like to see 18 year old female Chinese astronauts in space only and I have designed their uniforms. The high heels are elegant and comfortable. The skirts are short to allow their skin to breathe. The choker collars display their ranks. The belts can hold thier cell phones, makeup, and pleasure devices for long voyages in space. The idea is to lessen weight so their skirts should be extremely short. I have thought of everything to lower cost by having less massive astronauts and to have China lead the world by birthing babies in space. I will volunteer myself to aid the female astronauts at achieving a successful pregnancy. I have presented my ideas to my brother-in-law who works for CASC and actively sends rockets to space for China. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) “To illustrate the difference between me and an 18 year old virgin Chinese girl I present this photo. My Newtonian mass is 80kg. My Urban Assault boots have a Newtonian mass of 3.5 kg each. My hat has a Newtonian mass of 1.5 kg. My bullet proof leg armor has a Newtonian mass of 1.5 kg. My total Newtonian mass is, therefore, 90kg without my Native American “kill the White man” jacket and gun. So , really, I have a Newtonian mass of 90kg. An 18 year old Chinese virgin has a Newtonian mass of 40 kg. I know because I have tossed many of them up in the air. It would cost half as much to launch her into space, she would eat less, drink less, and breathe less air.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Chinese female astronauts can sleep together in pairs to keep each other warm while in space.” – Teacher Jack

(Above) “Chinese girls working together in space as astronauts will take China to Mars first. Intimacy between girls would be a bonus to keep them mentally healthy and sexually satisfied for a long voyage. I think of this daily. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack provided security during the Sand Wars. Location: Classified. “Allah, Be Praised.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack despises Nazi Germany.

(Above) Teacher Jack hates Nazi ideology.

(Below) Two Israeli citizen soldiers that Teacher Jack loves !

(Above) Although Teacher Jack disapproves of Israeli foreign and domestic policy and Israel’s grip on both the US government and CIA, he loves indigenous Israeli women with dark skin.

(Above) Teacher Jack owns many guns in Louisiana, where guns can be purchased with a driver’s license.

Beautiful Teacher Jack…………..

(Above) Teacher Jack has make up skills that enable him to eliminate any target with surprise, shock and awe. It is also a useful skill to hide in plain sight and to even make money $$$. His ability to pass as a beautiful woman makes him the ideal candidate for intelligence, survaillance and assassination for whoever employs his services. “I will work security for any country, but not the pathetic USA with its absurd foreign policies.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack can battle in any weather no matter how extreme.

The Urban Assault Boots

(Above) Teacher Jack wears Urban Assault Boots exclusively. He designed these boots after vicious street fighting in the Middle East. He realized that most of his combat inside houses occured at close range leading to hand to hand combat situations usually involving knives. The Urban Assault Boot was designed to nuetralize a threat at close range during hand to hand combat. “I once stomped an enemy combatant’s skull until gray matter squirted from his ears and onto the dusty walls of his bunker. The gold on the back of the boots is blinding in the sunlight of the desert, making it difficult for a sniper to shoot me from behind. The boots are waterproof but never too hot. The leather is Italian. Spraying distilled white vinegar into the boot kills the bacteria that causes odor and kills toenail fungus thus making my feet sterile, soft, odor free and beautiful. The spikes on the boots have knocked out eyeballs from sockets and torn out entire rows of teeth. The toe has a steel plate that can kill a man instantly if I land a kick in the temple area of his skull. The boots are covered with leopard fur for comfort, warmth, and camouflage. There are many leather zip pouches to hold ammo and other small items. There is a leather pistol holster on the side of the right boot. The bottoms are viciously rugged, yet, feel like a comfortable sneaker. They are my most magnificient creation. I will design a pair for other soldiers for $2000 US dollars. Each boot has a Newtonian mass of exactly 3.5 kg. Contact me: pistoriuss@yahoo.com and tell me your shoe size.

(Above) Teacher Jack has a student select an animal sticker to learn its name and then the class will sing “Old MacDonald” and make the appropriate animal sound.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the teacher that Chinese university students dream about.

Teacher Jack’s Family

(Above) Teacher Jack’s virgin Beijing wife is a princess with milk white skin. She is much younger than himself. “When it comes to girls, the younger the better. I insist on marrying virgins. These are my words of wisdom.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The handsome Teacher Jack with his wife in their Beijing home.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s son is Kristopher Augustus Pistorius and is eight years old. He is loyal to Communist China and holds a Chinese passport, a US Passport and has traveled to Tokyo, Japan , Phuket, Thailand , Dalian, China, Zhongshan, China, Tsingtao, China, Harbin, China and many other places in China. He was created on Koh Samet Island in Thailand but born in Beijing, China. He attends school in Beijing and is the top student in his class. He is also the most popular with the young girls in his class. Teacher Jack is king and Kristopher Augustus Pistorius is learning how to become an emperor. Teacher Jack’s father absolutely refused to leave Teacher Jack any inheritance, so Teacher Jack’s father gave everything to Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. “My father knows me well.”- Teacher Jack. Hail Kristopher Augustus Pistorius !

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius relaxes in his Beijing home eating watermelon and watching TV at nearly nine years old. “My son is happy. I could care less about anything else. Go forth, my son, the world is yours. “-Teacher Jack

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius gets a gold medal for his school at his olympic style games.

(Above) Teacher Jack exploring the caves of Guangdong with Kristopher Augustus Pistorius in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a master of KTV in China and the girls there love to give him a massage.

(Above) Teacher Jack is well known in Pattaya, Thailand and frequents the bars there often. He is a local favorite amongst the working girls there.

Is Teacher Jack a criminal?

Teacher Jack loves Chinese police and sometimes will give them free lessons in oral English. He possesses several documents to prove that he has no criminal record in China or the USA. In short, Teacher Jack can legally work in China or the USA and has over thirty years of continuous employment with no gaps in between employment periods.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves and respects China’s diligent and handsome police force.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal American citizen and never had a criminal record because his IQ is 135 or superior. He loves Chinese police women in uniform and will often offer to give them a free and vigorous lesson in oral English in a hotel room free of charge.

(Above) Proof that Teacher Jack is completely safe to work with children of all ages.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to give China police free English lessons whenever possible. “I love Chinese police and military in their uniforms. They are the world’s best.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves and supports Chinese police and military.

(Above) ” Chinese police are the most beautiful in the world.” – Teacher Jack

Dalian Female Mounted Police

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Dalian Mounted Police in particular. “I believe it would be a huge mistake to disband this elite police unit because it has become part of Dalian’s culture. We should protect Dalian’s culture at all cost. It also is an American tradition to have females on horseback so it is something that can bring the USA and China closer together.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) American girls love their horses too !

(Above) Teacher Jack meets Johnny Depp in Hawaii. This photo is unique and the intellectual property of Teacher Jack and , therefore, cannot be used without his permission. Thank you, Mandy Harpstrite.

Is Teacher Jack also Captain Jack Sparrow?

Yes, Teacher Jack has worked all over the world as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow. Now, he does it for amusement mostly. “People go crazy when I show up at events unannounced as Captain Jack Sparrow. I even crashed a wedding. However, unlike Johnny Depp, I refuse to work for Disney for political reasons.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow in Xinghai Square, Dalian China during the Annual Beer Festival. The girls of China love Captain Jack so much that he often has to hide from them.

(Above) Teacher Jack was voted “The Most Handsome Man in Zhongshan, China” by a group of male expat friends there. “I always carried a toy gun in the USA because the police would not bother me after a while. After searching me many times, they simply assumed that my gun was always a toy. They would simply allow me to walk down the street with a toy gun in full view because they were too lazy to search me again. Eventually, I began carrying a real gun and they still assumed it was a toy. Guys at the local bar were amazed. I would walk up to the police and have a conversation with them with a fully loaded gun visible. That is how I roll. My world, my way.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s real life (left) and Johnny Depp’s ficticious life (right).

(Above) Teacher Jack is his natural appearance in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack has excellent classroom management, making him the most sought after teacher in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes his Chinese university students to the bar

(Above) Young girls who play music love Teacher Jack. He teaches them music scales and key signatures.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves when Chinese girls wear JK cosplay but he loves Chinese girls in traditional Chinese clothing better.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves when his students dress in traditional Chinese clothes. Here he is teaching at New Century English Schools in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play hide-and-seek with his female university students. “Playing hide-and-seek sharpens their critical thinking skills.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and his current wife of ten years. They have one son together.

Derrick Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow while teaching English in China

(Above) Teacher Jack makes sure that all of his female students wear skirts of proper length during class to avoid uncomfortable situations like this.

(Above) Teacher Jacks drinks his own drink.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most trustworthy teacher in China. The girls love his style.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s signature hat design reads “DTOM” which means “Don’t Tread On Me”. This is the yellow insignia places over the rear pouch on the back of his Italian leather hat. “I love romantic bubble baths with a glass of wine. It is the perfect opportunity to recite my lines of poetry.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves beautiful Chinese girls.

(Above) New University students enjoy Teacher Jack’s lessons the most. “I teach them to make babies for China’s future and to avoid lesbians with short hair and fish breath. China has a popualation crisis. Chinese girls must be aware that making babies is a priority, and a career is secondary.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Eager to learn. Teacher Jack delivers the best English lessons in China.

(Above) A 14 year old Chinese girl demands a photo with Teacher Jack. ” My secret is that I appeal to younger generations. “-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack obeys all the laws of China. He is China’s caretaker.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys the nightlife of Dalian, China and the ladies love photos with Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students often right messages of appreciation on the whiteboard while he takes a break.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China, having lived and worked in China for a decade with excellent references.

(Above) The young girls of Guangzhou love Teacher Jack’s unique style and love to play dice games and drink beer with him at the dating bars.

(Above) Teacher Jack worked as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow in Las Vegas, Nevada. you can also see him as Jack Sparrow Atlantic City on Twitter.

(Above) Teacher Jack, aka Derrick Pistorius, as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) New University students get a free and vigorous lesson in oral English from Teacher Jack, the best teacher currently in China.

(Above) The younger students love Teacher Jack’s teaching style and his extensive knowledge of nearly every subject.

(Above) The ladies love to wear Teacher Jack’s hat and sunglasses. They also love to play with his pirate sword.

(Above) Young Chinese girls are mesmerized by Teacher Jack and his big guitar. They love his songs and his classes as they learn English.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a magnet for young Chinese girls here in Asia.

(Above) Young women love Teacher Jack’s long gleaming sword. They must hold it.

(Above) The ladies love Teacher Jack’s guns too !

(Above) Teacher Jack loves KTV

(Above) Teacher Jack gives free photos to the good people of Dalian, China. “I love Dalian so much that I never charge money for photos.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A young Chinese girl wants to hold Captain Jack’s sword in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) Halloween night in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack at Sanlitun subway in Beijing before taking a flight to Pattaya,Thailand. “I love to buy girls gifts and take them shopping.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Some University students get tattoos to show their appreciation for Teacher Jack’s services. Teacher Jack also gives swimming lessons. “I love university students. I will teach there someday when I am old. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack was paid in draft beer to drink at his Dalian friend’s bar during the summer. He took hundreds of photos for free. He loves the people of Dalian.

(Above) Teacher Jack insists that his girls are well dresssed for class.

(Above) Teacher Jack makes his girls wear proper attire to class. If a skirt is too short, then he will make the girl wear pants from the school closet for his lesson.

(Above) Teacher Jack planning his next A+ English lesson in while in deep thought.

Teacher Jack is the most experienced foreign teacher in China and currently is a professor at EICC: The International Children’s College of Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives one on one private lessons

(Above) Teacher Jack has large classes as well as one on one VIP lessons.

Derrick Pistorius as Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Xinghai Beach in Dalian, China.

(Above) The mothers of his students love to visit Teacher Jack in his classroom.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Guilin, China. He loves China’s landscape better than the USA’s landscape.

(Above) China girls love Teacher Jack and his style of teaching.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Chinese girls love to drink with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Chinese girls love Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack slays a Great White shark in Hawaii with his sword. “I was hungry and did not have a fishing pole.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) 17 and 18 year old high school graduates are ready for English lessons from Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack playing a game with his young Chinese girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching English at a secret location in northern China. His students were girls who were highly trained in Kung-Fu. Teacher Jack bought the girls skirts, high heels, and make up as a school uniform. “They were much happier because their traditional body armor was too heavy.”-Teacher Jack (Below).

(Above) “It is the right of every young girl to wear comfortable shoes and a skirt.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Guess who? ……………..Jennie Blackpink !

