WHO IS DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS?

(Above) Current photo taken January 12, 2026 age 53. Derrick Wildstar Pistorus, aka Teacher Jack, is currently The Lead Children’s Reading Specialist at VIP Children’s Academy of Beijing: A New Experimental Auxiliary School which operates through Dalian Maritime University.

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(Above and below) The passport of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius introduces himself in his native tongue.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius aka Teacher Jack aka The King of Planet Earth as Walt Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow. He has toured the world and taught in schools as this character.

(Above) Teacher Jack makes a large amount of money from the USA, China, and The Golden Triangle.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is The King of Planet Earth and Teacher Jack in the classrooms of Asia.

What is Derrick Wildstar Pistorius’s Teaching Philosophy?

Derrick Pistorius acquired the nickname, Derrick “Wildstar” after the main character, Derek Wildstar, of the anime series called Starblazers. It was his favorite anime cartoon which aired in the USA and Japan during the 1970’s. Kids in his neighborhood began calling him Derrick Wildstar while playing with toy guns in the forest near his home near Fort Dix Army Base and McGuire Air Force Base in Burlington County, New Jersey.

ANOTHER PERFECT POLICE REPORT:

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius gets another perfect police report after living and working full time in Dalian, China as China’s Top International Teacher. Chinese police love Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack loves Chinese police. Teacher Jack has perfect behavior in the foreign countries where he is employed and this makes him the most sought after teacher in Asia. “I don’t understand American teachers who come to China and do awful things that bring police to their place of employment. They are disrespectful to China and Chinese culture. They should aim to be like me and follow my superb example,” says Teacher Jack.

(Above & Below) The King of Planet Earth also now works with a German based consulting company called Roland Berger. He works closely with their agents on “Special Projects”. Beginning October 30, 2025 Teacher Jack will assist agents in the field of operations.

(Above) Current photo of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius taken November 1, 2025.

(Above) Teacher Jack is from the United States of America. His son, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius, will move there when he is eighteen years of age.

(Above) The King of Planet Earth is Derrick Pistorius: The Top International Teacher in China and the most sought after teacher in Asia.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching Prepositional Phrases by using sentence diagramming. This two minute video shows exactly what you will get when you hire Teacher Jack at your school. Superb classroom management and well prepared lessons delivered by a handsome, yet serious, American teacher.

Teacher Jack loves China.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius loves China and has a deep respect for Chinese culture.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius believes that Chinese women are the most beautiful on Earth.

(Below) Teacher Jack married the granddaughter of a Chinese war hero who killed many Americans during the Korean War.

Circled above is Teacher Jack’s mother-in-law.

(Above) Teacher Jack (bottom right) is a proud member of the Ma Family of Beijing, China. Teacher Jack and his beautiful wife have one son together. All of their family worked in the Chinese military and at CASC, the China Aerospace Science & Technology Corporation.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his beautiful Beijing virgin wife. ” I love China for giving me a beautiful virgin wife , a handsome and intelligent son, and a wonderful military family.”- Teacher Jack

China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father-law worked for CASC. His brother-in-law currently works for CASC and his wife once worked for CASC. Teacher Jack keeps his brother-in-law informed about the activities of NASA in his monthly reports.

(Above) Teacher Jack proudly wears the insignia of CASC in 100% pure silver around his neck 24 hours per day and 7 days per week. ” China must create a Space Force in response to Trump’s breach of international peace and goodwill when he created a Space Force in the USA.”- Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal American citizen and is a symbol of American freedom and hardcore Republican values.

(Above) Teacher Jack absolutely loves the USA and has hardcore Republican values.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most famous International Teacher in Communist China and both the children and parents absolutely love his teaching methods and his sincerity. “Nobody loves China more than me and I have taught in China for nearly 15 years.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Pistorius stays fit and trains in Thailand and Muslim countries. He loves carbine assault rifles. Here he trains with an M-4 assault rifle.

(Above) Teacher Jack is also available for security work. He has security experience in the Middle East and North Africa. He was victorious in removing infidels from Afghanistan. “China defeated the USA twice, once in Vietnam and again in North Korea. China is correctly keeping the USA away from its borders. China is always on the correct side of history and the USA is always the aggressor. I love China.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack grades his student’s essay. He is a serious teacher and the top international teacher in China.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius donates money to university students who need it. “I often donate to charity , especially education.”- Teacher Jack

INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING VIDEO DUBBING & VOICE ACTING

(Above) In addition to teaching, Derrick Pistorius adds his voice to industrial engineering videos. His engineering background is vital for this role.

(Above and below) Teacher Jack loves to have fun in China.

(Above) The students of Teacher Jack absolutely love him because Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is both handsome and intelligent.

(Above) Teacher Jack currently resides in Dalian, China.

(Above) The King of Planet Earth is an explosive singer !

(Above) Young Chinese girls love Teacher Jack both in the classroom and outside of the classroom because he teaches them to the best of his ability each class. Their parents also love Teacher Jack and often take him to dinner to show their appreciation.

Teacher Jack Trains Other Teachers

(Above) Here Teacher Jack trains other teachers by showing them how to make a song that teaches children the seven days of the week and the twelve months of the year.

Teacher Jack Creates Fun Games

(Above) High school boys love Teacher Jack’s competitive games. Games that are played with a learning objective.

(Above) Boys and girls of all ages love to play baseball and Teacher Jack has the talent to transform any classroom into a baseball field.

(Above) The language structure was “I can play the violin”. Teacher Jack actually purchased a toy violin for his boys and girls to play after they were able to speak the sentence structure. This is what makes Teacher Jack the top international teacher in China. Eventually, some of his students actually learned to play the real violin because they were inspired by Teacher Jack. (Below)

The Pistorius Clan European Coat of Arms

(Above) Teacher Jack rides his horse “Asgard” while proudly displaying the Pistorius Coat of Arms.

THE TEN ALLOTMENTS

Christians have the outdated Ten Commandments. The Pistorius Clan has the Ten Allotments, which are the instructions to how mankind should live on Earth. The Ten Allotments were given to the Pistorius Clan by God. They are divine and annihilate government and religion with ten key concepts. Here they are:

THE TEN ALLOTMENTS

1. I am the King of Planet Earth as ordained by God. I own all of it. Each government exists on my soil.

2. No government has the authority to claim me as their own. I will decide which government that I will pay taxes to and only if that government is fit to govern. No government has the authority to send me to war. I do not save for retirement. God will retire me, not man.

3. The ownership of property is foolish. God gave me the entire planet. If I purchase property, by definition, I surrender all property outside the area that I purchase, which is the rest of the planet. This is foolish. I own all of Earth and I will not surrender my claim to the entire planet because that right was given to me by God upon my birth.

4. My communication with God is direct and, therefore, perfect. No priest or religious scholar has the authority to stand between myself and God. Relationships with Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) are a heathen abomination and anyone caught having a relationship with A.I. should be put to death. Humans can only have relationships with other humans and spiritual relationships with God only, a command that comes directly from God.

5. There is no such thing as a Holy Land, Holy Bible, Holy War, or Holy Black Stone. God will decide who and what is Holy, not you.

6. Nobody is born into a religion. Religion must be sought and this takes decades of worldwide religious studies and personal growth.

7. All prophets were the exact same manifestation on God on Earth. This means that all religions are equal. Therefore, one can select which religious rules that he or she wants to follow. For example, I pray five times a day like a Muslim. I believe in one all powerful God like a Jew. I celebrate the divine knowledge of Jesus Christ like a Christian. I can date transgendered people like a Buddhist and so on.

8. No government has the legal authority to set a minimum age for marriage. Nowhere is the Christian Bible or Muslim Quran or Jewish Torah does it state that a girl has to be age 18 to marry. The Honorable Prophet Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him, married a girl at age 6 and consummated the marriage when she was age nine. Teacher Jack’s mother legally married his father at age 16 in the USA with parental consent.

(Below) Young Chinese virgin girls flock to Derrick Wildstar Pistorius as he introduces himself as THE KING OF PLANET EARTH. “Girls are attracted to wealth and power. When you own the entire planet, the girls recognize a strength that ordinary men do not possess and they come running as fast as they can.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

9. Upon my death, my corpse must be buried into the soil where it will become nutrients for plants to support new life on Earth. Burning a corpse is a heathen abomination. Placing a corpse in a coffin is also a heathen abomination unless the coffin is cheap and made of thin wood.

10. This power that I possess, I give to thee for free. All you have to do to become King of Planet Earth , like me, is to pick up your crown an wear it.

(Above) Teacher Jack believes that the US government, particularly the CIA and Federal Reserve banks, have become infested with Jews and as a result the US military is fighting the enemies of Israel. He supports President Xi’s observations that Zionists have taken control of the USA. “I will not allow a single synagogue in China because I will happily burn it down myself to protect my wife and son’s financial future.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is sworn to protect the economy of China from Zionist Jews.

(Above) Although, Teacher Jack wants to protect China’s economy from Jews, he despises Nazi ideology and still has many Jewish friends from his childhood. “Nazi’s are the enemy of humanity itself. I love most Jews, especially Gene Simmons.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

HAN RACIAL SUPERIORITY

(Above) The Flag of Han Chinese: The Master Race of Asia. This is the flag that unites Mainland China and Taiwan.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius was sent from the heavens to deliver the message of Han Racial Superiority. Han Chinese are the Master Race of Asia, therefore, Mainland China 91.11% Han and Taiwan 97% Han must become united under the flag of Han Chinese. “The entire world should speak Mandarin.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and his Chinese wife who is 100% Han Chinese enjoy Pebble Beach in Dalian, China.

The Top International School Teacher in Communist China

(Above) Teacher Jack’s real name is Derrick Steven Pistorius. However, in Japan, the parents at his school could not pronounce the “rr” sound in his name. His boss, Principal DeGraw, insisted that he change his name to Teacher Jack because Derrick worked as Captain Jack Sparrow in Las Vegas, Nevada.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the ideal American citizen

TEACHER JACK USA

(Above) Teacher Jack as the lead teacher at Gateway Academy in Beijing, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack as the lead teacher at The American International Children’s College in Dalian, China.

(Above) The King of Planet Earth is an American patriot.

Teacher Jack: The International Teacher of English, Mathematics & The Natural Sciences.

(Above) Teacher Jack always keeps a professional appearance when teaching. ” A suit and tie is a must for me.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Tanned from Thailand, Teacher Jack teaches English in Beijing, China by writing song lyrics on the whiteboard and slowing down the tempo so that his students can sing together as a class.

(Above) If you hire Teacher Jack, he will dress as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow for your school.

(Above) Teacher Jack as the lead teacher at The American International School of Dalian, China.

(Above) Chinese ladies find Teacher Jack handsome and amazing. They often take photos of him wherever he goes.

Teacher Jack is currently the lead teacher at The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China. He has over 30 years of teaching experience with 10 years in China, 1 year in Japan, 2 years in Thailand, and 18 years in the USA. “You have my permission to contact my current employer or any of my previous employers because they will all say the same thing, and that is, Teacher Jack is the best teacher we have ever had at our school.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack is no ordinary teacher. He has a Masters Degree in Education from Mountain State University, he has a STEM Degree from Thomas Edison State University, he has an Associates Degree in Engineering Science and he holds a current and valid High School Math Teacher License from the State of New Jersey making him the most sought after teacher in China.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY TIMELINE

2026-Present V.I.P. Children’s Academy of Beijing: A New Experimental Auxiliary School which operates through Dalian Maritime University.