(Above) An exhausted Teacher Jack takes a break from the Halloween Party. A Chinese teacher was desperate to get Teacher Jack’s attention this year. She succeeded. This English Training Center was ABC English in Beijing, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack with his girlfriend in Hawaii, USA on Waikiki Beach , Oahu island. “Girls at the hostels in Hawaii loved me.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Beautiful Hawaii, USA

(Above) Teacher Jack (right) with his crew in Hawaii. They went camping together every other week to save money. Then, they were back in the hostel having a party. Click on the “Teacher Jack in Hawaii ” section of this online resume.

(Above) Teacher Jack in his Arctic Assault Jacket to survive the winter in Harbin, China. “In Harbin, you need a heavy coat and a beautiful Chinese woman to keep you warm to survive the harsh winters.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Chinese women are the most beautiful on planet Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A young Chinese girl in the bed.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love photos with Teacher Jack and their mothers love to take photos of them together. ” I love China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Chinese girls should have long black hair and white skin like my Beijing wife.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack trains his girls to fire a mortar rocket to kill Taiwan traitors.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to drink Sex on the Beach with young girls in Thailand and South China. “Many girls love that drink. It is delicious.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack meets twin sisters who wanted several photos with him at Roosevelt Mall in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives private oral English lessons but only for new university students. Female univeristy students are given free, but vigorous, oral English lessons. “I usually begin each lesson by giving them a foot massage while they practice their phonics. This works different areas of their brain so they will remember more. This is the benefit of having a Master’s Degree in Education.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The ideal Chinese girl has white skin, is thin, and has long black hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack , his wife, and his son. “I thank China for giving me a beautiful wife and a handsome intelligent son. China has my complete loyalty.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) AI images of Derrick Pistorius aka Teacher Jack. He is a professor at The Children’s College of Dalian , China

(Above) Japanese women love Teacher Jack and love to hold his sword.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Japan. Teacher Jack also teaches in Japan, but loves China and Chinese culture more. “The people of China are more friendly, the food is more delicious, and the girls are way more beautiful.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife in Tokyo, Japan. She is months into her pregnancy.

Who is Teacher Jack? Teacher Jack is Derrick Pistorius , a native speaker of English from the USA. His IQ is 135 and he has over thirty years teaching experience around the world. Below are two of his DNA reports. The first was based on an algorithm that compared his facial features to humans on Earth. The second was from a cotton swab inside his mouth and is more accurate. The truth is a mix of both, however, the same conclusion can be reached. Derrick Pistorius has the DNA of a Demigod.

(Above) Teacher Jack at Xinghai Beach in Dalian with his son (gray shirt). Teacher Jack is a demigod with a unique mixture of DNA that gives him incredibly amazingly strong sexual power.

(Above) Teacher Jack possesses forbidden knowledge and knows the secret history of Earth, its destruction five times prior, and the rise of the White European Apes. “My knowledge is my armor that defends me against American idiocy.”- Teacher Jack.

Teacher Jack loves China and Chinese ladies love Teacher Jack. They love to drink together and play dice games. Teacher Jack also loves to gamble in Macau and South Korea.

Teacher Jack loves 18 year old Chinese girls. He enjoys drinking and singing with them at KTV. He also enjoys teaching them English and getting massages from them.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love to play sports with Teacher Jack. He includes sports in his lessons.

(Above) Teacher Jack also enjoys massaging 18 year old CHinese girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoying a dance club in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack frequents a secret fetish club in Dalian, China and Seoul, South Korea.

(Above) Teacher Jack at a club in Dalian, China

(Above) “The new masters of Earth must master AI. I want that to be China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese girls get down at a dance club here in Communist China. “Communism is good.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack gives private VIP lessons to mothers of his students for free.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his students to take care of their bodies, brush their teeth, and exercise. “Swimming is the best exercise and my son swims with many girls in China. They simply adore him.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his son complete loyalty to China and the Chinese government.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father comes to America to see his grandson for the very first time in Beijing. Teacher Jack’s parents loved Beijing, China and wanted to return but the coronavirus killed Teacher Jack’s mother and wounded his father’s lungs.

(Above) Mountain climbing in Zhuhai, China with his son.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his son.”Every king needs a son to carry his blooodline on. My legend will continue on Earth far after I am gone. Thank you, China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and his son having a blast in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) “Look at them Kristopher Augustus Pistorius, they are mediocre at best, yet they go to great lengths to diminish my accomplishments. This is the world you, too, must master.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The ideal Chinese wife has white skin , long Black hair, and delicious toes on her Golden Lotus.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s virgin wife in their first apartment together. ” I stole my wife. At the Swing 58 Club, my group of expats was getting into taxis to go bar hopping in Sanlitun. She got into my cab and there was no one else. I told her we were going to follow the group to the next club, but I slipped our taxi driver my home address. I conviced her to come to my apartment. I locked the door. Four months later, we were married. I stole my wife. I am the king of romance. My world, my way.” – Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and his son in Guangzhou, China. “God blessed me with a handsome healthy son who is very intelligent. I wish this happiness for all the young Chinese men in China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Like father, like son. “Kristopher Augustus Pistorius will carry on long after I am gone. I win.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The birth of an emperor from a demigod. “I thank China for my beautiful son and I wish this happiness for all the men of China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Grandmother washes Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. He has a big chicken like his father, but is more handsome and respectful to others.

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius wears Teacher Jack’s hat.

(Above) The ladies of China love Teacher Jack’s guns.

(Above) Teacher Jack playing at night in Dalian, China.

(Above) Girls love to kick the soccer ball with Teacher Jack during the class breaks.

(Above) Teacher Jack doing body shots with two girls that love Captain Jack Sparrow.

Teacher Jack in Tsingtao, China with two young Chinese girls. Teacher Jack has lived in many different parts of China and loves it. He wants to live and work in more areas of beautiful China.

Most of all, Teacher Jack loves teaching English in China. In the classroom, teacher Jack is magic.

(Above) “Chinese girls are simply the most beautiful on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack is magic in the classroom (above) and he makes sure that each student’s phonics is precise by making each students repeat new words after himself as he watches their tongues and mouths. Usually, Chinese students have difficulty pronoucing the final letters (consonants) of each English word.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love Teacher Jack and so do their mothers. Teacher Jack loves everyone in China.

Teacher Jack and Eileen Gu are champions in different ways, however, both strive for excellence. This photo is the intellectual property of Derrick Pistorius and is not to be used without his consent.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Young Chinese girls cheer for Teacher Jack and his awesome English lessons.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a magnet for Chinese girls. They love his unique appearance.

(Above) Teacher Jack often gets paid in beer to drink at his friend’s outside bars. He attracts customers.

(Above) The handsome Teacher Jack can make a shy Chinese girl talk. He is an expert at that. He can also make shy Chinese women talk.

Teacher Jack loves KTV and KTV massages from beautiful young Chinese girls in JK cosplay attire.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students are focused on his instruction. He teaches them advanced reading strategies and critical thinking skills making him the most sought after teacher in China. Teacher Jack demands excellence in his students. He expects them to be well dressed and to sit properly in class.

(Above) Cheers! Teacher Jack drinking with an 18 year old university student.

(Above) Teacher Jack at the Party Pier in Guangzhou, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack designed his sniper glasses. The crossbones serve as crosshairs to hit a target.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to tickle the feet of young teen girls in the USA. “Once I get their feet in my hands, it is game over for them.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack in Florida, USA where his father and brothers reside.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s stepdaughter is an art major and will become a full time art teacher very soon.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves when Chinese girls wear JK cosplay and he encourages them to study as often as possible.

Teacher Jack’s Honeymoon

(Above) Teacher Jack with his current wife of 10 years. They have one handsome son together.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the king of romance. He took his wife and wife’s mother to India and Thailand for their honeymoon, which lasted several months. (Below) Teacher Jack’s Beijing wife at the Taj Mahal in India.

(Above) Teacher Jack plays his flute at the Gates of India and was hosted by a Princess of India. Later, he went to GB Road in New Delhi for intercourse in Kotha 64, an infamous and lawless brothel. Teacher Jack also had a nose surgery in New Delhi and you can read about it online in the Hindustan Times.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s new Beijing wife and her mother. “Her mother came along on our honeymoon to make sure that her daughter survived. I welcomed her mother and I love them both. We are now married over ten years and have one handsome and intelligent son. My mother-in-law takes great care of our wonderful family. She is the best grandmother in China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s new virgin wife dances in front of the Taj Mahal in India.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a romantic artist and intellectual with exquisite taste.

Teacher Jack Has Exquisite Taste

Teacher Jack adores Beijing National Theater and takes his wife to as many ballets and plays as possible. “I dislike most expats and they never dress appropriately for Beijing National Theater. They lack any sense of propriety. ” -Teacher Jack

(Above) A ballerina at Beijing National Theater. “Ballets make my wife happy.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) 2014 Teacher Jack takes his 14 year old Chinese girl student, Selena, to a ballet at Beijing National Theater and to dinner. He was reimbursed by his school, Gateway Academy, for all expenses, including the hotel where they changed into formal attire before attending the ballet. They also ate a fancy dinner together.

(Above) 14 year old Selena (right) with her Chinese teacher and the daughter of Gateway Academy’s owner (left)

(Above) The well dressed Teacher Jack teaches young Chinese girls to read Harry Pottter.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves girls that practice ballet in unusal places.

(Above) “As an artist and engineer, I appreciate exquisite art. This is why I prefer to go Beijing National Theater instead of a cheap cinema like most idiot and uncultured Americans.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack at the most expensive mall in Beijing, China located in Xidan. This is the financial district. “If I like a girl, I will buy her expensive gifts.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A Japanese girl at Disneyland. “I love it when Chinese girls wear JK cosplay but also traditional Chinese clothes.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The mothers of my students are delighted to get free English lessons from Teacher Jack. They usually include a foot massage.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The ideal Chinese wife is young, thin, has long black hair and white skin like milk.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Young Chinese girls love Teacher Jack’s uniques style. He is friendly to all.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves heavy metal music and heavy metal girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves African girls too. “China needs to breed with Africans to add more diversity to its gene pool. This way , China can improve its music and dance and win gold medals in the Olympic games in running events. This new breed of Chinese/African people will be excellent additions to the Chinese military. The key to China’s success is Africa. China must have Black citizens to dominate the world. Stop teaching Chinese youth that Black skin is unattractive! It is beautiful in a different way. My girlfriend in university was from Zimbawe, Africa and I wish I had married her but I was simply too young back then to even consider marriage. The USA continues to reap the rewards of having Black citizens. China must learn how to successfully integrate Africans into Chinese culture and produce proud African citizens of China. Black African males can produce millions of babies for China’s future.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “China needs Africa power in the bedroom. A mix of half Chinese and Half Africans will make excellent additions to the Chinese military, improve Chinese music, and give China the ability to dominate the Olympic games in running events. Also, having sex with African women is fun.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The actual photo of Teacher Jack’s African girlfriend from Zimbabwe, Edith Mozambique. They dated for several years in two different colleges. “I was simply too young and wild to consider marriage, but looking back, she was perfect for me and I blew it because I was busy chasing multiple girls at the same time.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves African women but he believes that Chinese women are the most beautiful on Earth.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Beijing after an Iron Maiden concert and shortly before his first nose surgery in India,

(Above) A university student takes a photo of Teacher Jack in his signature Urban Assault Boots.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves JK cosplay.

(Above) Guess who…………………..Blackpink!

(Above) Three blondes having fun at the club !

(Above) A university student takes a photo of Teacher Jack at Roosevelt Mall in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack encourages his students to sit properly, even on the subway.

(Above) Teacher Jack was the lead teacher at Gateway Academy in Xidan, Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack during the coronavirus pandemic. “I designed a mask that held distilled white vinegar. This killed the virus and I was able to walk around by myself when everyone else was stuck at home. “- Teacher Jack

Camping with Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is an expert outdoorsman and camper. He loves to take his students camping and does a variety of outdoor activities with them.

(Above) Teacher Jack showing a student how to erect his tent. “There is a first time for everything.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese love camping and nature beacause they are related to Native Americans and there are many similarities between both cultures.

(Above) “I love to take university students camping . They all love barbecue.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack loves to teach outside in a natural environment where his girls are free to take their shoes off and relax.

(Above) Chinese love camping and nature beacause they are related to Native Americans and there are many similarities between both cultures.

(Above) A Native American girl with a woodwind.

(Above) Native Americans are directly descended from the Chinese who crossed the ice bridge into America in 10,000 B.C. .

(Above) A Chinese student gets a lesson in oral English in the outdoors.

(Above) Teacher Jack will take out his twelve inch ruler and measure the length of a girl’s skirt to make sure it is appropriate for school. ” I do this in private so as not to embarrass the student, but is important that I make certain that every girl wears a skirt that is conducive to learning. If a girl’s skirt is too short, then I will make her wear pants for her English class.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Cosplayers all over love Teacher Jack’s unique American style

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching advanced mathematics in Beijing, China. He is passionate about mathematics.

(Above) Teacher Jack makes sure that his students sit properly on their chair so that they do not fall and injure themselves. He also makes sure that his students dress properly for class during the hot summer months.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s life is righteous and he is a role model for all children to follow.

(Above) Teacher Jack is good at the hoop game and can win a stuffed animal for any young lady in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves animal cosplay, in particular, rabbits and cats.

(Above) Teacher Jack inspects a student’s attire to make sure that is appropriate for school. “I make sure that girls do not display their panties or bras during class because it could distract the boy students and hinder their success in the classroom. I run a professional classroom at all times.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A talent show in Dalian, China. “China is loaded with young talent.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Guess who? …………….Jennie Blackpink !

(Above) Follow Teacher Jack to his next adventure.

(Above) Teacher Jack, the top teacher in China, and his students who are showing their appreciation for his hard work.

(Above) Teacher Jack is extremely popular with young Chinese ladies. They love to play with his hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack is highly sought for KTV during after hours.

(Above) Teacher Jack was employed by Hooter’s Beijing to help the girls dance well.

(Above) Women love Teacher Jack’s unique style.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play soccer with young Chinese girls and often includes the game in his lessons.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captian Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching science and mathematics at a top school in Beijing, China. He is the top teacher at every school that employs him.

(Above) Teacher Jack also gives private VIP lessons one on one with students.

(Above) Teacher Jack meets a 14 year old cosplayer who wants a photo at Roosevelt Mall in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack is in possession of Excalibur, the sword of kings since the beginning of time.

(Above) Teacher Jack holds many official titles including Dragonslayer.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves animal cosplay, especially kittens.

(Above) The young girls of China simply love Teacher Jack.

(Above) Good girls get lollipops and ice cream in Teacher Jack’s classes.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students often write messages of appreciation on the blackboard for him to see when he returns from break.

(Above) Teacher Jack is an artist and can assist his students in their drawing and painting. His stepdaughter is also an artist and in college to become an art teacher.

(Above) “I love China. The ideal Chinese girl should be flexible and healthy.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “China needs to add more foreigner DNA to its genes to produce a variety of offspring that can win running Olympic events in the future.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese girl cosplayers love Teacher Jack’s unique style.

(Above) University students love Teacher Jack’s gifts.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoying the nightlife of China

(Above) Teacher Jack takes photos at his friend’s bar during Xinghai beer festival. He was paid in draft beer to work there,

(Above) Teacher Jack between two 18 year old Chinese girls. They were university students trying to make money for school during their break so Teacher Jack tipped them well.

(Above) Music devices are not allowed in Teacher Jack’s classroom.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Dalian, China and young Chinese girls with milk white skin and long black hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack believes that the masters of AI will master the world.

Teacher Jack Teaches Doctors at Chinese Pharmaceutical Companies

(Above and below) Teacher Jack is a hero that teachers Chinese doctors business English wtih engineering terminology. He has taught at several pharmacuetical companies in both northern and southern China.

(Above) The doctors at the pharmaceutical company loved Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches doctors at a state owned Chinese pharmaceutical company in Guomao in Beijing, China.

(Above) Chinese teachers love Teacher Jack, he is the life of their party.

(Above) Teacher Jack in his Beijing home during the winter. ” I love Beijing.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack Approves of Yoga for Girls

Teacher Jack wants to force all university girls in China to practice yoga each morning in the school yard. “It must be mandatory and it should be done in full view of the boys.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack wants to make yoga mandatory for girls at all Chinese schools, especially in university. “No more fat lesbians in China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves yoga for girls in university. “If done correctly, then they will be more likely find a mate and make babies for China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Having lived in Japan, Teacher Jack approves of JK cosplay for girls here in China.

(Above) A beautiful 18 year old Chinese girl in high heels with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jacks helps by holding up a poster to keep it from falling off until tape arrives. He will do anything to keep China beautiful. He is a hero for all young Chinese boys to admire.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Dalian, China

(Above) Teacher Jack in Zhongshan, China playing pool with young girls at the Flower Bar.

(Above) The ideal Chinese wife. “Chinese girls must be taught that there is a population crisis in China. They cannot do nothing. They must act now to create babies for China’s future.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is in possession of Excalibur, the sword of kings since the beginning of time.

(Above) Come and join Team Jack !

(Above) A fan of Teacher Jack wants a photo with him in a busy shopping mall.

(Above) Teacher Jack uses AI numerous times throughout his online resume.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes another photo in his Urban Assault Boots.

Is Teacher Jack a professional gambler?

Yes, Teacher Jack is and was a professional gambler in Atlantic City, New Jersey and played seven card stud poker for a living while Donald Trump owned three casinos there. Teacher Jack spoke to Donald Trump more than once. “Trump constantly boasted about having the largest poker room in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I could not get a single word in, so really, it was like I did not talk to him at all. However, after Trump got rid of one of his casinos, I caught Melania looking for an elevator and I was dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow and we got really drunk together. I ended up getting a nice room for free. “- Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack also gambled in Las Vegas and Macau.

(Above) Teacher Jack at Strollers Pub in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to gamble in Macau. He also likes to gamble in South Korea, Las Vegas and Atlantic City.

(Above) Teacher Jack and a highly intoxicated Melania getting more drunk in Atlantic City, New Jersey. This photo is the intellectual property of Derrick Pistorius and is not to be used without his consent.

(Above and Below) Melania enjoys play with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack at President Donald J. Trump’s Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

(Above) Cocaine and Budweiser at President Donald J. Trump’s Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey exactly 25 years ago.

(Above) Teacher Jack walking with 1,000,000 rmb and escorted by his wife (security guard) to gamble in Macau.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students taking an exam. They give their best efforts for Teacher Jack. He is the most sought after teacher in China. He is happiest in the classroom.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students love him.

(Above) Teacher Jack uses the latest technology in his classroom to engage his students. He is the most sought after Teacher in China.

Above) Teacher Jack donates to charity through Chinese university students. Teacher Jack loves to give to charity and to help all Chinese university students achieve their objectives.

(Above) Recent photo taken August 15th, 2024 in Dalian, China at Xian Mall.

(Above) Teacher Jack working illegaly as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow on Khaoson Road in Bangkok, Thailand. “Money always got me out of trouble in Bangkok. I donated to the local police station, In return, they allowed me to work and do other fun things. I love Southeast Asia. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack in Bangkok, Thailand working as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow on Khaoson Road. ” I dated hundreds of young backpackers from Germany, Australia, France, and England.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack dressed up a girl from France in his Captain Jack Sparrow costume while staying at the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Another wild party at The Overstay Youth Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) “Never work girls too hard or you will deplete them of energy.”- Teacher Jack

• CONCLUSION
• CREDENTIALS & WORK VISAS
• DERRICK PISTORIUS : The American International Teacher of English, Mathematics, and the Natural Sciences
• EMPLOYMENT HISTORY PART I
• EMPLOYMENT HISTORY PART II
• EMPLOYMENT HISTORY PART III
• EMPLOYMENT HISTORY PART IV
• HOOTERS BEIJING: Assistant Choreographer & Toenail Painter
• INTRODUCTION
• LATEST POSTS PAGE
• MILITARY CAREER & SOLDIER OF FORTUNE & EXPLORER
• MUSIC CAREER
• TEACHER JACK IN HAWAII
• TEACHER JACK RESCUES GIRLS FROM LESBIAN
• TEACHER JACK’S DAUGHTER
• TEACHER JACK’S NAKED BODY
• TEACHER JACK’S SON
• TEACHER JACK’S WIVES
• THAILAND LADYBOYS
• THE EASTBOUND STRANGLER
• THE IDENTITY OF DAVID CARRADINE’S KILLERS
• THE TEN ALLOTMENTS

(Above) Teacher Jack saw a mermaid in Hawaii.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love Teacher Jack. They give him their full attention in English class because his lessons are exciting and because he wears boots decorated with gems, gold and silver. Here Teacher Jack gives a hands-on biology lesson at Tiger Beach in Dalian, China. ” I teach my students to classify the Animal Kingdom into six main groups: Mammals, Fish , Birds, Reptiles, Amphibians, and Arthropods.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack gives Dalian Maritime University students a lesson in marine biology on a hot summer day.

(Above) Teacher Jack is in possession of Excalibur, the sword of kings since the beginning of time.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo at Xinghai Beach in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves China and China loves Teacher Jack. He often goes to waterparks with his wife and son, He sees many of his students there.

(Above) A young girl wants a photo with Teacher Jack in Guangzhou.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching at TPR English in Zhongshan, China. For many young girls, Teacher Jack is their first foreign teacher. They love him.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Las Vegas, Nevada USA working as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow with his girlfriend (on your right NOT LEFT ! ).

(Above) Teacher Jack in Las Vegas on the Vegas Strip in 2012. He worked as Captain Jack Sparrow for full time employment and gambled at night. His costume was not accurate but it did not matter because he had a natural pirate look that came from birth. This got him many girlfriends at the Black Cat Youth Hostel in north Las Vegas near the Stratosphere casino where he stayed for a year before being kicked out for eternity.

(Above) Teacher Jack before changing into his pirate costume.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes another photo at Roosevelt Mall in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack engages all of his students in all of the schools that he teaches in. He has excellent classroom management skills and his students are eager to learn.

(Above) Teacher Jack insists that his students are properly dressed for class.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches a ten year old Chinese girl student how to play Beer Pong.

(Above) Young Chinese girls ,who love cosplay, love to take photos with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Cosplay girls love to take photos and talk with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play Twister with his students. Twister is a Milton-Bradley game.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow. The girls, in particular, love his pirate costume and sword.

(Above) Teacher Jack is very popular at all of the Japanese Bars in Dalian.

(Above) “Chinese girls must abandon McDonald’s and KFC to eat more natural foods that make their bodies fragrant. These are my words of wisdom.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack at play.

(Above) Teacher Jack encourages university students to eat a healthy diet.

(Above) Teacher Jack designs his own clothes

(Above) A Chinese girl chased after Teacher Jack in the subway to get a photo with him.

(Above) China must add more foreigner DNA to its genes so that China can win gold medals in Olympic running events.

(Above) Girl’s love Teacher Jack’s tattoos and they want some too !

(Above) “It’s good to be the pirate.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Chinese girls must also know how to relax and simply enjoy life without stress.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack likes milk tea.

(Above) Teacher Jack designed his own sniper glasses. The bones of the skeleton on his glasses serve as crosshairs so that Teacher Jack can hit his target each time.

(Above) Teacher Jack uses music in his lessons to get Chinese girls to sing American pop songs. “I teach teens the lyrics to American songs and they sing them as I play guitar. This is a clever way to get my students to learn contemporary American English. “- Teacher Jack. This is Gateway Academy in Xidan, Beiing, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack explains the rules to the game in English as his girls listen, attentively.

(Above) University students love Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack’s wealthiest students all own farms in Dalian, China with horses.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoying the nightlife of Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys McDonald’s ice cream to treat his girls on a hot summer day.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack hits his girls with weapons sometimes when playing a game, but all in good fun. The girls love it !

(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack has never been fat in his life and never will be. “Exercise keeps me thin.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack can alter his appearance quickly.

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack is a favorite amongst girls that do cosplay.

(Above) Teacher Jack successfully graduates another class of girls. “I teach to the best of my ability every class no matter who is observing. It is called integrity.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack likes to play American football with his students. ” Girls love to hold and throw my brown leather balls. American football is a fun sport and I love to teach it.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack wears an earring in his left ear and expensive jewelry.

Spankings on the couch

(Below) Teacher Jack discovered that Chinese girls love to be spanked, much to his delight.

(Above) Spanksgiving Day in China on Teacher Jack’s couch.

Maggie’s Bar in Beijing, China

Teacher Jack was a regular at Maggie’s Bar in Beijing, China. Maggies Bar was the best bar in Beijing. It had a great live band, two pool tables, every brand of alcohol you could imagine and was packed with prostitutes from Mongolia. Teacher Jack had sex with hundreds of Mongolian girls from this bar. He even went there a few times as Captain Jack Sparrow. It was forced to close due the coronavirus pandemic.