2022-2026 E.I.C.C. -The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China (Now called ACE Teenager Academy)

2021-2019 TPR English of Zhuhai, China & Ferring Pharmaceutical Company

2018-2021 ABC English of Beijing, China & State Owned Pharmaceutical Company in Beijing.

2018-2019 Syncus Global Education Network

2016-2018 Magic English of Beijing, China

2015-2016 Oyama International School of Oyama, Japan and Frank’s English School

2014-2015 Gateway Academy of Beijing, China

2012-2014 Phaya Thai Elementary School in Bangkok, Thailand and also Rajavinitbenkhen High School

2012-2009 Atlantic City High School in Atlantic City, New Jersey

2009- 1990 Professional Gambler, Jack Sparrow Impersonator, Exxon Gas Station Manager, The Lead Guitarist & Songwriter of “The Tailsnatchers”, Male Escort and United States Air Force: Civil Air Patrol.

(Above) Teacher Jack is also an engineer that designed a mask that was 100% effective against the Novel Coronavirus, which allowed him to walk around freely during lockdowns.

Official Letters of Recommendation from Every School in China

1) 2022-2025 EICC Edsense American International Children’s College of Dalian, China

2) TPR Total Physical Response in Zhuhai/Zhongshan, China

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching English in a girl’s dormitory. He also shows then how to tidy their rooms.

3) Magic English Schools in Beijing, China

4) Gateway Academy in Xidan, Beijing, China

(Above) Teacher Jack shares his talents with his students in Beijing, China and they love him for it.

More Letters of Recommendation:

Teacher Jack: The Guitar Teacher

In addition, to being the top international teacher in China, Teacher Jack is the top guitar instructor in China and a professional guitarist who performs regularly in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most sought after guitar teacher in China.

(Above) Teacher Jack plays professionally in Pattaya, Thailand when he is not giving lessons in China. Here he is on the infamous Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand performing with his Thai brothers.

WORK VISAS EACH YEAR IN CHINA, JAPAN, AND THAILAND

(Above and below) The honorable Teacher Jack has had over ten years of consistent work visas in China and work visas in Japan and Thailand. This is, yet, another reason why Teacher Jack is the most sought after teacher in China. He has always worked legally because his credentials have been apostilled and sent to the China embassy in New York, USA. Here are just a few samples below:

(Above) Teacher Jack has always legally worked in every country because his health is excellent, his credentials have been apostilled, and he has no criminal record.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s students love to play Twister with him, especially the girls.

WHAT WILL TEACHER JACK DO FOR YOUR SCHOOL?

Teacher Jack loves China. China also loves Teacher Jack. He taught at his son’s kindergarten. But what will he do for your school? Teacher Jack is an expert at teaching American English. However, what makes Teacher Jack great is that he teaches reading strategies and critical thinking skills like: Drawing a Conclusion, Making an Inference, Compare & Contrast, Cause & Effect, Sequences, Predictions, Previewing, Topic Sentences, Asking Questions, Main Idea & Supporting Details, Author’s Purpose, and more.

(Above) Teacher Jack donated to Chinese university students. ” I give money to a variety of good causes and education is one of them.”- Teacher Jack

WHAT IS TEACHER JACK LIKE IN THE CLASSROOM ?

Teacher Jack is simply the best teacher in China. There is none better. There is nobody greater at getting results in the classroom. Here is an example of Teacher Jack teaching at a Middle School in Guangdong, China:

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers A+ English Lessons to Middle School girls.

(Above) Teacher Jack delivers another A+ English lesson to honors middle school students. Note the excellent classroom management. The girls are mesmerized.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching his students how to classify genre and subgenre. He also teaches them how to pronounce “genre” correctly. Later, he asked each student to name their favorite genre and subgenre. Here he is teaching at the American International Children’s College of Dalian, China.

Teacher Jack is the best English teacher in China because of his arsenal of special skills and talents that he has developed through the years. These unique skills are used extensively in his English lessons. For example, Teacher Jack is a professional guitarist and songwriter:

(Above) Teacher Jack uses his own original song to teach his class about transportation. Notice the superb classroom management and the position of the chairs arranged in a semi circle to provide maximum engagement.

(Above) Teacher Jack engages Chinese boys with a smartboard and interesting lesson.

(Above) Teacher Jack prepares student Kelly for an international high school in Australia. They were alone together during the summer for two weeks while Teacher Jack taught her Pre-Calculus.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius teacher his girls as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) A current photo of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and his wife of eleven years. This photo was taken 2026/02/11. Happy Year of the Horse !

(Above) Teacher Jack has the undivided attention of his class. Here he teaches his students the word “environment”.

Teaching Piano On The Floor

(Above) Teacher Jack writes the musical notes on the floor and has his youngest students play the piano because the sentence structure was “I can play the piano”. Teacher Jack spent his own money on the piano and this is what makes him the top international teacher in China.

The Cruelest Teacher in Asian History

Teacher Jack gets excellent results because he has excellent classroom management. Some call him “The Cruelest Teacher in Asian History” because his students fear him and as a result, they all do their homework and perform well on spelling tests.

(Above) Teacher Jack threatens his student with death if she performs poorly on her spelling test. “They will learn or die.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The youngest girls fear Teacher Jack the most and they wouldn’t dare stick their tongue out at him or make cat sounds during class (Below).

(Above) Chinese girls, in particular, are forbidden to have fun in Teacher Jack’s class.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches the word “lackluster” by teasing a young Chinese girl. “Teasing young girls to get them to learn is a strategy that I have used in my classroom and on my wives. Some call me cruel. It is true. I am the cruelest teacher in Asia.”- Teacher Jack

Chinese Police Love Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack loves Chinese police and sometimes will give them free lessons in oral English. He possesses several documents to prove that he has no criminal record in China or the USA. In short, Teacher Jack can legally work in China or the USA and has over thirty years of continuous employment with no gaps in between employment periods.

Teacher Jack loves Chinese police and will give them free English lessons upon their request. “I appreciate everything that Chinese police do in keeping my wife and son safe here in China. China is the safest country that I have ever lived in. I believe Chinese police deserve a higher salary for the fine job that they are doing. It is called gratitude.” -Teacher Jack.

(Above) These documents prove that Derrick Pistorius, also known as Teacher Jack, has no criminal history and is ,therefore, cleared to work in China and the USA.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his beautiful Beijing wife and his son.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s son and his beautiful Beijing wife.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife and mother-in-law at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon.

(Above) Teacher Jack is well known in Dalian’s nightlife scene.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father-in-law worked for CASC, his brother-in-law currently works for CASC, and his wife once worked for CASC. Teacher Jack informs them on what NASA is doing in his monthly reports. Teacher Jack wears the insignia of CASC around his neck in pure silver. He is the only person on Earth to wear this insignia 24 hours a day and 7 days per week.

THE KING OF PLANET EARTH’S FAMILY:

(Above) The Bull and the calf in Zhongshan, China.

(Above) “Look at them, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. They are mediocre at best, yet they go through great lengths to diminish my accomplishments. This is the world, you too, must master.”- Teacher Jack

(Above Left) The King of Planet Earth aka Derrick Pistorius and (Right) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius, his son and The Heir to Planet Earth.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his wife in Guilin, China for a romantic getaway.

(Above) Teacher Jack proudly holds Kristopher Augustus Pistorius, The Heir to Planet Earth on a mountain top in Zhuhai, China.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his son the secret history of Earth and how the Earth was destroyed five times prior, the destruction of Atlantis, and the rise of the White European ape.

(Above) Teacher Jack also has a stepdaughter named Leyla who lives in the USA. He was her father from age 1.5 to age 12. They still communicate on Facebook.

(Above) Teacher Jack holds Kristopher Augustus Pistorius in their cozy Beijing home. They own a cozy 5 million yuan home in Beijing, China.

THE POWER OF KRISTOPHER AUGUSTUS PISTORIUS: HEIR TO THE KING OF PLANET EARTH

Yes, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius is the heir to planet Earth. He will also inherit his wealth from Florida, USA at age 18. However, this is not what makes him so powerful. What makes him so powerful is the fact that currently holds two passports from the two wealthiest and powerful nations of Earth, the USA and China. He has already traveled all over Asia using both passports. He can switch at any time. That, my friends, is power. But, will he be just or a scoundrel like his father? Only time will tell.

(Above & Below) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius has the passports of the two most powerful nations on Earth and a mountain of wealth in Florida, USA. He will explore planet Earth and do as he pleases like his father.

TEACHER JACK’S EXPERT CREDENTIALS:

Why is Teacher Jack the most sought after Teacher in China? In addition to having excellent classroom management and rapport with his students, Teacher Jack has a list of apostilled credentials.

(Above) This in a Mathematics Teacher License for High School and University issued in the USA in the State of New Jersey. To get this, you need a Master’s Degree in Education and a Bachelor’s Degree.

(Above) This is a Master’s Degree in Education from Mountain State University, USA in the State of West Virginia.

(Above) This is a STEM Degree from Thomas Edison State University, USA in the State of New Jersey

Teacher Jack has an I.Q. of 135 and these credentials make Teacher Jack the most sought after and the top international teacher in China. Teacher Jack has always graduated with high honors from every school he has attended. “I am an honor student and ,hence, an honorable man.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack performs as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow to raise enrollment for Magic English School in Beijing, China.

Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack will appear as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow at your school.

TEACHER JACK’S MAGIC POWER

(Above) Teacher Jack was able to perform this magic trick using the power of levitation with his magic pirate boots. He did this at Chimelong Aquarium in Zhuhai, China.

THE MAGIC OF TEACHER JACK CLASSSES

Teacher Jack’s classes are full of magic and color. Teacher Jack believes that imagination is the gift from God that is the most powerful. “I love when my students create.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack;s classses are fun and colorful. He learned how to engage young girls by doing art projects with his stepdaughter, Leyla.

(Above) Teacher Jack uses colorful stickers to engage his students.

THE BEACH PARTY WITH TEACHER JACK & HIS SON

(Above) Teacher Jack builds sandcastles in Zhuhai with the beautiful girls of China and his son.

(Above) Teacher Jack built gargantuan sandcastles on Zhuhai Beach and girls would join in and play with he and his son. “What fun, what fun, our sandcastle is done !”-Teacher Jack

(Above) “I love bringing beautiful young girls to the beach.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Join Teacher Jack on a tropical beach and have some fun.

(Above & Below) “I love to watch young Chinese girls play with my son in the swimming pool too. They think he is very handsome and love to play with him.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack on the beach as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

(Above) Teacher Jack and his son on Zhuhai beach in the winter.