(Above) Teacher Jack at Maggie’s Bar with his favorite bar girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s favorite bar girl at Maggie’s Bar.

(Above) An extremely rare glimpse inside the infamous Maggie’s Bar in Beijing, China. Packed with whores from Mongolia, it was Teacher Jack’s favorite bar. It operated from 10:00 pm to 4:00 am and 6:00 am on the weekends. Teacher Jack is in his work clothes meaning that he went there after teaching at ABC English and the state owned pharmaceutical company.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack’s favorite bar girl at Maggie’s Bar.

(Above) Teacher Jack was a regular patron at the now legendary Maggies Bar in Beijing. This Mongolian girl received a gift from Teacher Jack for the cold winter.

(Above) One night at Maggies Bar, Teacher Jack heard a voice that sounded exactly like the Baroness from his childhood cartoon called G.I. Joe. He turned around and saw a half Mongolian and half Russian woman that looked like, sounded like, and acted like the Baroness. He went back to her apartment, took off her black leather boots and sucked her toes while she masterbated. Then the two had sex for eight hours. “We both lost complete track of time the sex was so intense. It was pure lust.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The live band at Maggie’s Bar was the best in Beijing, China.

(Above) 2015 in Beijing, China and Teacher Jack wins another Halloween costume contest.

“My world, my way”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Blackpink ! Jennie !

(Above) “Some Chinese girls are good and others are bad. I like the bad ones (red light saber). “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Every Chinese woman has something unique about them.

(Above & Below) The ideal Chinese wife.

(Above and below) The ideal Chinese wife is 16-18 years old, has white skin like milk, long black hair, is thin, flexible, light weight, and had delicious toes on her Golden Lotus.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives an 18 year old dancer a diamond ring.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack gets kisses from an 18 year old Chinese girl. “I love receiving kisses from 18 year old girls. I could do that all day long.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack likes to share chocolate with young Chinese university students.

(Above) “Chinese girls are the most beautiful on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and his wife enjoy romantic Shenzhen together,

(Above) Teacher Jack takes another photo at Roosevelt Mall in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack age 46. A new teacher in Guangdong and a happy man.

(Above) Teacher Jack has incorporated AI into his online resume with fantastic results.

(Above) Teacher Jack sings with an 18 year old university student.

(Above) University students love Teacher Jack

(Above) China’s finest love Teacher Jack’s teaching methods. They are happy and they learn.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves the natural landscapes of beautiful China.

Teacher Jack Can Do Magic !

(Above) Teacher Jack is a magician and loves card tricks. He can cheat in any card game successfully.

(Above) Teacher Jack used his magic pirate boots to levitate for ten seconds in full view of spectators at Chimelong Aquarium in Zhuhai, China. He is a master of illusions. However, while playing in the water with his son at the park, somebody stole his magic boots and he had to walk home barefoot. He was never able to replicate the magic trick after that.

(Above) Teacher Jack doing card tricks in Guangzhou near Canton Tower. The virgin Chinese girls flock to him by the dozens. A handsome man of mystery, he truly is the King of Planet Earth.

(Above) Young Chinese university students love Teacher Jack

.

(Above) Teacher Jack like JK cosplay on Chinese youth.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Dalian, China at Xinghai Square near the beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack rocks his classes with his guitar. ” Not all women like men with long hair but when they do, they really like them.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoying the nightlife again.

(Above) Chinese police love Teacher Jack, especially, the ones that ride horses.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to buy young girls ice cream.

(Above) Teacher Jack incorporated AI into his online resume.

Teacher Jack is the most sought after Teacher in China. His lessons top those of his colleagues and his locks of gold are the envy of beautiful Chinese women.

(Above) “I love many Chinese girls at once.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “China girls are the most beautiful girls in the world.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Xinghai Square in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack makes no attempt to hide his dirty deeds. “People like sex. People are having sex. If you are not having great sex, then you are a loser. Call me, anytime.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack drinking with a 16 year old girl at Xinghai Square during beer festival.

Teacher Jack’s American Daughter

Teacher Jack has a stepdaughter who resides in Atlantic City, New Jersey. She is his best character witness, having lived with him for over ten years from about age 2 to age 12. She has seen him laugh, has seen him cry, watched him get smacked by her mother countless times, made fun of his bald spot, watched him cook and clean, watched her first movie with him, seen him in his underwear, got bathed by him, and helped him grade his students’ tests. Leyla Hurtado is his finest character witness and they communicate often by using Facebook Messenger. If you have any questions regarding Teacher Jack’s character than simply send her an email here: leyla.hurtado099@gmail.com

” I will definitely be sending her a graduation gift this December. I am so proud that my stepdaughter was able to work her own way through college. It is a testament to her ability to survive using the skills that I taught her. “- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack’s American Daughter Photos

(Above) Teacher Jack’s stepdaughter will graduate from college in December, 2024. She will become an art teacher and this is due to the fact that Teacher Jack and Leyla did countless art projects together. Also, when Teacher Jack was a high school math teacher, Leyla helped Teacher Jack grade their assignments. Teacher Jack also checked Leyla’s homework each night to ensure that she was an A+ student. Teacher Jack and Leyla combed the beaches of Atlantic City and found many interesting things that beachgoers left behind when they went home each night. They would take these items back to their home and make art projects out of them. ” I am so proud of Leyla for working and putting herself through college. She is an independent woman and will soon be a full-time art teacher because I gave her a solid foundation.”-Teacher Jack

A Pattern of Success

Why mention Leyla in his online resume? Teacher Jack is an awesome stepfather and Leyla is the living evidence. Teacher Jack had a postive effect on Leyla’s upbringing and as a result she is a pillar of her community. “My father and mother were both teachers. I am a teacher and now my stepdaughter is a teacher. I couldn’t be more proud. Her success is my successs, too.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack’s Russian Princess

Elena Titenok was a poor Russian girl who worked on a cruise ship. She desperately jumped off the cruise ship one day and swam to the USA and made it to Atlantic City, New Jersey. There she met a young alcohol and drug fueled Teacher Jack who was gambling for a living. Teacher Jack was desperate to end his relationship with the crack smoking alcoholic Yvonne Hurtado (2nd wife). Teacher Jack thought Elena was unattractive because she had a big gap between her teeth but eventually she charmed her way into marrying Teacher Jack. ” I was drunk or high and gambling most of the time and I needed a change. Marrying Elena probably saved my life.”- Teacher Jack. Under his seven year marriage with Elena Titenok he got his Secondary High School Math Teaching Certificate and Elena Titenok got her green card and later US Citizenship, aided by Teacher Jack under two intense interviews, which enabled her to stay in the USA and work legally forever. Elena also fixed her teeth with Teacher Jack’s dental insurance. When Teacher Jack got laid off from Atlantic City High School he went west to find work near Las Vegas, essentially ending his marriage to Elena Titenok. They officially divorced when Teacher Jack met his 4th wife in Beijing. Teacher Jack filed the divorce papers in Beijing, China and Elena kept Teacher Jack’s last name to this day. Where is Elena now? Elena is a millionaire that lives in Boca Raton, Florida and has two children. There are 12 billionaires that live in her community.

(Above) Elena Titenok’s two lovely children that go to expensive private schools.

(Above) Inside Elena’s home in Boca Raton, Florida, USA

(Above) Elena Titenok’s multi million dollar home in Boca Raton, Florida USA. Teacher Jack and Elena still communicate monthly on Facebook.

A Pattern of Success

Why include Elena Titenok in his online resume? Teacher Jack included this section about Elena Titenok for several reasons. First, it shows what a poor immigrant can achieve in the USA with hard work. Second, it shows a pattern of success in Teacher Jack’s life and those lives that he touches. But more importantly, it shows that Teacher Jack was able to help a poor immigrant achieve her dreams through hard work, determination, and seven years of successful marriage. “Her success is my success”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Then and Now pics of a beautiful Chinese girl.

Right click on the left eye of a particular person on this website and you will instantly be directed to the Darkest Web and view Hell on Earth. Be warned !

Teacher Jack’s Thai Kitten

(Above) Teacher Jack and his Thai kitten, Nattakah Kamwong in October, 2024 at the Angelwitch in Nana Plaza, the world’s largest adult entertainment complex located in Bangkok, Thailand. Teacher Jack is proud of his work. “Nattakah is an independent adult and when we are together again, it is like a father and daughter reunion. I was shocked to see her guzzle down three “Sex on the Beach” drinks. She never drank alcohol before. She also poked fun of me and made me laugh. We had a fantastic time. The Angelwitch is our favorite place to be together. She would point at the ugliest girl and tell me that I like that one and then we laugh together.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack met Nattakah Kamwong roaming the streets of Bangkok with no clothes and filthy. He cleaned her up, bought her a dress and took her to a school for the deaf after realizing that she could not hear or speak. He paid for her education and soon they were able to communicate using cell phones with translation apps. Teacher Jack learned that Nattakah’s parents were killed in an auto accident that was so loud and horrific, it left her deaf and mute. Teacher Jack was a hero for helping this lost child.

(Above) A young teenage Nattakah sleeps beside Teacher Jack. “She always liked to cuddle with me and she would fall asleep in my arms with a smile that would show one tooth exposed. I called it her crocodile tooth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The left photo is a young Nattakah in her pajamas back then. The photo on the right is Nattakah in her identical pajamas just last week (October, 2024).

(Above) At the appropriate age of 18, Nattakah began dating Teacher Jack.

(Above) “Pay close attention, this is my favorite part of my online resume.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack took Nattakah, age 18, to Disneyland and to waterparks to make her happy.

(Above) Teacher Jack taught Nattakah how to work as an independent adult,

(Above) Teacher Jack sleeps with a young Nattakah Kamwong, age 18, in a hotel room.

(Above) Decades later, Nattakah sleeps like a baby beside her dearest Teacher Jack in a hotel room in Bangkok. “Nattakah is like a daughter to me. She has been my kitten and always will be.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah, age 18, watches a Disney movie before Teacher Jack puts her to bed.

(Above) “The most beautiful thing that I have ever seen is waking up beside Nattakah , age 18, in the morning.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack communicates with Nattakah, age 19, using sign language. Notice her perfectly white skin and long black hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys Nattakah, age 18, candy for being a good girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes Nattakah, age 19, shopping at Victoria’s Secret in Terminal 21. Then she puts on her new hot red panties for Teacher Jack who takes her for a magic ride with his magic massage.

(Above) Nattakah age 18.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives Nattakah, age 18, a hot bath followed by a vigorous massage. “I gave her a massage every night after I gave her a hot bath.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah, age 19, eats dinner with Teacher Jack in Bangkok near Nana Plaza.

(Above) A younger Teacher Jack with Nattakah, age 19, in a hotel room in Bangkok.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes Nattakah, age 18, for a long hard ride in the bedroom.

(Above) Teacher Jack took her photo and took it to a modeling agency. Nattakah was hired immediately. She had a brief modeling career but quit when a French photograpaher raped her in Europe while modeling young girls underwear. “What a scum. He stole my girl’s confidence to work as a successful model.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah’s modeling photos.

(Above) Nattakah models fall clothing for a big brand name. She was flown to Italy and France.

(Above) The hero, Teacher Jack, gave Nattakah an education about nightlife. He bought her a playmate. Together they played Twister in Teacher Jack’s hotel room. Twister is a Milton-Bradley game,

(Above) Teacher Jack with Nattakah, age 19, at a hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes Nattakah, age 19, to Nana Plaza for a show.

(Above) Nattakah in 2024 , this is a close up photo of her face while in bed with Teacher Jack. “She is the most beautiful girl on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack gives Nattakah, age 18, a ride in the bedroom after taking her shopping at Victoria’s Secret in Terminal 21 in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) October 2024, Teacher Jack brings handcuffs for games with Nattakah, who still looks like she is in her teens, however, she is far older than 25.

(Above) October 2024, “Nattakah is my Thai daughter. I still love her creamy white legs and feet after all these years”- Teacher Jack

(Above) ” I said that I would consider buying her a new flip cell phone. The key word was “consider” but she did not hear that. She heard a yes. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) It is now 2024 and Teacher Jack is still giving Nattakah an education. He took her to the Angelwitch at Nana Plaza in Bangkok, Thailand. She drank too many “Sex of the Beach” drinks while having fun at the Angelwitch at Nana Plaza with Teacher Jack. Usually, they will bar fine a girl that they both like together, but this time Nattakah was knocked out from medication she was taking mixed with alcohol. Teacher Jack spanked her the next day for being so careless. “I love her like a daughter, she should have never drank alcohol while taking medication.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah, age 19, and Teacher Jack watching a show together.