(Above) “I am old school. I prefer to simply drop my pants and swim in my bikini underwear and swim. My wife, however, will make me wear a proper bathing suit.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) A topless little girl plays with Teacher Jack’s son at Zhuhai beach. “How dare he do exactly what I would do if I were him?”- Teacher Jack

BLACKPINK & TEACHER JACK

(Above) Teacher Jack loves BLACKPINK and their Pink Venom. He has been to Korea several times. BLACKPINK also loves Teacher Jack. ” I believe that they are perfect Asian girls. In general, if a girl has to stand on her tip toes to give you a kiss, then she is the perfect age for you to date.”- Teacher Jack’s Words of Wisdom.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys Blackpink after meeting the group backstage before the show.

(Above) A current photo of the handsome Teacher Jack with locks of pure gold.

CAN TEACHER JACK ALSO TEACH ONLINE?

Teacher Jack is not just the top international teacher in China, he is the top online international teacher in China. During the Novel Coronavirus Pandemic, he made thousands and thousands of RMB from online teaching at New Century English and at TPR English Training Schools.

(Above & Below) The handsome Teacher Jack teaches online to adult women during the Novel Coronavirus Pandemic.

THE IDEAL CHINESE WIFE

(Above) Teacher Jack believes the ideal Chinese wife is between 16-18 years old with white skin, long black hair, and beautiful feet. “China is facing a population crisis and it is because Chinese boys are not getting what they want. No Chinese boy wants to wait to marry a girl with a career at age 30. I strongly urge the Chinese government to lower the age of marriage to age 12 and give Chinese boys exactly what they desire because they are getting it now from anime and from AI girlfriends and neither of these will produce babies for the Chinese government’s workforce and military. My son will marry a young beautiful Chinese princess and not an AI robot. I believe the death sentence should be given to any human caught having a relationship with an AI creation.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is an Alpha male with a solution for all of China’s problems.

(Above) Teacher Jack enjoys playing tennis with his students.

30 YEARS OF TEACHING EXPERIENCE!

30 YEARS OF TEACHING EXPERIENCE!

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY:

THE V.I.P. CHILDREN’S ACADEMY OF BEIJING: A NEW EXPERIMENTAL AUXILIARY SCHOOL WHICH OPERATES THROUGH DALIAN MARITIME UNIVERSITY

(Above) 2026- Present The V.I.P Children’s Academy of Beijing. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is currently The Lead Reading Specialist at the V.I.P. Children’s Academy of Beijing at age 53. This new experimental school operates through Dalian Maritime University and is the first school of its kind. Because of its experimental status, no contact information is available yet. Teacher Jack tutors students of various ages in a closed V.I.P. private booth, usually one at a time, improving their phonics and reading skills. “It is the ideal reading environment because I am in complete isolation with my student with no distractions. It is also ideal for conducting P.H.D. level educational experiments and the salary is highly competitive.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) A student at V.I.P. Children’s Academy of Beijing under the instruction of Teacher Jack in a closed private booth with no distractions.

(Above) Can Teacher Jack handle two girls at the same time? No problem. Teacher Jack is an expert at this because of his teaching experience in Thailand. Notice how he keeps one quiet as he gives the other student instruction.

(Above) “For the youngest learners touch can really improve their happiness and motivation. I get an immediate smile when I grab her ear and kick her feet. Seeing my students smile while learning makes me very proud as an experienced teacher of over thirty years. Taking video is also important. I used this video to create objectives for our next class which is to practice saying has and not is.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s new school in Beijing is a cooperation with Dalian Maritime University located in Dalian, China. Teacher Jack gets full reimbursement for the one hour flights between Dalian and Beijing. “This is the best job that I ever had. I am very marvelously thrilled.”- Teacher Jack

THE AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN’S COLLEGE OF DALIAN, CHINA

2021- 2026 The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China. Teacher Jack teaches English language with reading strategies and critical thinking skills such as: Author’s Purpose, Inferences & Drawing Conclusions and explains the major differences between these two, Predictions, Evaluation, Asking Questions, Cause & Effect, Compare & Contrast, Previewing, Summarization, Plot Summary & Summary and the major difference between the two, Genre and Subgenre, the three elements of a story, Fiction vs. Non Fiction, Literature vs. Informational Text, the Scientific Method with the relationship between hypotheses, experiment, and drawing scientific conclusions with the reading strategies of inferences, proof and drawing literary conclusions, how to write a research paper vs. how to write a master’s theses, writing poetry and the elements of poetry, explaining the table of contents, glossary, introduction, conclusion, teaching thesaurus skills and dictionary skills and more.

Teacher Jack teaches both the youngest students at The American International Children’s College and the oldest. He enjoys both for different reasons. The younger students love how he plays guitar to teach them how to read. The older students appreciate his nearly infinite wisdom. All students love his classroom management. The staff at The American International Children’s College find Teacher Jack easy to work with and he does not mind coming in on his days off to cover for the other American teachers when they are sick.

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most experienced Teacher at his school, the lead teacher, and the only teacher with a current and valid teacher’s license. ” I could teach mathematics at a university, but I enjoy teaching English to young children more.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches prepositional phrases and has each student come to the board and write their own sentences using prepositional phrases. This is what makes Teacher Jack the most sought after teacher in China.

Chinese girls, in particular, love to learn English from Teacher Jack because he is patient and entertaining.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives his girls a project to complete in a specific time as an expansion to the English lesson. This is what makes Teacher Jack the most sought after teacher in China.

Teacher Jack graduates Naomi, an ambitious English student, to begin high school. She will use the skills that she learned from Teacher Jack there.

(Above) Teacher Jack works hard to make sure his students learn as much as possible during the class period.

Teacher Jack uses sentence diagramming at The American International Children’s College to show the subject, verb, and object clearly.

Teacher Jack teaching as Captain Jack Sparrow at The American International Children’s College and as himself. No matter what he looks like, the pedagogy is the same and the students receive a top level education from the most sought after teacher in China who possesses a Master’s Degree in Education. Simply put, Teacher Jack has no equal in the classroom.

(Above) Teacher Jack does not allow his students to sit on the desks, especially his girls. “Student safety comes first.” -Teacher Jack

Students at The American International Children’s College of Dalian, China are amazed at how well that Teacher Jack can draw. Teacher Jack can do many things that complement his teaching.

Teacher Jack in his office creating lesson plans (above). “There is no excuse for a failed lesson because a failed lesson is a symptom of a larger problem, a failing teacher.”- Teacher Jack

CAMPING WITH TEACHER JACK

Everyone love camping with Teacher Jack

The campsite in the beautiful mountains of Dalian, China.

Teacher Jack helps a girl to erect his tent. “Erecting a tent can be difficult for young girls, but I make them experts quickly.”-Teacher Jack

Many students prefer to read outdoors and many play with Teacher Jack’s sports equipment, or throw his frisbee around.

(Above) Everyone loves camping with Teacher Jack.

Teacher Jack often brings his son camping too. He loves the outdoors and, like his father, is an expert camper.

(Above) Teacher Jack eating barbecue with Victoria.

Teacher Jack lifting the children into an airplane to take photos. The kids love Teacher Jack’s strength and the way he plays with them for hours.

Teacher Jack teaches the kids to make a wish before blowing. It is always fun camping with Teacher Jack!

(Above) Young boys think Teacher Jack is electric !

NEW CENTURY ENGLISH SCHOOL

2023-2025 New Century English: Teacher Jack sometimes does work for New Century English as a volunteer. He participated in their summer school program each year that he was in Dalian, China. In addition, he has given private lessons to the owner’s daughter and was honored that he was selected to do so.

Teacher Jack worked closely with beautiful Teacher Lydia giving classroom instruction. Teacher Lydia will attest to the teaching ability of Teacher Jack.

Teacher Jack (above) with Principal Amy of New Century English and another foreign teacher, Phillip from England.

The New Century English staff trip to Discovery Land in Dalian, China. Teacher Jack took this photo and rode several entertaining rides on this day.

Teacher Jack riding the drop tower with the principal of New Century English, school number three, where Teacher Jack worked before moving to schools one and two.

TSINGTAO BEER COMPANY

2022-2023 Tsingtao Beach Bar at Xinghai Square: Teacher Jack’s job was to drink beer and attract customers to the bar. Teacher Jack was delighted to drink the great tasting Tsingtao all evening and all summer long. He did not mind working overtime. Sometimes he would dress as Captain Jack Sparrow to promote the bar.

Teacher Jack lets a young lady play with his sword at his place of employment.

(Above) As himself and not Captain Jack Sparrow, Teacher Jack brings in customers with his handsome demeanor and his unique clothes.

(Above) Teacher Jack working at the Tsingtao Beach Bar.

(Above) Teacher Jack giving a Biology lesson at the beach.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is named after the anime character Derek Wildstar from the anime series Starblazers which aired in the 1970’s in the USA and Japan.

(Above) Teacher Jack is well known in Dalian’s nightlife scene.

TPR: Total Physical Response

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches contemporary pop music and has his students perform for their parents at TPR.

2018-2021 TPR English Training School. Teacher Jack taught at this English Training School and was the top teacher at his branch in Zhongshan. He was instrumental in teaching other teachers how to teach by frequently posting his lessons on the school WeChat group. Teacher Jack also taught at a local middle school through TPR and also at a pharmaceutical company called Ferring Pharmaceuticals. Teacher Jack was beloved here and still gets the highest recommendations from this school which is still operating in Zhuhai, Guangdong. Although Teacher Jack’s branch in Zhongshan was forced to close due to changes in academic policy from Beijing, he still communicates regularly with the principal.

Teacher Jack as Santa Claus with the beautiful female Chinese teachers at TPR. They loved him! Teacher Jack even took them all shopping once per month to alleviate any tensions that built up in the classroom. Teacher Jack knows how to make Chinese girls happy……take them shopping and give them money.

Teacher Jack had a fantastic relationship with his boss, staff, parents and students so they all gave him fantastic praise daily.

The girls, especially, loved Teacher Jack and his methods of teaching. Teacher Jack did not mind spending his own money on materials needed for teaching, like the scooters below.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s lessons are exciting and full of fun !

(Above) Teacher Jack takes his students and their parents to Zhuhai Beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack gets the full attention of his middle school students.

Teacher Jack played a variety of English games at TPR and taught his games to other teachers. His TPR school was owned by a beautiful and intelligent Chinese woman named Wing. She only hired the youngest, most qualified, and most beautiful Chinese teachers. This made Teacher Jack extremely happy at work. She owned several schools and sold cosmetics. ” I love Wing. She is the smartest school principal that I know. Were she not a woman, I would call her an intellectual.”- Teacher Jack

TPR School Principal Wing (front), Teacher Ivy, Teacher Pheobe, Teacher Tracy, Teacher Glacier, and Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack still remains in contact with Wing and the former teachers at TPR. He holds them close to his heart and considers it a tragedy that the school was forced to close due to changes in Beijing’s policy regarding English Training Center Schools.

Teacher Jack demands a quick answer in English or his girls will suffer a painful consequence.

Teacher Jack is very patient with the youngest girls and is careful not to scare them in any way. ” Just seeing an American for the first time is intimidating for young Chinese students, so I am extra patient with them and strive to build their confidence.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack gives clear instructions to young learners when playing a game or doing an activity.

Middle School and high school girls appreciate Teacher Jack’s efforts in the classroom. They often give him gifts or take him out to dinner with their parents.

Teacher Jack graduated hundreds of students at TPR and was happy to contribute to the Zhongshan community. ” At graduation, their parents were there and they were so proud. I was honored because I knew that I taught English to the best of my ability each class.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Suzie gets to answer a question from Teacher Jack as he is dressed as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack graduates another class of students from TPR English Schools.

Teacher Jack teaches his girls to launch a mortar rocket at Taiwan. Go China!

Teacher Jack teaches mathematics and English to a high school girl going abroad to Australia. They were alone together for two hours per day for two weeks. Upon leaving, she was fully prepared to begin school in Australia. Teacher Jack not only taught her English and math, but how to act around boys from other countries and how to make friends. Teacher Jack recommends “How to Make Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie, a book the changed a young and shy Teacher Jack forever.

Teacher Jack has several interesting ways to settle classroom disputes. One of them is the potato game shown above. The students love it and the mathematics of it are acutally quite complicated.

Teacher Jack making his students laugh by drawing on his smartboard. Does she look like Teacher Jack?

Teacher Jack made many appearances as Captain Jack Sparrow at TPR English Training School.

Teacher Jack took the entire Chinese staff shopping after giving them 200 RMB. He did this to alleviate any tensions between himself and staff members. This strategy also diminished any tensions that arose between the Chinese teachers. It worked and the workplace was always a friendly and happy place! ” I learned this from my Chinese wife. Money cures all of her problems.”-Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack celebrating success with his class. The students loved their teacher. Teacher Jack treats the boys as if they were his own son. Teacher Jack loves China.

Teacher Jack loves to use props to teach English. The girls love the hotel and airport scenarios.

Teacher Jack hosting another English speaking competition. He always opened the competition with a talent show beginning with himself singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver.

Through TPR, Teacher Jack taught at a local Middle School getting more experience with large classes.

Teacher Jack was a smash hit amongst middle schoolers. They really enjoyed his guitar playing and teaching methods.

Ferring Pharmaceutical Company

2018-2021 Ferring Pharmaceutical Company: Teacher Jack taught Business English to doctors and staff at this company. Teacher Jack planned his lessons and gave them all an opportunity to converse in English to an authentic American. Teacher Jack taught them hotel terminology, how to plan business meetings, and discussed retail and distributors…..etc.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches doctors at Ferring Pharmaceutical Company how to speak English.

(Above) Chinese girls love to take photos of the amazing Teacher Jack

THE BIG WHEEL KINDERGARTEN

2019-2021 The Big Wheel Kindergarten– Teacher Jack was responsible for creating and teaching Disney English to this large kindergarten located in Zhongshan, China. ” I like this teaching job because my own son was my student.”

Teacher Jack’s son posing with his hands on his face at the Big Wheel Kindergarten. His son learned that, while his father was teaching, he was simply another student and nothing special. This deeply upset him at first, but then he got used to it.

(Above) Young girls are mesmerized by Teacher Jack’s guitar.

Teacher Jack played his guitar daily for his students at the Big Wheel Kindergarten. The female Chinese teachers adored him there.

Principal Judy of the Big Wheel Kindergarten standing next to Teacher Jack.

PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER

(Above) Teacher Jack enters Macau with a bag full of American cash which he will exchange for Hong Kong dollars. His wife is his guard dog. “I do not need a pitbull. When it comes to cash, my wife is vicious.”-Teacher Jack

2018- Professional Gambler: Teacher Jack played Texas Hold’em for a living at the Venetian Casino in Macau. He was highly successful during the Spring Festival and other holidays, however, he struggled when the major holidays ended. This forced him to return to work and he found a fantastic job at TPR.

The Venitian Casino in Macau is the most beautiful in the world.

Teacher Jack sold his automobile in the USA at this time and now Teacher Jack prefers to use his bicycle and public transportation to reduce pollution.

The Ventetian Casino has the best poker room in Macau and it is also the largest casino in the world, being seven times larger than the one in Las Vegas.

The Venetian casino is so large that it has a river with gondola rides in it. Teacher Jack took his family there many times and to nearby Chimelong Aquarium. When in Macau, Teacher Jack always stays at Darling 1 massage shop where he sleeps or free.

ABC ENGLISH & STATE OWNED PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY

Teacher Jack rocks ABC English like a rockstar! He is the rockstar of English teachers.

2017-2018 ABC ENGLISH in Beijing, China: Teacher Jack taught large classes and VIP classes at this school in Beijing. Teacher Jack played guitar here often and the students and staff loved it. Teacher Jack was selected to also teach at a state owned pharmaceutical company in Guamao, Beijing where he taught a class full of doctors. Teacher Jack loved this job, however, ABC English was slow to get his work visa and Teacher Jack was often asked to leave the building in the middle of class if the police were coming. Teacher Jack became frustrated at this company’s lack of urgency, so he moved to Zhuhai, China to play poker for a living. ” I never work in China without a proper work visa. All of my paperwork and credentials are approved by the China Embassy, notarized and apostilled. So, there is no excuse for a company to be slow at obtaining my work visa.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack was adored by the Chinese female staff and did many fun things with them outside of the classroom.

Teacher Koko Ying, in particular, admired Teacher Jack’s teaching methods and she became his understudy.

Teacher Jack was the main attraction at the ABC English Halloween party. He helped organize it and made sure that all the beautiful Chinese teachers were in a costume for the party after work.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s pirate teacher.

Teacher Jack teaching the doctors at a state owned pharmaceutical company in Guomao, Beijing. Although, photos of theses doctors were forbidden, one of the doctors took this photo of Teacher Jack shortly before class. Note the use of the smartboard and guitar, the weapons of choice used by the sharp dressed Teacher Jack to deliver A+ English lessons.

(Above) A younger Teacher Jack with brown hair.

SNYCUS GLOBAL EDUCATION & FANGCAODI MIDDLE SCHOOL

2018-2019 Syncus Global Education Network in Beijing, China: Teacher Jack taught English, mathematics, and high school physics at this company. He was instrumental in getting the owners son, Alex Wang, into the American International School of Singapore by teaching him physics and preparing him with practice interviews. Teacher Jack would have stayed with this company but the owner, Mr. Wang, found much cheaper rent in East Beijing. He moved this company from Chongwenmen and the commute was simply too far for Teacher Jack who resided in West Beijing.

Teacher Jack (above) taught his girls to play Twister- a Milton-Bradley game. This game was fun and required his students to learn the names of body parts. When finished, Teacher Jack asked each student to tell the game’s instructions to the entire class in English. Teacher Jack played too !

Teacher Adrian observes Teacher Jack as he teaches science to a top student at Syncus Global Education Network. Teacher Adrian learned from Teacher Jack and continued to teach at their new East Beijing location. Teacher Jack still remains in contact with Alex Wang, the owner’s son, on Facebook.

Teacher Jack’s classroom proudly displayed the fine works of his students. His students were eager to see Captain Jack Sparrow at their school for Halloween.

Teacher Jack (Below) Teaching advanced mathematics at Syncus Global Education Network.

FANGCAODI MIDDLE SCHOOL AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Through Syncus Global Education, Teacher Jack taught at Fangcaodi Middle school and Elementary School. Teacher Jack taught science to very large classes of students and prepared power point presentations for them. It was a lesson in classroom management for Teacher Jack and he learned quickly to not be nice.

(Above) Playing a game with students. They must locate a place on the globe and use map skills to tell longitude and lattitude.

DISNEY’S MAGIC ENGLISH IN BEIJING

2016-2018 Magic English in Beijing: Teacher Jack played his guitar often and taught English from middle school to the kindergarten level. He was responsible for runnng the American Day Program which meant that he taught the same kindergarteners all morning and afternoon. He would play guitar to put his kindergarteners to sleep in the afternoon. He would also wake them with song and help them get dressed sometimes. Teacher Jack spent his own money on Legos and other teaching tools for his classes. Teacher Jack spoke English with his students as they ate lunch together. He taught the older students how to sing American pop music by using his guitar. “Kindergarten is very hands-on. I didn’t mind putting on their shoes and socks. I didn’t mind picking them up and giving them a hug. I didn’t mind spending my own money on toys and games because ,in the end, it made a long day so much more enjoyable for everyone.”-Teacher Jack

Warning: These images are the intellectual property of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and are shown as an example of how trustworthy he is to supervise young girls age 2-5 years old. These were his actual students during nap time. These images are not to be used for any other purpose without his consent.

“It was an honor to take care of the cutest girls on Earth. I would absolutely love to do it again.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Waking up young girls is difficult sometimes. “Kindergarten is a very hands-on experience.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack (above left) sings to his boys at lunch. Teacher Jack’s beautiful Chinese assistant teacher, Teacher Jessie. She helped Teacher Jack in the classroom and loved to work with him.

Teacher Jack & Teacher Jessie (above right) singing together. ” One day Teacher Jessie came in with make-up and her hair down while wearing a skirt. She had high heels on and no glasses. She was taller than me. She got down on her knees to speak to a student and the sunlight from the window illuminated her hair and I realized that I was looking at one of the most beautiful women that I had ever seen.”-Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack eats lunch with his students at the American Day program. Notice how Teacher Jack’s dreadlocks are neatly tied in the back of his head while being well dressed.

(Above) Teacher Jack flirts with the beautiful teachers of Magic English.

The girls of Magic English loved Teacher Jack and Teacher Jack graduated hundreds of students. The girls loved Teacher Jack’s magic tricks the most and so did the boys.

Teacher Jack with a high school senior at Magic English. She studied advanced level English and business English from Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s girls just having fun with him.

(Above) Learning by building with Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack always spent his own money for teaching supplies. “I don’t mind spending my own money for supplies because it is for a good cause. “- Teacher Jack

JAPAN

OYAMA INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL

2015-2016 Oyama International School in Japan: Teacher Jack taught English to children and adults in Oyama, Japan. The techniques were developed by Teacher Kay as part of her Master’s theses and then applied. The techniques included open and closed book repeating, conversation, phonics practice, and chanting, and supplementary material on weekends. Teacher Jack was given permission by his boss, Principal Frank, to leave Japan for China so that Teacher Jack could see his wife give birth.

Teacher Jack’s Japanese Resident Card

The well dressed Teacher Jack (above) teaching his Japanese girls an English lesson followed by a game. This game, however, required his students to sit on the table.

Japanese girls are eager to learn from Teacher Jack. They especially loved his games.

Teacher Jack pushes his older students into becoming self-learners that eventually require no teacher at all. “True motivation comes from within.”-Teacher Jack

Japanese girls love Captain Jack Sparrow and Teacher Jack does it well. (Above)

Teacher Jack’s wife in Tokyo, Japan.

Teacher Jack and his pregnant wife in Nikko, Japan.

Teacher Jack is merciless in the classroom. One captain, one ship.

(Above) Japanese girls had to wear skirts of proper length to avoid situations like this. “I measured the length of their skirts with my ruler to make sure they were following the school rules. The older Japanese girls get, the more they roll up their skirts. They are in a big hurry to use their bodies to advance their careers in Japan.”-Teacher Jack

Much to the delight of Teacher Jack, Japanese girls ride bikes to school. “This is good for the environment.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaching in Japan with kindergarten girls.