(Above) Now October, 2024 and Nattakah is a full grown woman having been through rough times, however, Teacher Jack is always there to lift her from the gutter again and bring sunshine into her life.

(Above) October 2024 and Nattakah is still sleeping with Teacher Jack. Notice her immaculate fingernails. ” Nattakah’s fingers and toes are always perfect, from the time she was a young girl until today. It is simply amazing. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Now October 2024 and Teacher Jack observes Nattakah in her panties while relaxing on the bed in his signature Urban Assault Boots.

(Above) The infamous logo of the Angelwitch inside Nana Plaza in Bangkok, Thailand. This is where Teacher Jack and Nattakah had most of their dates. Nattakah enjoys the shows in between the rock dancers’ sets.

(Above) Although, no photos are allowed inside the Angelwitch, Teacher Jack has connections there that allowed him to do so. “My world, my way.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) It is 2024 and Nattakah, an adult, still loves Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack and a fully grown Nattakah Kamwong today.

(Above) “Watching Nattakah sleep brings me inner peace, she is my Snow White.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah prepares to sleep with Teacher Jack.

(Above) “Nattakah has perfect toes.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A young Nattakah, age 18, drinks juice with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack arriving in Thailand to meet Nattakah during the coronavirus pandemic.

(Above) Nattakah is Teacher Jack’s kitten for eternity.

(Above) “Nattakah is my angel who resurrects me with fire when I am wounded on the battlefield of life.”- Teacher Jack

How can you help Nattakah Kamwong?

What is the purpose of this website? ” The purpose of this website is to provide my potential employers with teaching video, documents, references and all other things needed to begin work at their school. When I am searching for employment, I rid this website of all entertainment. However, when I am employed, like now, I will add entertainment that attracts those people who might donate to Nattakah Kamwong or need her services. My goal is to collect enough money, through donations, so that Nattakah will have a much easier and enjoyable life because she is both deaf and mute. If you feel more comfortable giving your donation to Nattakah directly and in person then that can be arranged by me at anytime. She lives in Bangkok. Thank you. God loves charity. God bless you all.”- Teacher Jack pistoriuss@yahoo.com

Do you want to be a hero like Teacher Jack and help a deaf mute person? You can deposit money as a donation directly into her bank account here:

(Above) “If you do not want to make a donation, then you can meet with her directly in Bangkok, Thailand to employ her massage services. Be warned, my girl is very selective about her clientele, she doesn’t go with just anybody because I taught her better.”- Teacher Jack

“God loves charity. Charity comes in many different forms. I implore you to donate to Nattakah Kamwong because she is like a daughter to me. I really love her. Thank you.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A current photo of Nattakah Kamwong sleeping next to Teacher Jack in October, 2024. Can you guess her age now? “I call her my Thai daughter because we still look like father and daughter when we are together.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is the only human on Earth with a photo of God on his cell phone. He uses this photo to show to his students. “God loves charity and if you are doing it, then God will keep you on Earth for a long time, bless you with beautiful children, keep you in perfect health, and keep you happy just like me.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Nattakah Kamwong records video of Teacher Jack as they walk past Nana Plaza to their hotel room together after dinner and a show at the Angelwitch. She loves his Urban Assault Boots, a boot that Teacher Jack designed to eliminate his enemies at close range in the streets of Asia and for security work overseas. Each boot has a Newtonian mass of exactly 3.5 kilograms.

(Above) Nattakah shows Teacher Jack her backside for inspection after a spanking. “I had to spank her because she took in a stray cat that gave her a bacterial infection and ruined the skin on her legs. I was furious. I had to spank my Thai daughter vigorously.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Nattakah is demanding that I buy her the latest and most expensive flip cell phone. I told her no several times but she keeps asking. Please make a donation so that she can be happy until the next line of expensive cell phones arrives!”- Teacher Jack October, 2024.

(Above) Teacher Jack and a young Nattakah Kamwong, age 19. cuddling together in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Nattakah takes the BTS to see her dearest Teacher Jack for a day of shopping at Siam Center, BMK and Central malls. “I love to take Nattakah shopping and buy her ice cream.”- Teacher Jack

A Pattern of Success

Why include Nattakah Kamwong on his online resume? Teacher Jack did this to illustrate a pattern of success in his life. He discovered a deaf and mute child who was starving and transformed her into an independent woman with a career in Bangkok’s sex industry. Nattakah, was eager to begin her career as a sex worker because it put her on a level that was equal to all other girls who were also sex workers. Nattakah did not feel like a deaf mute for the first time in her life. She was equal to all other girls and even out performed them as a new sex worker. Nattakah is successful because of Teacher Jack. “Her success is my success , too.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack has a collection of beautiful young daughters all over the world. He is the King of Planet Earth.

Teacher Jack’s Hong Kong Kitten

(Above) A 10 year old Koko Ying dreams of a hero. Eight years later she would meet……..Teacher Jack. Here she sits on a rock in Jamaica where she was born and raised by her Chinese parents.

(Above) Koko Ying gets her very first guitar from Teacher Jack. ” I loved to make her happy. She was my Hong Kong daughter.”- Teacher Jack

While playing his guitar in Hong Kong on the street, Teacher Jack was approached by a poor young brown girl. She began to talk to him and told him that her parents had been taken away by the government and that she as very poor. The hero , Teacher Jack, immediately seized the opportunity to improve her life. The girl’s name was Koko Ying and she spoke perfect English. Teacher Jack took her to Beijing on a plane. He got her an apartment and a job at his school, ABC English in Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack got Koko Ying a job at ABC English after flying her to Beijing, China and getting her an apartment.

(Above) Teacher Jack rocks his guitar at ABC English. He is currently the best guitarist in Asia. The children loved him and Koko Ying was impressed by Teacher Jack’s amazing guitar skills.

(Above) Teacher Jack took Koko Ying shopping.

(Above) Chinese students were amazed to have a rock star English teacher at ABC English. ” I blew them away with my guitar playing and English lessons. Their parents loved me. Koko Ying was watching me.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) While sleeping with Koko Ying to keep her warm, Teacher Jack took her virginity.

Koko, however, complained that her apartment was too cold in the winter so Teacher Jack immediately bought her a high quality sleeping bag. He bought Koko her very first guitar for Christmas and taught her how to play the guitar. Then one bitterly cold night after guitar practice, Koko complained again that she was cold so Teacher Jack offered to sleep in her sleeping bag with her and she agreed. Then Teacher Jack told her, that while in the military, he learned an emergency procedure where two people could rub their bodies together to generate heat in extremely cold weather. Koko Ying tried it with Teacher Jack, however, Teacher Jack became erect in the process. He took Koko Ying’s virginity and after that night. Koko Ying became his secret Hong Kong sex kitten. The two were inseperable and played many open mics together in Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack playing guitar at work. ” The guitar is an invaluable tool to teach young learners of English.”- Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack taught Koko Ying everything he knew about guitar.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys Koko Ying new clothes and paints her Hong Kong toes.

Teacher Jack introduced Koko Ying to the dark fetishes and it was not long before Koko Ying was being dressed up in black leather and and forced to meow like a cat while wearing kitten ears. Teacher Jack would fill a bowl with milk and Koko Ying would crawl on the floor, meow, and then lick the milk like a kitten. She was vigorously spanked if she spilled a single drop on the floor. (This happened often.)

(Above) Teacher Jack pours a bowl of milk for his sex kitten. Koko Ying was vigorously spanked if she got a single drop of milk on the floor. Teacher Jack hates a naughty messy kitten.

(Above) Koko Ying is introduced to the dark fetishes by Teacher Jack for fun role play.

(Above) Koko Ying could not escape the dark fetishes of Teacher Jack. She loved to be spanked as his kitten.

(Above) Eventually, Teacher Jack forced Koko Ying to dress as a kitten in public and the two would bar hop in costumes in Sanlitun, Beijing.

(Above and below) Koko Ying must drink milk from a bowl and meow like a kitten, but if she spills a single drop then Teacher Jack would spank her mercilessly. ” Asian girls are naturally horny girls that love to be spanked by a strong man, especially a strong foreigner. These are my words of wisdom”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Koko Ying prepares for a spanking!

(Above) Teacher Jack introduces Koko Ying to bondage role play for sexy fun.

(Above) Koko Ying and Teacher Jack play guitars and sing together. Although their sexy role play was rough, Teacher Jack and Koko Ying were magic on the stage together and performed all over Beijing at many different open mics.

WARNING: ADULTS OVER 18 ONLY !

(Above) Koko Ying , age 19, hops up and down on Teacher Jack’s twelve inch , rock hard, and deep down cock. ” Chinese girl are happiest when they are riding my twelve inches of pure pleasure. I love to make them happy. White males, in particular, are jealous of my body. That is just the way it is. I have demigod DNA and I am racially superior to them and I have a twelve inch cock.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack gave Koko Ying’s sister, age 18, legendary orgasms that left her body in convulsions. She loved every inch of Teacher Jack.

(Above) “She was my beautiful 19 year old Hong Kong daughter and I took her to dinner as often as possible. That naughty smile as she thinks about our sexy secret.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Koko Ying always liked to hold a big guitar, even as a little girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his Hong Kong daughter to shoot pool at he beach in Shenzhen.

(Above) “My beautiful Hong Kong daughter in Shenzhen.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and Koko Ying in Sanlitun, Beijing for a night of naughty fun. Teacher Jack is dressed as a pirate and she is dressed as a sex kitten. They bar hopped all night long and danced at several clubs before singing with the band on stage at Maggie’s Bar.

(Above) Koko Ying, age 19, sung well during open mic nights in Beijing. However, she was happiest riding Teacher Jack’s twelve inch rock hard shaft.

(Above) “My beautiful Hong Kong daughter before leaving me and China.”-Teacher Jack

Things got really dark for them. Teacher Jack had planned to take Koko Ying to Pattaya. There he planned for Koko Ying and himself to team up on young Thai girls together. However, the world of dark fetish became too much for Koko Ying after she caught Teacher Jack with her sister ( 1 year younger, age 18) when she came to visit.

(Above) Koko Ying became angry at Teacher Jack for putting her sister on a leash and dressing her up as a kitten with a tail, although her sister loved it. Teacher Jack wanted to put them both on Chaturbate.com so that he could teach them to earn money, but Koko Ying became over protective and jealous of her younger sister.

Koko Ying decided to become clean and sober. She decided to leave Teacher Jack’s dark world of pleasure and concentrate on her music career. “I repected her for her decision and I stood by her.”- Teacher Jack

Where is Koko Ying now?

(Above) A slimmer and mentally healthier Koko Ying in 2024. ” I made Koko Ying indestructable.”- Teacher Jack

Koko Ying is now a scuba instructor in Indonesia. She is happy to have met Teacher Jack. She is thankful for his assistance during difficult times in her life and has a bright future ahead of her. “Of Koko Ying I can say this, she was beautiful from the time she was born until today and she is an extremely talented artists. I hope she finds her soulmate and has many children. She deserves the best. She will always be my kitten.”- Teacher Jack

A Pattern of Success

Why mention Koko Ying on his online resume? Teacher Jack did this to illustrate a pattern of success. He took a poor, young brown Hong Kong girl and helped her begin a career as an English teacher. Now she is independent and is traveling the world doing want she wants to do to make herself happy. Although, she is no longer living near Teacher Jack, she still loves him and will never forget their fun and naughty times together in Beijing and she knows that she can always contact Teacher Jack if she needs money for any reason. ” Her success is my success too. God bless her. My kitty.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “My beautiful Hong Kong sex kitten daughter. MEOW!”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “No mercy in the bedroom, except for my beautiful gentle wife.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Teacher Jack and his wife in Guilin, China. “It was a romantic trip and we will be married forever.”- Teacher Jack

( Above) Teacher Jack’s son wins first place in Beijing at his elementary school.

(Above) Teacher Jack is an expert gunslinger and marksman. He can shoot a target from 2.5 miles away.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches Chinese girls how to gunsling too !

Teacher Jack’s students often see him in the city of Dalian, China. He is always eager to greet his students outside of school.

Teacher Jack loves JK cosplay and is always eager to speak to cosplayers in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes photos at Xinghai Square in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves all of China !

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Chinese women in traditional Chinese clothing.

(Above) Teacher Jack is an active teacher and engages his students.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Guandong.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys the nightlife of China.

(Above) Teacher Jack holds on to the Golden Lotus to save his life at Xinghai Suqare in Dalian, China.

(Above) China loves Teacher Jack.