Japanese girls are proud of their uniforms.

(Above) Teacher Jack gave home instruction in Japan.

(Above) Playing a game of Hide and Seek during breaktime in Japan.

(Above) Oyama, Japan

GATEWAY ACADEMY

2014-2015 Gateway Academy in Xidan, Beijing. Here Teacher jack taught English language with reading strategies and critical thinking skills such as: Author’s Purpose, Inferences & Drawing Conclusions and explain the major difference between these two, Predictions, Evaluation, Asking Questions, Cause & Effect, Compare & Contrast, Previewing, Summarization, Plot Summary & Summary and the major difference between the two, Genre and Subgenre, the three elements of a story, Fiction vs. Non Fiction, Literature vs. Informational Text, the Scientific Method with the relationship between hypotheses, experiment, and drawing scientific conclusions with the reading strategies of inferences, proof and drawing literary conclusions, how to write a research paper vs. how to write a master’s theses, writing poetry and the elements of poetry, explaining the table of contents, glossary, introduction, conclusion, teaching thesaurus skills and dictionary skills and more.

Here Teacher Jack was literally floating in a sea of very beautiful and intelligent female Chinese teachers. Teacher Jack was beloved by all. The owner, Felix Aziz, who is now a multi-millionaire and possibly a billionaire begged Teacher Jack to stay for another contract, however, Teacher Jack respectfully declined having his eyes set on teaching in Japan and possibly having a baby with his new wife. Teacher Jack also wanted to rid himself of his agent who flew him in from Thailand and was taking a portion of his monthly salary. Everyone was upset that Teacher Jack left, but it was during this period that Teacher Jack and his new wife created their beautiful and handsome son on the romantic island of Koh Samet in Thailand. ” I loved China and teaching in China. I had a new wife and unlimited employment opportunities so when my wife asked me to create a baby, I agreed immediately. My son’s mind is Chinese but his spirit is Thai. He is very festive. “- Teacher Jack

This school specialized in sending Chinese students to one of the top ten boarding high schools in the USA.

Eating lunch together at Xidan Mall in Beijing.

Teacher Jack with Dr. Tyanne Deal were the essential teachers at Gateway Academy. This school had a 100% success rate and the tuition cost was enormous. Teacher Jack taught more than English, he taught American culture so that his students would thrive in their new American schools. He conducted practice interviews with his students so that they would be accepted into the school of their choice. He took his students to dinner followed by a show or movie, almost like a date, to prepare his students for the USA. The photo (above) was taken outside the Joy City Mall in Xidan and they are standing in front of the lobby of the building where one must take the elevator to the 8th floor to enter Gateway Academy.

Teacher Jack (above) took his student on a “date” arranged by the school. First, a dinner at a fancy restaurant where Teacher Jack taught her dinner conversation skills and how not to be shy. Next, a ballet at Beijing National Theater called ” Swan Lake”. This student flourished in the USA at her boarding school and is now working on her doctorate degree in the USA. Thanks to Teacher Jack, Dr. Tyanne Deal and her own self motivation.

The beautiful and intelligent Dr. Tyanne Deal (above) receiving gifts from a Gateway Academy student.

Teacher Jack developed his student’s singing skills to prepare them for America’s top boarding high schools. ” Teaching my girls to sing in English really excited them. They chose their favorite American song, usually by Katy Perry or Britney Spears and I would learn it on guitar for them to sing. I also helped them understand the lyrics. “- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack appeared as Captain Jack Sparrow at the Halloween Party for Gateway Academy. His wife also appeared as a fox (above right).

Teacher Jane and Teacher Miranda hugging each other (above left). (Above right) A student poses for a picture from Teacher Jack.

(Above) Students write a message to Teacher Jack on the whiteboard.

Graduation day at Deerfield Academy. ” Seeing my student graduate with high honors from the top boarding high school in the USA , after all my hard work and hers, gave me a sense of accomplishment and pride. I told her that I had ridden shooting stars and promised to show her how. I lived up to my promise.”- Teacher Jack

“They were tough on China that year and only two spots were open amongst fierce competition and we at Gateway Academy filled both spots with two of our girls. The key was the interview. I practiced with them for hours to build their confidence and overcome being shy. They had to impress and I knew it. I taught them to take control of the interview and not sit idle and wait to be questioned. My strategy was to flip the entire interview process and make it clear that they were interviewing the school and to not allow the school to interview them. It worked.” – Teacher Jack

THAILAND

PHAYA THAI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

(Below) Teacher Jack outside the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand were he resided nearly a full year.

2012-2014 Phaya Thai Elementary School in Bangkok Thailand: At this school Teacher Jack taught mathematics to elementary school students in English. The staff here praised Teacher Jack as the best math teacher that they ever had. They were disappointed when he left Thailand to go to China. Teacher Jack taught equations of lines, geometric shapes, bar graphs, statistics and more. He also appeared as both Captain Jack Sparrow and Santa Claus on Christmas Day.

Teacher Jack singing Christmas carols with the teaching staff at Phaya Thai Elementary School.

Teacher Jack (above) delivered A+ mathematics lessons to his students at Phaya Thai Elementary School. He even remained friends with a few of them on Facebook.

Teacher Jack dresses up a French girl as Captain Jack Sparrow. Teacher Jack’s antics were legendary at the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok. His partying caused conflicts with the owner, however, and he moved to the Centaur Inn in Bangrak, Bangkok.

(Above) Teacher Jack at the Overstay Hostel in Bangkok, Thailand.

The students at Phaya Thai Elementary School. ” I remember them all.” – Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack gives instructions to a Thai girl whose English skills were weak. “Nobody gets left behind in my math classes.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and below) Over a decade later, his former elementary school student recognized him in Pattaya, Thailand. The two talked about her classmates together during a night of wild fun. “Teaching never ends .”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “It is good to be the pirate.”- Teacher Jack

Thai girls present their project using three dimensional shapes. Written on each shape is the volume in cubic mililiters. Teacher Jack was impressed by the efforts of all of the students at this school.

Teacher Jack gets up close and on the same level to teach children. ” As an adult you are a mile away when you are standing up. To really talk to a child, you must get down, eye to eye with them.”- Teacher Jack

The boys also completed their three dimensional solids project. They had to calculate the volume of each shape in cubic mililiters and then calculate the volume of the entire robot by adding up all the volumes of each shape.

They absolutely loved Teacher Jack’s math classes and the staff loved Teacher Jack.

Teacher Jack teaching his students to calculate mathematical probabilities using dice and decks of cards. This activity was highly engaging because it was extremely fun.

Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

RAJAVINITBANGKHEN HIGH SCHOOL IN BANGKOK, THAILAND

(Above) Rajavinitbangkhen High School in Bangkok, Thailand. When the principal at Phaya Thai Elementary School saw how professional Teacher Jack was at teaching mathematics, she immediately asked him to teach English at this high school on the weekends. Teacher Jack loved it and sought to teach English instead of math when he went to China.

The Thai highs school girls that loved Teacher Jack’s hands on lessons.

(Above) Rajavinitbangkhen High School students.

Teacher Jack was the leader of the Foreign Teachers at this school and his job was to get the other teachers to do exactly what the Thai principal wanted no matter how absurd. This included raising the grades of certain students because of their family’s status in the Thai community, dancing at shows during festivals, and dressing as Santa Claus – all of which the foreign teachers absolutely hated, accept Teacher Jack.

TEACHER JACK: THE HERO OF ISAN,THAILAND

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack teaches in poor villages in Isan as a volunteer worker. He teaches young girls the skills that they need so they are not trafficked.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys the poor girls of Isan new clothes to put on and new shoes. “Every human being has a right to wear clean clothes and comfortable shoes. I am the hero of Isan.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches awareness in Thailand so that the girls are not trafficked like the girls shown above.

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA USA

Teacher Jack’s iconic photo taken across the street from the Mirage casino where he worked all day until he made several hundred dollars to go gambling and clubbing. The cold of winter, however, forced him to move to Hawaii.

(Above) Derrick Pistorius as Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow in Las Vegas: Here Teacher Jack worked as Captain Jack Sparrow during the day and gambled at night while living at the Hostel Cat on the Vegas Strip in North Las Vegas. “Las Vegas was so much fun and it nearly killed me. I love it still and dream of returning someday. “- Teacher Jack

NEW JERSEY PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Atlantic City High School: Teacher Jack taught high school mathematics with subjects like Algebra 1 and Algebra 2 and Geometry for several years. He also was given the additional task of preparing foreign students to take the HSPA which gave Teacher Jack his first experience of teaching mathematics to students from other countries, something that he would repeat in Bangkok, Thailand. Teacher Jack was hired, however, with additional money granted by President Obama from his economic stimulus package and when this money ran out, so did Teacher Jack.

PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER & ESCORT IN ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY

Teacher Jack met the young Donald J. Trump (future US President) on the main casino floor of the Taj Mahal. ” He would land on the rooftop by helicopter. He boasted about having the largest poker room in Atlantic City, about owning three casinos, and about the events at Trump Plaza. I couldn’t get a word in. He was impossible to talk to. He was an annoying and insecure person who tried desperately to project himself as a genius who owned the world.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The young Teacher Jack at Donald J. Trump’s casino suite where he worked as a professional gambler and male escort. “I had the opportunity to meet many wealthy and powerful people and I saw many again down in Florida years later at Jep’s house.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

“Gambling for a living had its high ups and low downs and in this photo, I was definitely high up!”- Teacher Jack. Note the Showboat Casino in the window. Derrick Wildstar continues, ” I quit the escort business after my boss, Michael Olympitus, tried to rape me in his room at the Tropicana Casino. That was his thing and he had an endless supply of handsome young men like me coming from New York to Atlantic City to make some easy cash. He developed a crush on me and he was much bigger and stronger than I was. I barely made it out of the hotel room. It was a lesson that I will never forget.”

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius: The Male Escort

(Above) Teacher Jack made a lot of money as a male escort in the Atlantic City and Philadelphia area. “I have seen it all, from cougars to gay men. It was a fun time and at that time I was a regular at Sister’s Lesbian Club in Center City Philadelphia until I got kicked out during wet T-shirt night when they discovered that I was not gay at all. I was also banned from Woody’s Club just around the corner.”- Teacher Jack

Music Career of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

Both he and his wife began struggling to pay the bills and Trump went bankrupt, again, so Teacher Jack began working at Atlantic City High School as a guitar instructor but was paid as a substitute teacher. It was during this time that Teacher Jack founded his nine piece rhythm and blues band called “The Tailsnatchers”.

The Tailsnatchers were the first band to play at Kelly’s Corner Pub in Atlantic City. Pistol Pete, the owner of Pistol Pete’s in Absecon who has five DWI’s, claimed, ” The Tailsnatchers were the best band that I have ever seen.”Later, Teacher Jack became a full time math teacher at Atlantic City High School. He kept his campsite in the swamps so that he always had a place to go when he needed time alone or when he got into a fight with his spouse. He was back in the swamps often, until the Eastbound Strangler claimed his four victims.

THE EASTBOUND STRANGLER

(Above) The victims of the Eastbound Strangler

The Eastbound Strangler Police Sketch

(Above) Teacher Jack laughing at the sketch of The Eastbound Strangler. “They got it wrong.”- Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack met the Eastbound Strangler. However, he mocked the chaotic police investigations that led to absolutely nothing. “It was not the work of one man. There were two. I had a campsite that I called Fox Den #1. I would sleep there during the day and gamble at night and sometimes do escort work. It was such an exciting time. I was a regular at Club True and Studio Six. All of the Black trans girls dated me at one time or another. During the winter, I had a huge propane tank that I connected to a Coleman Black Cat Heater to stay warm. However, if the rain was too intense or it there was a blizzard, I would check into a string of cheap motels that began near Atlantic City High School and stretched for about a quarter of a mile. I checked into all of them at one point or another over the years. I remember the Golden Key Motel vividly because I found a ten dollar role of quarters and a bunch of needles in the ceiling when I lifted up one of the rectangular ceiling pieces to hide my wallet. I was a favorite amongst the drug dealers and prostitutes because on a winning night at the casino (playing seven card stud poker), I would buy a couple of cases of beer for everyone and turn their rooms into a party. I would play spades with the drug dealers and a few of the prostitutes while more prostitutes came in and out of the room to get crack cocaine. This is where I met the victims of the Eastbound Strangler. They were all crack addicts. One of the drug dealers was a US Army vet. He was involved in a helicopter crash and got a paycheck monthly from the government. He teamed up with a Black guy who knew every drug addict in town. With the vet’s steady monthly income the two would try make even more money selling crack. They stayed at the last motel because it had a stove in the room. The Black guy was highly intelligent and kept his cool and was all about the hustle, however, the US Army vet was a loose cannon. He had to take medication or he would flip out violently. I remember he was drinking a beer while we were all playing spades and saw how his eyes became crazy and his mood changed. I did not feel safe after a while and I stopped going there. I believe that he was the killer and that the Black guy tried to help him clean up the mess so that they could continue their partnership elsewhere. In Atlantic City, if you get killed, you ripped somebody off. There are no serial killers, just desperate poor people. Those four girls ripped them off, the crazy US Army vet killed them inside the motel room, and the Black guy carried the bodies to their location near my campsite, Fox Den #1,” says Teacher Jack. Look at the map above Teacher Jack’s campsite is still there. It’s exact location on the map is the red star. If you go there you will find a tent that contains: $5000 in casino chips, a Coleman Black Cat Heater, a large white propane tank, a cot, a sleeping bag, about twenty casino rewards cards, a few of his paycheck stubs from Atlantic City High School as a substitute teacher, some work clothes, and an Ak-47 assault rifle with 8 magazines.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father (left) and Teacher Jack (right)

TEACHER JACK AND THE MAYOR OF ATLANTIC CITY’S WIFE

(Above) Teacher Jack worked very closely with the wife of the mayor for one year at Uptown Complex School and met the mayor several times. “I did not like La’Quetta at first. She was miserable because of the unfortunate circumstances (sex scandal) that led her to my school, Uptown Complex. Because of the nature of the scandal, she disliked me immediately. Then, one day, I saw her phone had been lain on a desk. On it was a photo with her in a short skirt and high heels. It looked like she was at a dance club. Her clothes were tight and she had a fine body. My jaw dropped and I quickly reached for her cell phone to get a closer look at that sexy body in the photo, then she quickly snatched it up and deleted the photo as if I could never be the one, but then she smiled. She smiled because I saw the real La’Quetta, a cute little girl without her gangster face on. I liked her instantly and after that we got along fine. I talked to her daughter more than once in her office after school. La’Quetta was my boss and vice-principal and we became very close in private, however, in front of other teachers she displayed a vigorous distaste for me to mask her attraction towards Teacher Jack. I told her that I dated a Black girl from Zimbabwe, Africa while I attended university. Unfortunately, I had to report the principal of the school for breaking the rules of a state exam and she never spoke to me afterward. I like her and the mayor too. Strange, but I caught him in my lingering in my classroom several times after school. I suspect he was simply waiting for his wife to finish up work and he waited in my classroom until she was finished. He was friendly towards me each time. I am glad they were found not guilty of child abuse recently. I feel those charges were politically motivated. They love their daughter. I look forward to seeing La’Quetta driving her black Mercedes again.”-Teacher Jack

THE NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR PAYS TRIBUTE TO TEACHER JACK’S MOTHER

After Teacher Jack’s mother past away, Governor Phil Murphy gave his tribute on Twitter. “My mother married my father in New Jersey because it was illegal in the racist South which still carried Jim Crow Laws and flew Confederate flags on its government buildings and inside its courtrooms. My mother raised five children and obtained her doctorate degree while working her career. She married my father at age 16. My father was her teacher while she was in high school. Our household was Christian and when the governor paid her tribute upon her death, I felt it was both fitting and proper.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) The Governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, salutes Teacher Jack’s mother upon her death.

(Above) The Studio Six and Brass Rail in Atlantic City was the best nightclub in town. Mortimer Spreng was the manager and bartender and a good friend of Teacher Jack in those days. He is an eye witness to Teacher Jack’s wild behavior at the Brass Rail & Studio Six.

(Above) The infamous Studio Six in Atlantic City, New Jersey

TEACHER JACK’S TRANS GIRLFRIEND MURDERED

Teacher Jack dated all the black trans girls at Club True & Studio Six in Atlantic City, New Jersey. However, he made a pact with Naya to begin dating her seriously and steadily. On the night of their first date, they agreed to meet at Herman’s Bar. Naya was at the bar waiting and looking fine. Teacher Jack was playing poker and winning so he was late by a half an hour. In that time a gunman opened fire inside Herman’s Bar striking Naya in the neck and later killing her. ” I was deeply upset by this and I was forbidden to visit Naya in the hospital while she lay paralyzed because the gunman was still at large.”- Teacher Jack.

(Above) Malik Hassan Green aka Naya, a Black trans girl who was also Teacher Jack’s secret lover was murdered at Herman’s Bar in Atlantic City, New Jersey in 2009. “I dedicate this section of my online CV to her. I miss you my love.”- Teacher Jack

SONGWRITER, SINGER, & MUCISIAN

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is a professional musician and talented guitar player. Here he sings “Love Superhero”, his original song.

Exxon Oil Company (Esso Oil)

(Above) Teacher Jack managed an Exxon Gas Station off Route 287 North in Piscataway, New Jersey for a few years. He made a lot of money because he lived in a tent in the woods across the street from the gas station. However, he moved into the nearby Motel 6 after he discovered a dead body in a portable toilet there. Police later discovered his tent with a cot, a kerosene heater, some magazines purchased from New York, and his collection of Star Wars toys. “They police began stopping cars looking for the man who lived in the tent and I just laughed knowing it was me.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

Long Live China !

(Above) Teacher Jack is the most loved teacher at every school that has employed him.

(Above) Teacher Jack as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow creates a commercial for his friend’s bar in the South China Sea.

THE SEVEN DAUGHTERS OF THE KING OF PLANET EARTH: DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS

Teacher Jack travels the world collecting daughters. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius currently has seven daughters. He helps them financially. He educates them and disciplines them when necessary. Here they all are in order of most important to least important.

Daughter #1: PRINCESS LEYLA

Teacher Jack was living in the swamps in a tent in Atlantic City, New Jersey. At night, he paddled a raft to mainland Atlantic City to play Seven Card Stud Poker in the casinos all night. The cocktail waitresses were in awe at Teacher Jack’s appearance. He wore a long black leather trench coat, had long hair and would always show up a midnight. He also has a reputation for being a highly competitive poker player. The ladies were aroused by this man of mystery. Soon, a cocktail waitress slipped her phone number into Teacher Jack’s drink. After only one date, she begged Teacher Jack to move in with her and help discipline her four unruly children. Teacher Jack accepted the task of being a stepfather. The teens rebelled but Leyla, who was almost two years old, took an instant liking to Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack kicked out the teens or they moved out, and soon it was only Teacher Jack and Leyla at home alone while mommy worked. Teacher Jack gave Leyla bubble baths that would last over an hour each day. Leyla’s bathtub was filled with toys and they even had water gun fights while she was naked. “Bath time was the highlight of our day,” says Teacher Jack. Teacher Jack and Leyla did art projects together most of their day and when Teacher Jack became a full time high school math teacher, Leyla helped him grade tests. As a result, Leyla is now a full time State of New Jersey Art Teacher with a handsome boyfriend named John who Leyla adores because his personality is nearly the same as Teacher Jack’s. “Leyla is my number one daughter and I spent more time being a father to her than my own son now.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The adorable Princess Leyla poses for Teacher Jack’s camera before getting a bubble bath full of toys.

(Above) An actual polaroid photo a young Teacher Jack playing guitar for Princess Leyla on Halloween night. Princess Leyla chose to be a ballerina.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Leyla’s preteen room with pictures of One Direction on her walls.

(Above) Princess Leyla with her boyfriend John who works in construction. Teacher Jack sent Princess Leyla thousands of dollars for her high school graduation and continues to shower her with surprise cash from time to time. ” I love to surprise my favorite daughter with cash,” says Teacher Jack.

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius- “Feel free to contact me about her email address and she will verify that every word presented here is 100% true. She also has a Facebook page. She is an excellent character reference for me.”

Daughter #2 PRINCESS NATTAKAH

(Above Left) Princess Nattakah at age 5. (Above Right) Princess Nattakah at age 18.

This is, by far, Teacher Jack’s most controversial daughter. All of the events listed here are true and the events occurred exactly as they are written here. Teacher Jack was a math teacher and taught at Phaya Thai elementary in Bangkok, Thailand. One day he noticed a half naked little girl riding her tricycle into traffic. He saved her from being run over and quickly realized she was both deaf and mute. Teacher Jack gave her a bath and bought her new clothes. He raised her as his own daughter and took her to a school for the deaf. As she got older, she was able to tell him her story by using a cell phone that translated from Thai to English. She came from a wealthy family, at age 5, her parents and siblings were killed in an automobile accident that was so loud and horrific that it left her unable to hear or speak. Her aunt stole all of her money and neglected her. “It is my opinion that the aunt was hoping that Nattakah would be killed in the streets of Bangkok and she almost was if I didn’t intervene. I made several efforts to get the aunt to give money to Nattakah, but she just did not care ,” says Teacher Jack. Although Nattakah was both deaf and mute, she became a model because of her beauty, then worked in Bangkok’s thriving adult entertainment industry as an entertainer, and now she is studying to become a nurse. She has one son and now lives in Isan with her grandparents.

(Above) A modeling photo taken at an agency. They were eager to put Princess Nattakah to work and give Teacher Jack the money.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes Princess Nattakah to Disneyland.

(Above) Teacher Jack gives Nattakah her first bottle of red wine on Christmas Day.

(Above) Teacher Jack protected Nattakah from the foreign creeps in Bangkok and Pattaya from age 5 until today.

(Above and Below) A young Nattakah learning how to be a kitten by copying the naughty Thai girls that she sees on social media. “For this reason, I limited the amount of time that she could spend on social media. Young girls need positive role models like myself.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Nattakah plays with Teacher Jack’s phone on her bed in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above and Below) A younger Teacher Jack with Princess Nattakah.