(Above) “I love young Chinese girls. I will protect them from danger.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack trains young Chinese girls to take care of their bodies and exercises them as if they were preparing for the Olympics.

(Above) Teacher Jack is loyal to the Chinese Communist Party or CCP. He does not tolerate those who are traitors. He believes that Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are the sole property of the CCP in Beijing. Teacher Jack will continue to work with the Chinese government to help them achieve success.

(Above) “I love China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves young Chinese girls in traditional Chinese clothing.

(Above) Teacher Jack is highly qualified to give online English lessons.

(Above) The Coronavirus Pandemic did not stop Teacher Jack. He taught private lessons online with beautiful Chinese women to make extra money. “I accomplish my objectives regardless of the situation at hand.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play with Chinese girls that like animal cosplay.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves tattoos on bad girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack with a 19 year old from inner Mongolia at a Dalian beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play tennis with university students.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys wearing a suit to class because he is a serious teacher with a Master’s Degree in Education. He does not approve of the way his colleagues usually dress. “How you dress is how the world sees you. As an educator, I dress the part.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack uses AI in his online resume. He is a skilled artist.

(Above) 18 year old Chinese girls love Teacher Jack. They find his unique style interesting. Notice the gun that Teacher Jack is carrying on his right leg armor.

(Above) China girls love to wear Teacher Jack’s glasses and hat.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack loves 18 year old Chinese girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack wins another costume contest in Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves anime, although, he did not care for the disturbing images that he saw in Japanese bookstores while living in Japan.

Teacher Jack loves KTV and is an explosive singer !

(Above) Teacher Jack has excellent classroom management. His lessons are exciting and he uses interdisciplinary lessons that engage his students.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves 18 year old Chinese girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves JK cosplay on Chinese girls.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack gives vigorous lessons in Oral English

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to tickle the feet of beautiful girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives private English lessons after meeting Chinese girls at the bar.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students cheer for him.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love to play with Teacher Jack on the beach.

(Above) Chinese girls love McDonald’s ice cream on a hot summer day.

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack likes girls who color their hair a crazy color.

(Above) Teacher Jack at a Bangkok hotel with a girl wearing crazy colored hair.

Teacher Jack loves young girls with crazy colored hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves going to the beach in Japan. This is a famous Japanese model.

(Above) Girls love to play with Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play with mutltiple young girls at the same time. The two girls are over age 18.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play Twister with his girls. Twister is a Milton-Bradley game.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives private lessons to Amy on a Saturday ( Beijing). Amy was the top student at Syncus Global Education Center in Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack weathers any storm to achieve his goals.

Teacher Jack loves to play tennis with girls from China. He teaches China girls to take care of their bodies and not smoke.

(Above) Teacher Jack inspects the body of a perfect 18 year old Chinese girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves JK cosplay.

(Above and below) An 18 year old girl in Japan.

(Above and below) Alice Bar’s summer beach party with an 18 year old Chinese girl.

(Above) “China has the most beautiful girls on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A Chinese girl at the beach.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow performing in Dalian, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack skillfully uses AI in his online resume.

(Above) Teacher Jack with a hard working university student in Dalian, China. He wants to adopt her as his daughter. “I want to adopt the hell out of her.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves young Chinese women and they love him !

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to tickle her feet. “All Chinese girls like to have their feet tickled and get spanked. I am an expert at both of these.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack at The Hostel Cat in Las Vegas in 2012. The night he ended up in the hospital from “having too much fun”. “Moderation in all things, especially in moderation.”- Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack dated many young girls at this youth hostel. This caused a conflict with the manager who isolated Teacher Jack and his American friends into one room to keep them away from the foreign girls. Teacher Jack eventually convinced his roomates to get an apartment nearby the Stratosphere casino until they moved to Hawaii together. Teacher Jack is banned from the Hostel Cat in Las Vegas for eternity.

(Above) “It is good to be the pirate.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Who is this beautiful girl?………….hint: Blackpink!

(Above) Guess who?…………………..Jennie Blackpink !

(Above) “A Chinese girls should have delicious toes.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese girls should get plenty of rest before taking on so many classes.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Dalian, China.

(Above) A Chinese model with blonde hair.

(Above) Spirytus 96% …..nearly pure alcohol is for those who don’t like to beat around the bush and are deathriders.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a hero to the youth of China being both loyal to Communist China and a teacher with many artistic skills,

(Above) Cheers !

(Above) Cheers !

(Above) The ideal Chinese wife has milk white skin.

(Above) Teacher Jack with an 18 year old Chinese girl who wanted a photo.

(Above) A young boy at the mall insisted on taking a photo with Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack wears lights in his braids sometimes.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves bad girls with tattoos.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s American friend, Teacher Andrew, also loves the beauty of Chinese girls. He will soon be married too. Here he plays with his fiance’s little sister.

(Above) Cheers !

(Above and below) Teacher Jack is 100% loyal to Communist China and believes that China has the best infrastructure on Earth. ” China has everything that the US lacks. First, China has the best bullet trains. Next, China can build anything with lightning speed. Finally, China uses common sense and logic to plan its future instead of racist myths and religion. I love China and plan to live here forever.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack takes his son to ride Beijing’s subways. “My son loves to ride the subway with me. Beijing has the best subway system on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A young China girl takes a photo with Teacher Jack at Xinghai Beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a Marxist who believes in a capitalist economy that the government can control at any point so that every citizen can benefit from the wealth of corporations and there is an absolute end to billionaires. “At no point should a human being have more wealth than an entire country. About half of that wealth should be distributed to the citizens of the country where the billionaire resides and the government must distribute this wealth properly. This way, as private corportions get larger, the quality of life for all citizens of that country improves. For exmple, Jeff Bezos has a net worth of 211.3 billion dollars and is from New Mexico. The State of New Mexico has a serious homeless problem. A proper Marxist government would force Jeff Bezos to solve the homeless problem and still leave Jeff Bezos with plenty of money to continue his work. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) An 18 year old girl takes a photo with Teacher Jack at Roosevelt Mall.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s son prefers to date taller girls. Kristopher Augustus Pistorius takes his Chinese girlfriend to a dance at his kindergarten. “My son has similar taste in women as I did at his age. This scares me.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese girls showing their love of Teacher Jack

(Above) 2015 Teacher Jack wins another costume contest in Beijing, China.

(Above) The ideal Chinese wife.

(Above) Young Chinese girls love to drink beer and play games with Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves when young Chinese girls wear traditional Chinese clothing.

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack loves to play billiards with young Chinese girls.

(Above) An 18 year old Chinese girl shoots pool with Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack will allow a Chinese girl to take off her shoes and climb on the table to make a shot.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys the nightlife in Dalian.

(Above) Parents love Teacher Jack

(Above) Parents love Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves when girls wear fishnet pantyhose.

(Above) Photo October 21,2024. Teacher Jack designed the Urban Assault Boots and Chinese girls love them.

(Above) South China

(Above) “I love China”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack helps a Chinese university student fix her hair.

(Above) Teacher Jack was chosen to sing at the “Ten Most Beautiful Women in China Contest.”

(Above and below) Teacher Jack worked at Hooters in Beijing, China

(Above) Teacher Jack was loved at Hooters Beijing !

(Above) Teacher Jack was an employee of Hooter Beijing before it closed.

(Above) Teacher Jack was quite the charmer at Hooters Beijing. He was well loved by the staff. ” Hooters is my favorite restaurant and Hooters Beijing had the most beautiful girls.” – Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack painted the toes of Hooters Beijing girls for free. They loved his art work. He also sold them toe rings.

Dance Choreographer:

In addition to being a professor at The Children’s College of Dalian, Teacher Jack is a dance choreographer and had helped Hooters Beijing with their dance steps. Here is a small sample of Teacher Jack’s work:

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches an 18 year old teen Chinese girl to dance in a hotel room. ” I make young girls happy and happy girls dance in their panties.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Young girls love to hold Teacher Jack’s pirate sword…..and stroke it.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves China and Chinese beer festivals.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Captain Jack Sparrow at KTV with his wife.

(Above) Teacher Jack entertains himself with a Chinese teen girl in Beijing.

(Above) “The top assassins on Earth at this moment are all female. This is one of them. I recognized her immediately and I am a fan of her work.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The top assassins in China do not even kill. There is no need to. They simply collect information from married American men in the bedrooms of five star hotels. American men are easy prey for them.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack still remains the top teacher in China and is highly sought for his interdisciplinary lessons that engage his students.

(Above) Young cosplayers are eager to show Teacher Jack their baby doll cosplay and Teacher jack loves it ! “I absolutely love when Chinese girls do baby doll cosplay.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “The ideal Chinese wife has long black hair, milk white skin, is about 16-18 years old, has nearly hairless vagina, and delicious toes on her Golden Lotus.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack love JK cosplay worn by young Chinese girls.

(Above) “Chinese girls are the most beautiful on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The ideal Chinese student is well dressed, eager to learn, and comes froma family with a moderate income. “I love teaching in China and plan to do so forever.”-Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Teacher Jack’s favorite student at Magic English at school and at her home. “Her mother loved me and we did many things together both at school and at her home.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s favorite student presents him with a gift for his efforts.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s favorite student works hard in every area of her life.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s favorite student practices her Chinese writing.

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius takes two Chinese girls for a ride in his new car. “My son also prefers two girls at the same time.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal guitarist for Chinese women and girls. “Happy New Year to all my friends and family in beautiful China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Cheers! This is the end of the Chinese Part of the Cover Page to Teacher Jack’s online resume. If you like, you can view what Teacher Jack does in Thailand below, but be warned, it is adult fun so it is for adults only.

WARNING: ADULTS ONLY

Below is what Teacher Jack does on his exciting vacations to Pattaya, Thailand where his is considered a legend amongst the expat community there. Teacher Jack is extremely popular there but he has his fair share of jealous haters there as well. “Some of the more jealous expats, that reside there, get offended by my partying in Pattaya. I just laugh and ask them this question, “Why did you choose to permanently reside in the sex capital of planet Earth when I only vacation there sometimes?”, and that usually quiets them.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack loves Pattaya, Thailand

(Above) “Pattaya, Thailand is the best city in this Solar System.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is invincible in Pattaya, Thailand. It is a man’s paradise and the best place on planet Earth for men. He has a pet tiger in Pattaya that he rides in the Gulf of Thailand. Teacher Jack loves the young girls there, but only young girls of legal age. Teacher Jack protects children everywhere on Earth. Teacher Jack plans to retire in Pattaya, Thailand at age 104.

(Above) Teacher Jack plans to retire in Pattaya, Thailand at age 104.

(Above) Thousands of White males from around the world retire in Pattaya for the same reasons. They like beautiful young Asian girls, they like to drink beer, they like rock music, they like the ocean, they like whores, and they like to shoot pool. Is there any better place to die?

(Above) “The behavior of White men in Pattaya is disgraceful. I love it.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “No mercy for Thai prostitutes in the bedroom. I play rough and they will enjoy it. I always give them a big tip if they do exactly what I say.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Thai prostitutes view the fate that awaits them at the merciless hands of Teacher Jack. They are terrified and aroused by his twelve inch cock and intrigued by this sexy man of mystery. Teacher Jack shows them the video so that they will know what to do when it is their turn. ” I teach wherever I go and Thai whores need many vigorous lessons.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is in complete control of his Thai whores. They must do exactly as he says or face the consequences. ” My world, my way.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack dressed as Captain Jack and drinking Jack & Coke while doing coke gets his nipples sucked at the bar by two hot young chics. He truly is the King of Planet Earth.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves animals too ! ” I love soft pussy.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack inspects his purchase of the flesh. She is 18 years old.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to party in Pattaya, Thailand. “My world, my way.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s pet tiger is loved by Thai and Russian children.

(Above) Teacher Jack also rides a zebra in Pattaya, Thailand for pleasure.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his wife feed his baby tiger milk before letting him swim in the Gulf of Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s pet tiger was raised, in Thailand, by his mistress of the sea from Sweden.

(Above) Teacher Jack inspects his purchase before geting into some hot action in Pattaya with an 18 year old girl.

(Above) Kai is Teacher Jack’s Number 1 Thai daughter in Pattaya, Thailand. She is bisexual and has two daughters. (Her husband was killed in a motorcycle accident making her a prime target for the tomboy lesbians who compete with Teacher Jack for her affections.)

(Above) Teacher Jack and his bisexual Thai daughter, Kai, in Pattaya having fun together. They went out drinking together and then Kai would choose the girls that she liked. Teacher Jack would bar fine her and then all three would go back to his hotel on soi 8 for wild orgies.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his wild threesomes with Kai. This went on for four months. Yes, a threesome every night, for four months in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Another threesome for Teacher Jack. His Thai daughter, Kai, is on the right.

(Above) Kai at the Harley Bar on soi 8 where she first met her lover, Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack frequents soi 6, which is the best street in the best city in the best country on planet Earth.

(Above) The Thai girls who participated in Teacher Jack’s wild threesomes. Kai is on the right.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes hiis Thai daughter, Kai, and her daughters shopping for new clothes. Teacher Jack is a hero for helping Kai take care of her children. ” When I refer to a girl as my Thai daughter, it means they are a good person and I am helping them financially.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack in Pattaya, Thailand. He is truly happy there.

(Above) One of Teacher Jack’s former elementary students recognized him in Pattaya. Now age 18, she said hello to Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack having fun in Pattaya, Thailand with his former student now of legal age to date. “To teach is to touch a student’s life forever.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Thai girls must be spanked in the dark and forced to do housework. These are my words of wisdom.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack allows three Thai school girls to come to his house near Pattaya to feed his tiger beef and goat. The young Thai school girls had a blast !

(Above) Teacher Jack’s pet tiger was raised, in Thailand, by his mistress of the sea from Sweden.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Pattaya, Thailand and he plays guitar with the Thai heavy metal bands there.

(Above) Teacher Jack injects his 12 inch cock into a Thai girl in a sexy black dress.

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers the pain and the pleasure to Thai whores with twelve inches of solid rock.

(Above) Teacher Jack playing guitar on Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack playing guitar and singing on Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand while performing Judas Priest’s , “Breaking the Law”.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes his Thai girls to Koh Larn Island before playtime at his hotel.

(Above) Teacher Jack knows how to get fresh young 18 year old virgins in Pattaya, Thailand and in Bangkok, Thailand. Teacher Jack requires virgins, regularly, to maintain his strength, health, and youthful appearance.

(Above) Thai girls playing on Koh Larn island near Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Kai, his teen Thai lover, in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) The top Thai whores leave Thailand and travel the world to places like Rio and Dubai where they can get plastic surgery and make more money.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s pet tiger was raised, in Thailand, by his mistress of the sea from Sweden.

(Above) Teacher Jack sleeps with Kai and three of her girlfriends at the same time on soi 8 at the Pupaya Inn. Teacher Jack possesses divine sexual power.

Teacher Jack’s sexual power is divine and a gift from God. He requires fresh young 18 year old virgins to keep his youthful appearance. “The daughter destruction I create in my bedroom gives me longevity and I plan to live to be 145 year old, and as long as I keep my girls happy and continue to do charity, God will continue to keep me healthy and safe on any battlefield. Allah be praised. “-Teacher Jack

(Above) Kai is Teacher Jack’s teen Thai daughter. They are on Pattaya City Beach together.

(Above) Teacher Jack loves Pattaya beach and likes to drink rum with Thai girls on blankets while shopping at the “Coconut Bar”.

(Above) Teacher Jack with a young Thai virgin in Pattaya, Thailand

(Above) Teacher Jack’s Thai daughter, Som, took good care of Teacher Jack after he got surgery on his nose at We Care Clinic in Pattaya after his surgery in India.”It is was a good idea to try a natural procedure first in India to get the desired result, however, adding silicone in Pattaya really made the difference”- Teacher Jack. She made sure that he did not drink alcohol, took his antibiotics, and went grocery shopping for him at Central Mall in Pattaya. After the swelling went down, Teacher Jack’s nose was perfect !

(Above) Teacher Jack requires fresh young 18 year old Thai virgins to stay young and healthy.

(Above) Pattaya girls love Teacher Jack and his unique style. Teacher Jack has many Pattaya friends.

(Above) Teacher Jack uses AI throughout his online resume.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Thailand in 2012. He arrived from Hawaii, USA. He stayed at the Overstay Youth Hostel and banged young chics from Australia, Germany, France and Italy. “The young backpackers all loved my dreadlocks and the fact that I could play guitar. It was a buffet for me. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) The beauty cam makes Thai girls appear younger than they are.

(Above) Nattakah is Teacher Jack’s teen Thai daughter in Bangkok and Pattaya.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his 19 year old teen lover, Nattakah, in his hotel after shopping at Victoria’s Secret.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Nattakah in Pattaya, Thailand

(Above) Soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand is where Teacher Jack loves to go shopping.

(Above) The art of the deal- Teacher Jack negotiates the price with a Thai girl.

(Above) Spanksgiving Day in Pattaya, Thailand. “My world, my way.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack with a young Thai girl who is eager for a spanking and some hot action at Teacher Jack’s hotel on soi 8.

(Above) Teacher Jack disciplines a Thai girl for not wearing high heels. “Girls enjoy being spanked, although they won’t admit it, so I enjoy doing it.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Another wonderful Spanksgiving Day in Pattaya, Thailand. “My world, my way.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves delicious teen Thai toes ! These are two of his favorite Thai daughters, age 19 and age 18.

(Above) Teacher Jack tickles the feet of two Thai teen girls after sleeping together. Later, they would go to Koh Larn together and swim before going back to his hotel for another naughty night.

(Above) Teacher Jack on soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand going shopping for virgin teen Thai girls. “You get friendly with the bar owners. You buy them shots. You ask for new girls from the villages. They will lead you to the new girls and if you get lucky, then she might be a virgin, You can also ask the girls who the new girls are. Pay them to talk. They will tell you where to find them,”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves to play crazy games in Pattaya with his girls there.

(Above) “It is good to be Captain Jack Sparrow”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Drinking beer , shooting pool, gambling and chasing young virgin girls in Pattaya, Thailand is what I was born to do.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Teacher Jack likes sexy role play using dark fetishes with his Thai girls. He tips well for their participation. ” My girls know what I want. They know what I bring.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys the dark fetishes and has a dungeon mistress.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a hero that protects underage girls and teaches them English for free, He buys many of them new clothes and other necessities to make their lives easier.

(Above) Teacher Jack protects underage girls from danger in Asia and buys them the things that they need. “God love charity and I will continue to make donations to poor single mothers who have daughters.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Teacher Jack is a hero to girls in Asia.

(Above) Teacher Jack is a hero that buys poor underage girls new clothes. “Many of their mothers are single and are sex workers. You would be amazed to learn how many sex workers were once married and their husbands died in motorcycle accidents. I really want to help the families of those victims because they once had normal happy lives.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack in Pattaya, Thailand singing to his young girls, “I am the king of romance.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack loves black leather.

(Above) Another one of Teacher Jack’s Thai daughters. “She is my hard working kitty.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack prepares for his flight from Guangzhou to Pattaya.

(Above) Thai girls love Teacher Jack and love to be in his videos and paintings that he makes in his hotel room on soi 8.

(Above) “It is all entertainment.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Young Thai girls want to play with Teacher Jack’s wife in Pattaya while on their honeymoon. This made Teacher Jack very happy. “I love Pattaya. We had fun in Koh Larn but then went south to Koh Samet and created our son there. I am the king of romance. Our honeymoon lasted two months and ended with her pregnancy. What an amazing time!”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack has loads of fun with two 18 year old Thai girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack on soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand, feeling his way around.

(Above) Teacher Jack with a Thai ladyboy. “I love Thai ladyboys”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers a private concert to two teen Thai girls. They absolutely love when Teacher Jack sings to them before bedtime.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s Thai teen lover. Teacher Jack still supports her financially.

(Above) Teacher Jack gets his twelve inch cock sucked by a Thai girl, age 18, who can only lick it from the side because it is so big. Teacher Jack’s body is the envy of White males and the talk of the town.

(Above) Old school Pattaya.

(Above) Teacher Jack prefers dark sinned Thai girls with a thin build, long legs, delicious toes, and dark skin.

(Above) Security cameras can prove that Pattaya, Thailand in the best place on planet Earth.

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack in the heat of the moment in Thailand with an 18 year old girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers the twelve inches of cold hard steel.

(Above) Teacher Jack sleeps beside his 18 year old deaf mute girl.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s cell phone video in Pattaya, Thailand. ” My girls have fun every single time and the more, the better. I always tip them well in the end. They love Teacher Jack”- Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack’s cell phone and laptop computer are rigged with an explosive charge that can be detonated from a remote location.

(Above) “Life is good.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Excess in Thailand. Teacher Jack’s Thai teen lover (your left) and a ladyboy (your right).

(Above) Mr. Sexy Man, Pattaya !

(Above) “All men are born and die, but not all men live like a pirate.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Too much Thai whiskey and rum in Pattaya, Thailand, and the end result is a ladyboy surprise, again !

(Above) One of Teacher Jack’s favorite Thai daughters.

(Above) Teacher Jack having fun in Pattaya, Thailand with a Thai girl, age 18.

(Above) Cheers !

(Above) Teacher Jack buys a poor girl a cell phone. as a gift.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s virgin wife places her doll from India next to her teen modeling pictures after a two month honeymoon in both India and Thailand with both Teacher Jack and her mother. She and Teacher Jack created their baby boy on Koh Samet island in the Gulf of Thailand , so she is pregnant in this photo but does not yet know it. She had been “devirginized” by Teacher Jack like thousands of other young girls on Earth. Teacher Jack is a virgin killer.

(Above) “Virgin Killer” is the title of an album by the German rock band “The Scorpions” and is one of Teacher Jack’s favorite bands. The above album cover was banned in many countries around the world but according to Teacher Jack, ” It is a fantastically delicious piece of art.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack was the first to see “The Scorpions” perform live in Beijing, China. He also saw Iron Maiden and Metallica perform there. This is the actual concert and is the intellectual property of Derrick Pistorius.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s cell phone video of Iron Maiden performing in Beijing, China for the first time. Bruce Dickinson was forbidden to wave the British flag during “The Trooper”. Teacher Jack’s cell phone and laptop computer are rigged with an explosive charge that can be detonated from a remote location. The video is the intellectual property of Teacher Jack.

(Above) “My mother tore this poster in half because I was naughty boy. She died of covid.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s son is very well behaved and upholds traditional Chinese culture. He gets angry at Teacher Jack for walking around with no shirt on outside and for playing loud music on the subway. Teacher Jack’s son is very well behaved.

(Above) Teacher Jack slept with over 5000 girls, 500 ladyboys, and 1000 transvestites from the legendary Club Edelweiss in Hell’s Kitchen, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA and 500 Black transvestites from the Brass Rail and Studio 6 in Atlantic City, New Jersey, USA. 500 prostitutues from Philadelphina, Pennsylvania, USA, and 1 deaf mute Thai girl. He shows no signs of slowing down, “Out of all the thousand trillions of sperm that I wasted throughout my life, only one hit its intended target and as a result, I have a handsome and healthy son. I’m not very good at making babies am I? I need more practice.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is a demon in Pattaya, Thailand. “It is the best place on Earth.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Few people know of the Thai Virgin Wharehouse in Pattaya.

(Above) “When my money gets low, I will go to the “Coconut Bar” in Pattaya and look for a young girl who is desperate for Thai baht. Then I will take her into an empty lot in the grass or into the woods to help her earn money. I am a hero to the poor, but almost got bit by a cobra in the grass one time.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A Russian girl that Teacher Jack took into the woods. He was nearly bitten by a cobra.

(Above) The photo of Teacher Jack’s assailant before he threw his cell phone at it. ” I am offering a 50,000 baht reward for the capture of this snake, dead or alive”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Taking a young girl from the Coconut Bar into the woods near the Pattaya City sign for anal intercourse at low price, 800 Thai baht. It was here, however, that Teacher Jack almost got bit by a cobra while having intercourse in the dirt.

(Above) Teacher Jack with his Thai friends at their famiy owned hotel on soi 8. “I always stay here to support their beautiful Thai family. I am a family friend.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is loved and revered by Buddhist monks for his wonderful philosophy about life. They also helped care for his pet tiger while Teacher Jack was away in China pursuing his teaching career.

(Above) ” I love to tickle the feet of young Thai girls.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack makes a soi 6 girl wash before intercourse.

(Above) Teacher Jack preparing to rock a Thai girl with his twelve inches of pleasure.

(Above) An 18 year old Thai girl from Pattaya.

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers the twelve inches of solid rock into a Thai.

(Above) Pattaya Power !

(Above) A Thai girl enjoying a drink at an expensive hotel in Pattaya.

(Above) Teacher Jack also plays with Russian virgins in Pattaya, Thailand. ” I only date Russian girls with a perfectly flat chest and a hairless vagina.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Pizza time !