(Above) Princess Nattakah shows Teacher Jack the cause of her slight hair loss. She constantly updates Teacher Jack on her health and Teacher Jack keeps all of her medical records.

(Above) Teacher Jack buys Princess Nattakah her favorite candy from the store.

(Above) “My sweet Thai daughter, Nattakah.”- Teacher Jack

(Above and Below) Princess Nattakah is the most beautiful girl in Thailand.

(Above) Waking up beside Princess Nattakah

(Above) Professional modeling photos of Princess Nattakah at age 18.

(Above) Actual video of Nattakah asking Teacher Jack for money so that she can eat.

(Above) Father and daughter. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and Princess Nattakah in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Princess Nattakah enjoys playing with Teacher Jack’s phone.

(Above) A young Princess Nattakah reads a Disney bedtime story on Teacher Jack’s phone.

(Above) Princess Nattakah had a brief but successful modeling career thanks to Teacher Jack.

(Above) Princess Nattakah does her homework in her bedroom for Teacher Jack to inspect later. Derrick Wildstar Pistorius took away her cell phone in she did not do her homework. Spankings were also administered. “Spare the rod, spoil the girl,”says Teacher Jack.

(Above) “This is my favorite part of my online resume because it is my greatest accomplishment, which is, having taken a deaf mute and having turned her into a productive member of Thai society. Believe it or not, at one point, she was making more money than me by doing escort work. Now she has turned her back on the adult entertainment industry to become a full time nurse and search for the love of her life to eventually get married. I am proud of my Thai daughter and will gladly pay for her wedding when it is time.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Nattakah has big wide eyes. “I bought her a pink My Little Pony night gown to sleep in at night and she loved it. I also built her a doll house for her doll collection.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Nattakah loves to sleep on her belly and always has since she was a little girl.

(Above) “My Thai Daughter loved the shows at the Angelwitch at Nana Plaza. We still go there today,”says Teacher Jack.

(Above) “My Thai daughter was highly sought by modeling agencies for her unique beauty. I am so proud of my daughter’s accomplishments in life. She did it all and without being able to hear or speak. A tough little girl and still more yet to come.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius buys Princess Nattakah new shoes. “It is the right of every young girl to have comfortable shoes,” says Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack protected Princess Nattakah from evil.

(Above) Princess Nattakah after meeting Teacher Jack for the very first time at age 5.

(Above) Nattakah age 8 is fast asleep.

(Above) Nattakah age 18

(Above) Nattakah age 20

(Above) Princess Nattakah loves cats.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes Nattakah to the Rawhide on Soi Cowboy to teach her how to earn money in Bangkok’s thriving adult playgrounds. “Looking back, this was a very special time as a teacher and guardian. She learned, for the very first time how to earn money and support herself. I saw her eyes grow wider and wider. She wanted to see more. She wanted to know more. I could see the gears turning in her head. It was time for her to venture out of my home and into her own apartment to live her own life. The girls at the club were eager to help her get started in the adult entertainment industry. I was happy to see her make friends immediately because of her youth and beauty.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Nattakah turns 18 years old.

(Above and Below) Princess Nattakah’s modeling photos at age 18.

(Above) Princess Nattakah delivers high quality modeling photos.

(Above) Waiting for the BTS in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Princess Nattakah (left) with Teacher Jack and a ladyboy at Nana Plaza in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Princess Nattakah confesses to Teacher Jack that she is pregnant and afraid.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius tells Princess Nattakah to be strong because Earth is as brutal and unforgiving as he is.

(Above) The King of Planet Earth convinces Princess Nattakah to be strong , have her baby, and live on to protect it just as he protected her.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius delivered her baby boy in a cheap hotel , but quickly took the baby to a Bangkok hospital.

(Above) Princess Natakah on the night she quit being an escort forever as she goes to her final customer. “I am so proud of my Thai daughter’s accomplishments and her decision to become a nurse.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Nattakah is now a fully grown woman and nurse, and she has only good things to say about Teacher Jack.

(Above) A current photo of Princess Nattakah in Bangkok, Thailand. Now, she is nearly 25 years old.

(Above) Princess Nattakah in her pajamas on a cozy Thailand night with Teacher Jack. Left (age 10) and right (age 20).

(Above) A new bag for Princess Nattakah

(Above) Teacher Jack lays on the bed while Princess Nattakah gets dressed.

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack and Princess Nattakah have their father-daughter reunion January 10, 2024:

(Above) The father-daughter reunion at the Angelwitch in Nana Plaza.

(Above) Princess Nattakah, now an adult, drinks a long island ice tea with Teacher Jack to celebrate their reunion. Teacher Jack will see her again after she becomes a full time nurse in Bangkok.

(Above) Teacher Jack video records Princesss Nattakah visiting her son at her grandparent’s home at Isan, Thailand in January 2024. “My relationship with Princess Nattakah raises eyebrows, however, she is my daughter and I love her dearly. I taught her how to survive and to be independent despite her being a deaf mute and all while in Bangkok, Thailand which is a place that eats Western tourists alive and now she is a career nurse with a handsome son thanks to the intervention of Teacher Jack which is Divine Intervention indeed,” says Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius- “Feel free to contact me about her Facebook page and she will verify that every word presented here is 100% true. She is an excellent character reference for me. Also, note that Nattakah is studying hard to become a nurse and does not want to fall back into Bangkok’s Adult Industry, so she has cleverly locked her Facebook profile to concentrate on her studies and raise her son. Truly, a remarkable woman.” -Teacher Jack

Daughter #3: Princess Ma Chengcheng

(Above) Ma Chengcheng is Teacher Jack’s beautiful virgin Beijing wife.

Teacher Jack’s favorite is Princess Ma Chengcheng with whom he sired a son and heir to his wealth. Teacher Jack and Ma Chengcheng will remain married forever. They live in their home in West Beijing with her parents and their son. How did they meet?” I stole my wife. Yes, I did. I was with a large group of expats outside the Swing 58 Bar in Sanlitun. We were bar hopping and jumping in taxis to go to the next bar. Ma Chengcheng asked me if I was from Africa because I had dark skin from living in Thailand for a couple of years. I invited her to get into a taxi with me and follow my friends to the next club. She found me charming and agreed, however, instead of giving the taxi driver directions to the next club, I gave the taxi driver a card with my apartment address on it. Then, after the taxi arrived at my apartment, I told her that I had too much to drink and that she had to walk me to my room. When she got in, I locked the door behind us. It was all a trap and Ma Chengcheng had to endure a night of terror with Teacher Jack, ” says Teacher Jack. He continues, “When I woke up the next day she was gone and I could not remember anything. Two weeks later, when I came home from work I saw a pretty girl standing outside my apartment door and I knew it was her. I was scared and was certain that I was going to be arrested. It was Ma Chengcheng and she confessed , however, that I was romantic and not violent in any way. She also said that her mother told her to come back because I was American and not married. She moved into my apartment after a few weeks of dating and we were married within four months. Her mother is always right about everything and she takes the most care of our son. Yes, it is true, I stole my wife and I am not sorry because we have been happily married for eleven years, meanwhile, I laugh as other people’s pretentiously ceremonious and outrageously expensive marriages crumble into oblivion within three or four years.”

(Above) The King of Planet Earth and his beautiful virgin Beijing wife.

(Above) Ma Chengcheng plays piano very well today.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng was a spoiled little Beijing girl. “I like spoiled brat virgin girls that pout as my wife.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Ma Chengcheng is Teacher Jack’s stolen property.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng swimming in the South China Sea.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng, although much younger than Teacher Jack, is now his legal wife forever and they have one son together. She was a former child and preteen model, however, her mother made her quit when a photographer asked Ma Chengcheng to remover her clothes during a photo session.

(Above) The evil Teacher Jack and the innocent Ma Chengcheng who is Teacher Jack’s stolen property.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Princess Ma Chengcheng on Koh Samet Island in Thailand while on their honeymoon with lasted months.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng and Teacher Jack explore Koh Samet Island in Thailand. This is the island where their son was conceived.

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius was conceived on Koh Samet Island in Thailand, born at the Aerospace Hospital in Beijing, China, and is headed to the USA at age 18 where he will live his adult life.

(Above) The romantic Teacher Jack brings his wife, Princess Ma Chengcheng, to Shenzhen for a romantic vacation.

(Above) The courtship of Teacher Jack and Princess Ma Chengcheng in Beijing, China.

(Above)Princess Ma Chengcheng in Macau while Teacher Jack gambles.

(Above and below) Princess Ma Chengcheng gets a lift.

(Above) Ma Chengcheng on her wedding day. They had two ceremonies, this one was in Tibet.

(Above) Ma Chengcheng on Koh Samet Island in Thailand on her conception day with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng with two of Teacher Jack’s adopted children from England.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Princess Ma Chengcheng have been happily married 11 years. “I love my wife.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng and Teacher Jack at the Red Fort in India.

(Above) Princess Ma Chengcheng in New Delhi, India with Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s stolen property at the Taj Mahal in India.

(Above) Teacher Jack is also THE KING OF ROMANCE. “I took my wife to places that she had never been and romanced her.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack protected Princess Ma Chengcheng and her mother while in India.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius took Ma ChengCheng on a honeymoon that lasted several months and included several countries. Here they are in Thailand on their honeymoon.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his stolen property. “Sometimes piracy is the best solution.”-Teacher Jack

When the State of New Jersey found out about what Teacher Jack had done, they charged Teacher Jack with Possession of Stolen Property: Knowing. Teacher Jack plead guilty and laughed when the judge read his sentence.

(Above) The birth of Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. “This moment was the happiest in my life and I had to steal a wife to get it.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius. “I sang to my son and pushed him in this swing each night until he fell asleep.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of his wife, Ma Chengcheng, at the Taj Mahal in India on their honeymoon which lasted three months and was in multiple countries.

(Above) Ma Chengcheng and Kristopher Augustus Pistorius in Shanghai, China.

Daughter #4: Princess Koko Ying

(Above) The beautiful and talented Princess Koko Ying of Jamaica.

(Above) Although her family comes from Hong Kong, Princess Koko Ying was born in Jamaica. She dreamed of someday becoming a performer like her idol Britney Spears. Her family moved back to Hong Kong and, unfortunately, the Chinese goverment took away her parents who worked for an illegal company, which was a crime in China. This left Princess Koko Ying and her younger sister poor and without loving parents. Luckily for them, fate put them into the hands of The King of Planet Earth: Derrick Wildstar Pistorius also known as Teacher Jack.

(Above) Teacher Jack bought Princess Koko Ying her first guitar and she became a professional musician , learning guitar, piano, singing and dancing. She also learned to write her own music.

(Above) Teacher Jack also spoiled Princess Koko Ying & Princess Koko Ying’s younger sister. “I know how to make young girls happy. I take them shopping all day until they cannot carry their bags.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) After learning that she was sleeping on the floor in a cheap room, Teacher Jack got her a job where he worked at ABC English Training School in Beijing, China. There the two began going to open mic nights at Paddy O’Shea’s in Sanlitun.