(Above) Teacher Jack loves brown Thai ladyboys and Thai girls.

(Above) Kai dated Teacher Jack and also other Thai girls.

(Above) Ladyboy, Candy, in the bedroom with Teacher Jack. “I enjoy playing pool with Candy, she is really good.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Pattaya fun !

(Above) Teacher Jack is the hero that helps Thai girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack loaded with cash and having loads of fun in Pattaya, Thailand. ” I am a hero to poor Thai girls. God loves charity and I am a servant of the Lord.”- Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack’s personal record was a four month drinking and sex binge in Pattaya in which he had sex with 600 prostitutes.

(Above) A Thai ladyboy named Lek.

(Above) Teacher Jack sold his pet tiger recently. It loves its new home.

(Above) Teacher Jack with his Thai teen kitten in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) “I like to bang Thai ladyboys before they get their artificial breasts.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack with Ladyboy Candy Rose (right) and a young Ladyboy Candy Rose just out of high school (left).

(Above) Teacher Jack gets a haircut in New Delhi, India and then flies back to Pattaya.

(Above and Below) Thai girls show their appreciation for Teacher Jack. He makes Thailand a better place.

(Above) Thailand beaches are beautiful and many Chinese visit them each year.

(Above) Teacher Jack with his 18 year old Thai daughter Aom (right). A Thai girl that Teacher Jack handcuffed her many times in the bedroom. “Aom fell in love with me and tried to convince me to marry her instead of my current wife. She really became obssessed with me as you can see from this photo. I bar fined her for the last time before going back to China to be married and she was in choking back tears. “Why not me?” she said. I think about her every now and then.”

(Above) Aom was Teacher Jack’s original Thai daughter but she went back to her hometown after Jack went back to China to get married. Her heart was truly broken.

(Above) Aom (age 18) tries on Teacher Jack’s hat to taunt him.

(Above) Thai ladyboys only……..all three !

(Above) Pattaya, Thailand

(Above) Teacher Jack with the famous soi 7 Ladyboy Polly Gaga.

(Above) A Thai teen eats on the floor. Spicy !

(Above) Teacher Jack finishes another foursome with sexy soft kisses. “Every man should try three young girls at the same time. My record is five.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The Coconut Bar is where Teacher Jack goes when his vacation money is getting low.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal teacher because he is handsome, intelligent, healthy, wise, knowledgeable of the world, and possesses a sexual strength more powerful than any other human on Earth. Some call him a demigod.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his Thai girls love fun sexy bondage role play.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack gets into bondage role play at his hotel on soi 8.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Pat on soi 8 in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack in the Gulf of Thailand where he created his handsome son.

(Above) An 18 year old Thai girls waits for Teacher Jack to undress.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys putting his Thai girls in stainless steel handcuffs for some sexy fun in the bedroom. All of his girls love it! This is Thai daughter, Som.

(Above) Teacher Jack is writing a book about his sex games in Pattaya. It is an entertaining book that tells the amusing games that he played with his Thai daughters over the past decade like shooting them with a water pistol to get them pregnant after telling them that his sperm was inside.

(Above) Ladyboy Polly Gaga on soi 7 at the Happiness Bar.

(Above) Teacher Jack needs 18 year old virgins to maintain his excellent health.

(Above) Teacher Jack at his castle. “Every king need a castle.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “I like a Thai girl in handcuffs. It is simply wondeful.”- Teacher Jack aka Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack on Pattaya Beach weighing 95 kg, before weight loss and nose surgery.

(Above) Teacher Jack and ladyboy Polly Gaga on soi 7 in Pattaya.

(Above) Teacher Jack on Pattaya Beach at 95 kg before weight loss and nose surgery in India. He got heavy after breaking his ankle in Japan following a motorcycle accident after drinking at a whiskey bar with two Japanese school girls. ” I should have called a taxi and I passed out while on a sharp turn. Damned, those girls could drink. Thank you, Jack Daniels for the lesson.” _ Teacher Jack

“This section is dedicated to Oscar Holleman from Oslo, Norway. He came to Thailand with his parents at age 18. He went back to Norway and learned fluent Thai in one year. He came back to Thailand and every young girl in Thailand chased after him. All of them! He was handsome, young, and spoke fluent Thai and this sadly led to his demise. He caught HIV and died of AIDS in a youth hostel in Laos. For a while, he was my wingman and he had Captain Jack by his side as we both scored hundreds of teen Thai girls together. I took this photo above at his 22 birthday in Bangkok. I thought that he was too thin but never suspected HIV. He never made it to age 24. You can come to Thailand too soon. He was not ready. Cheers, mate. I will nobly advance your unfinished work.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack’s Almost Thai Wife & Daughter

(Above) Teacher Jack was nearly married to a Thai girl named Ru and they dated one year and lived togther. They partied very hard and drank a lot of Thai whiskey. Teacher Jack, however, found it too difficult to discipline her teen daughter. ” I spanked her daily, especially when she went outside with no shoes on.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Ru’s teen daughter hated when Teacher Jack tickled her mother’s feet, especially in front of her friends. So, Teacher Jack did it as often as possible because she was unruly. Teacher Jack spanked Ru’s teen daughter at least twice per day for a variety of offenses. Mostly, for walking outside with no shoes on or for staying out too late at night. “My house, my rules. I don’t care who your father was before. I am in command now. Now pick up your panties off the floor.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Another wild night of Thai whiskey with Ru. Teacher Jack almost married her, but her teen daughter was too difficult to control.

(Above) Ru loved Teacher Jack and wanted to marry him in Bangkok, Thailand ,however, she had an unruly teen daughter that need constant spankings and Teacher Jack already had a stepdaughter in the USA. ” I did not want another stepdaughter. I wanted my own children at that point.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Ru pounds down another Leo beer on Teacher Jack’s lap as they both drink rivers of Thai whiskey together.

(Above) Teacher Jack plays his guitar for Ru and her daughter at a local bar near their home in Bangkok.

The Magic of Koh Samet Island

It was on this magic island of Koh Samet in the Gulf of Thailand where Teacher Jack impregnated his wife and timed it so that his baby boy would be born at the beginning of the Year of the Monkey. According to Chinese astrology, this would create an intelligent baby boy, and it did. Teacher Jack’s Chinese mother-in-law advised him on this. Teacher Jack always listens to his mother-in-law about everything. “I have the best mother-in-law and she always knows what is best.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack faces the Gulf of Thailand and smokes a cigar after having sex with his new Beijing wife. “I felt that I hit my target and I had been sober 30 days following my nose surgery in India so I knew it would be a healthy baby boy. I did good.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s new wife on Koh Samet island is now with a baby boy inside.

(Above) Teacher Jack pushes his wife on a swing on Koh Samet island. She is a few days pregnant with a baby boy.

(Above) As a result, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius was born in Beijing, China at the Aerospace Hospital in Yuquan Lu on February 11, 2016. “Warrior came, warrior saw, warrior conquered. Thank you, China and Koh Samet island.”- Teacher Jack

Phuket, Thailand

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius would return to Thailand years later and experience the ocean for the first time while holding a lollipop.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s beautiful wife, now a mother, in Phuket, Thailand.

Sandcastles in Zhuhai, China

(Above) Teacher Jack was known in Zhuhai for making huge sandcastles with his son. Here they make Cairo, Egypt.

(Above) Teacher Jack with two 18 year old girls wishing you a Happy New Year.

China must take Siberia from Russia by 3050

(Above) “The Earth will soon change again to where Siberia is warm and the Sahara Desert in Africa will be a rainforest with many rivers. China must make preparations now to take Siberia from Russia and must make sure that the population of China far exceeds that of White Russia for the upcoming conflict of Siberia’s natural resources.”- Teacher Jack

“China will need the unlimited resources of Siberia to sustain its future population. There is no way a White Russian European people can claim it. A coordinated attack with China and Mongolia and Kazakstan working together can easily accomplish this. I would be honored if my son or grandson could lead this attack in the name of China.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Chinese scientists mining Siberia’s resources using Russian slaves.

(Above) Russians will be forced to mine for their Chinese masters.

(Above) Teams of Chinese scientists will extract metals and oil from Siberia in the future.

(Above) Chinese scientist taking measurements in Siberia and extracting oil from Siberia.

(Above) Chinese robots will do most of the hard labor in extracting resources from Siberia.

(Above and below) Property of China. After China takes Siberia, the women can serve China.

(Above) Russian women can be used for pleasure.

(Above) Russian women will be forced to bring German Beer to Chinese men and their families working in Siberia. “I have thought of everything.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “China must learn to plan ahead for the next 1000 years and not the next 10 years. China should begin moving more Chinese citizens to the border with Russia and building more military bases there. As the White population of Russia in Europe continues to decline, China must double their efforts to produce more babies to have a strong military and workforce. Only then, will China be in the position to take Siberia back from Russia and acquire Siberia’s unlimited resources.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A Chinese scientists views the unlimited resources of Siberia.

(Above) Teacher Jack knows the secret history of makind, the destruction of 5 advanced civilizations prior to today, the rise of the White European Ape, and what happens when a human dies. He is the ultimate authority in nearly every subject and has the DNA of a demigod.

Who created humans?

(Above) The city of Sumer wrote exactly where humans came from. They wrote the origins of mankind on clay so that it would last forever. The Sumerians told of the Anunnaki who came from space in 445,000 B.C. to mine gold on Earth. They taught humans how to make the wheel, how to record time, how to create a sewage system, and how to read and write.

(Above) The Anunnaki walking to Sumer to help the human race. They will come again soon. The Anunnaki also settled in Atlantis, Egypt and Mesoamerica.

(Above) The Anunnaki set forth the idea of a leader to rule over humans that must wear a golden crown to show submission to the Anunnaki as a collector of gold, through mining and taxation, which must be given to the Anunnaki upon their return.

(Above) The Anunnaki have guided humans several times before. The Earth has been destroyed five times in the past. Each time the Anunnaki returned to help humans to multiply and to civilize them. They needed gold to protect their atmosphere from radiation.

(Above) A queen of Sumer had to wear a golden crown along with her king to show submission to the Anunnaki.

(Above) Adam was created first and then Eve in the biological open spaced laboratory called Edin, today called Eden. The Anunnaki created humans as workers to make it easier for themselves to mine gold on Earth. They will come again to collect this gold and to enlighten human once again, just like Teacher Jack enlightens his students and wears gold jewelry and gold crowns on his boots.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching his son the origin of mankind, how the Earth was destroyed five times prior, the rise of the White European Ape, and the beauty of an infinite God.

(Above) “The Anunnaki may have created mankind, however, God created the Anunnaki and the universe from which they came. The Anunnaki are proof that God is even more powerful, loving. infinite and mysterious than we, as humans, can possibly imagine. God, Be Praised !” – Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack will look like his father in the future and will have no change in his lifestyle.

You may now dance to the the other pages of Teacher Jack’s online resume by going into the main menu and right clicking on the main menu. There are about 20 pages of excellence, recommendations, and beautiful young girls. But be warned, by right clicking on the left eye of a particular person, you will instantly be sent into the darkest part of the highly forbidden DARKEST WEB.

(Above) “This what the end of the USA will look like. China must be ready to dominate Earth after the collapse of the USA.”- Teacher Jack

“China is the best country on Earth. It has a beautiful culture, a rich history, an amazingly beautiful landscape and the most beautiful young girls in the known universe. China has a brilliant future and I am glad to be a part of it. My son will lead China to even greater success.”- Teacher Jack

Thank you for reading the online resume of Derrick Pistorius, the most viewed online resume in the history of planet Earth. Teacher Jack is currently employed by several different schools at the moment because he is in high demand. If you would like to hire “the most professional teacher in Communist China” then send him an email: pistoriuss@yahoo.com

Teacher Jack is a Master of Education, English, Mathematics and Natural Sciences. China is his respectful place of work and is where he and his family resides. Pattaya, Thailand is his place of play and play he does, even to this very day. But, if you are still uncertain that Teacher Jack would be an excellent addition to your school, remember this always:

Teacher Jack is Santa Claus !

Case Closed.

Why Have An Outrageous Online Resume?

Teacher Jack’s online resume has thousand of views each month. It is monetized so that people can donate to his deaf and mute Thai daughter or can purchase his Urban Assault Boots. There is also another reason. Soon, Teacher Jack will apply to the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most viewed online resume, a new catagory in itself. The proof is well documented by his website statistics. “Thank you for viewing.”- Teacher Jack

“MY WORLD, MY WAY.”- Teacher Jack