(Above) Princess Koko Ying confessed that she would crawl on the floor as a child an pretend she was a kitten so her father would pet her. She would even drink milk from a bowl. This gave Teacher Jack the idea to help paint her face like a kitten. The two would then go out to bars around Sanlitun together and have loads of nighttime fun.

(Above) Teacher Jack also taught Princess Koko Ying how to shoot pool while they vacationed together in Shenzhen.

(Above) For her birthday, Teacher Jack bought her a studded leather kitten costume and she loved it !

(Above) Teacher Jack and Princess Koko Ying sing Lady Gaga together.

(Above) “I had many kittens in my life, but Princess Koko Ying is my favorite. MEOW,” says Teacher Jack.

(Above) Princess Kok Ying in Shenzhen.

(Above) Princess Koko Ying beside Teacher Jack at night as he snaps a photo with his I-phone.

(Above) Princess Koko Ying drinks milk , like a kitten, from a bowl in her studded leather kitten costume to be Teacher Jack’s kitten.

(Above) Princess Koko Ying in 2021. Happy New Year !

(Above) With a devious smile, Princess Koko Ying eats dinner with Teacher Jack and his wife at LAD (Lilly’s American Diner) in Sanlitun.

(Above) Princess Koko Ying

(Above and Below) Teacher Jack and Koko Ying go out in Soho Sanlitun for a night of fun.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius, dressed as Captain Jacl Sparrow, and Princess Koko Ying, dressed as a kitten while partying in Soho Sanlitun, Beijing, China.

(Above) Ultimately, Princess Koko Ying quit drinking alcohol and focused on her physical and mental health. She is now a successful scuba instructor in Indonesia and she borrowed money from Teacher Jack to reach her destination. “When I saw her new slim figure I was so happy because I know she struggled with her weight for some time. She is a winner, thanks to The King of Planet Earth: Derrick Wildstar Pistorius also known as Teacher Jack,” says Teacher Jack.

Princess Koko Ying is available on Facebook and is definitely a source of a good character reference for Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.

Daughter #5 : Princess Kai

(Above) Princess Kai is another one of Teacher Jack’s controversial daughters. The facts presented here are undisputed. Princess Kai had a normal Thai life. She married young and had two daughters by the age of 14 by her handsome Thai husband. But, her husband had one besetting quality, he liked to drink Thai whiskey. He was struck and killed on his motorbike at 3:30 am in Pattaya. Princess Kai, without money and a husband, drifted from one Thai tomboy lesbian to the next in the hopes of providing her daughters with food, shelter, and clothing while she worked as a full-time bar girl on soi 8. Luckily, fate would intervene and put both Princess Kai and her two young daughters in the magic hands of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius.

(Above) Teacher Jack rescued Kai and her daughters from the clutches of an evil tomboy lesbian. “Lesbians are a very poor example for young girls to follow because they produce no children for their military and government. They are the ultimate form of selfishness and disloyalty to their country.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack took care of Kai and her two daughters.

(Above) Princess Kai with her daddy, Teacher Jack, on soi 8 in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Princess Kai and Teacher Jack together in beautiful Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Princess Kai on Pattaya Beach with Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack buys Princess Kai a kitten for her birthday.

(Above) Princess Kai in the bedroom.

(Above) Princess Kai’s two daughters slept on the floor with a fan at the foot of Princess Kai’s bed.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes care of Princess Kai when she was ill. “My Thai daughter had a high fever so I nursed her back to health. I enjoy taking care of my daughters when they are sick and I absolutely love to cook for them.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) “I spoiled Princess Kai and her two daughters for over a decade. I bought them whatever they wanted.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Princess Kai (right) and friends on Pattaya Beach. “These were the best of times.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius took good care of Princess Kai and her two daughters and they love him for it.

(Above) Princess Kai and friends on soi 8 in Pattaya, Thailand at Teacher Jack’s hotel.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of Princess Kai and her two daughters. “I have big plans for her daughters’ futures and I plan to tutor them vigorously.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Kai (right) having a party with Teacher Jack on soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand.

Princess Kai is a good character reference for Teacher Jack because he still teaches her daughters. They have a small home in Korat. “I love Thai girls with multiple daughters because taking care of them is like investing in the future.” – Teacher Jack

Daughter #6: Princess Aom

(Above) Princess Aom taunts Teacher Jack by taking his hat and running away from him around the pool table.

Princess Aom fell in love with Teacher Jack in Bangkok, Thailand after witnessing the absurd amounts of money that he spent on entertainment there. Teacher Jack initially thought that she was from China because of her white skin and thin body. The two began seriously dating. Princess Aom even proposed marriage to Teacher Jack. However, Princess Aom was heartbroken when Teacher Jack told her that he was engaged to be married in China. She was so upset that she left Bangkok and moved back to home hometown in Udon Thani.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Princess Aom go on another date after Derrick Wildstar Pistorius buys Princess Aom a Hello Kitty doll.

(Above) Princess Aom cuddles with Teacher Jack for the last time before he is married in China.

(Above) Princess Aom gets a foot massage from Teacher Jack in Bangkok, Thailand.

Princess Aom will give an excellent character reference for Teacher Jack if requested. She is available on Facebook under her full Thai name:

Daughter #7: Princess Ru & Daughter

(Above) Princess Ru takes good care of Teacher Jack.

Teacher Jack met Princess Ru when he first arrived in Bangkok. The two drank Thai whiskey together until they could not walk. Luckily, Teacher Jack was staying at the Centaur Inn in Bangrak which was very close to the bar where Princess Ru worked. It was just a matter of time before a charming and welcoming Teacher Jack took her to the Centaur Inn after work. Eventually, Princess Ru preferred staying the night with Teacher Jack as opposed to taking a taxi home.

(Above) Thai whiskey and good time with Princess Ru.

(Above) Pure wildness in Bangkok, Thailand. “Princess Ru was a dangerous girl. She outdrank me every night and then lost her mind. I kept her in check though. “- Teacher Jack

(Above) Princess Ru was the Devil’s daughter.

(Above) A sharply dressed and short haired Teacher Jack playing guitar for Princess Ru.

While living in Princess Ru’s home, Teacher Jack met Princess Ru’s teen daughter. She was 17 years old and there was friction between her and Teacher Jack immediately. Princess Ru’s feet were extremely small and even more ticklish and Teacher Jack tickled her feet constantly when she misbehaved and he would sometimes kiss her feet. Princess Ru’s teen daughter thought this was gross and was embarrassed when Teacher Jack did it in front of her friends. However, this made Teacher Jack do it even more.

(Above) Princess Ru’s teen daughter hated feet and could not understand Teacher Jack’s behavior. She would wake up in the middle of the night to hear her mother laughing hysterically as Teacher Jack tickled Princess Ru’s feet. Eventually, Princess Ru was told by her doctor that her next round of Thai whiskey could be her last. So, Teacher Jack ended their relationship. However, by chance, Princess Ru’s daughter recognized Teacher Jack on the BTS while going to work. She was now age 18 and Teacher Jack invited her to the Hard Rock Cafe and they later went back to the Centaur Inn. The two dated for approximately six months before Teacher Jack moved to China which essentially ended all contact. “She knew that I was fun and although she hated feet, I could tell that she was jealous and wanted her feet tickled too. Her feet were sensitive just like her mother’s feet and I showed no mercy on that Thai brat. Her mother never discovered us because if she did, I would have been killed by a drunk Thai woman swinging a knife.”- Teacher Jack

Sadly, Princess Ru died of alcohol poisoning and is not available for a character reference. However, her daughter is.

The EX-WIVES of Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius, aka Teacher Jack, has been married a total of four times. His third marriage to Yvonne gave him his legal stepdaughter, Leyla. Elena is now a millionaire who resides in Boca Raton, Florida. Jenny is now in Colombia.

Wife #1: Jenny A. Calderon- 2 Months/Colombia

Jenny A. Calderon was a wild 16 year old girl from Colombia, South America. Teacher Jack married Jenny A. Calderon in Brigantine, New Jersey. However, just two months into their marriage, she took a trip back to Colombia to see her mother. Teacher Jack then ran into an acquaintance who told Teacher Jack that the reason she went back to Colombia was to see her husband there. Teacher Jack got the marriage annulled immediately.

(Above) Jenny A. Calderon in the summer heat and sassy.

Wife #2: Yvonne Rath- 10 years/USA

(Below) Sixteen year old, Yvonne Rath, while pregnant with her son, Jamie in Rapid City, South Dakota.

(Above) Yvonne Rath age 16. In Atlantic City, she carried the name Yvonne Hurtado after being divorced from Kevin Goskowsky in Brigantine where she lived under the name Yvonne Goskowsky.

Yvonne Rath was from Rapid City, South Dakota. She got pregnant at age 16 and dropped out of high school. She was a party girl who modeled topless for biker magazines like Easy Riders and Street Chopper. She had a total of five children from three different fathers. Her oldest, Jamie, graduated from Atlantic City High School and became an Air Medic in the US Army. He is now a Physician Assistant with a wife and two sons and her youngest is the stepdaughter of Teacher Jack named Leyla. Yvonne Rath met Teacher Jack while working as a cocktail waitress in the poker room at the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Teacher Jack was living in a tent in the swamps of Atlantic City (before the Eastbound Strangler), and would arrive at midnight to play Seven Card Stud Poker at the Tropicana Casino. The cocktail waitresses all talked about Teacher Jack and agreed that he was a sexy man of mystery. Nobody had seen him before and all wondered where he came from. He wore a black leather trench coat and had long hair. One night, Yvonne slipped her phone number into Teacher Jack’s drink and the two began dating. Yvonne soon asked Teacher Jack why he smelled like a swamp all the time and when she found out he was living there, she quickly moved him into her house on Mississippi Avenue to be a father figure to her daughter, Leyla, and to discipline her house full of unruly teens. Teacher Jack quickly brought discipline to the house. “The parties at our house were epic. Yvonne had three teen children in addition to Leyla and they had their friends staying the night over for days at a time. I did not know who was who. We had the police called on us nine times in one month and Yvonne’s gold jewelry set went missing. I had to crack down on the teens. So, they decided to move out instead of following my house rules.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Yvonne Rath models for Street Chopper Magazine. Teacher Jack and Yvonne Rath were married for ten years. Below is Leyla, Teacher Jack’s stepdaughter from the ten year marriage with Yvonne Rath.

(Below) Yvonne Rath’s son, Jamie in Afghanistan. Ironically, Teacher Jack would find himself on the same battlefield years later, but not fighting with the US Army. “Planet Earth has one rule, nobody gets out of here alive.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Jamie and his family met Teacher Jack twice in Atlantic City, New Jersey. His family witnessed Teacher Jack working on the boardwalk as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow. “I am proud of Jamie’s accomplishments. All five of Yvonne’s children are successful Americans thanks to Yvonne and myself working together in Atlantic City for ten years. Yvonne Rath is truly an amazing woman.”- Teacher Jack

Yvonne Rath’s children are Jamie, Kevin, Natasha, Tabitha, and Leyla.

Wife # 3: Elena Titenok- 7 Years/Russia

Elena Titenok came from Kaliningrad Oblast in Russia. A poor Russian girl who worked at the bottom of a cruise ship. When she got to the USA, she jumped off the cruise ship and swam ashore to Atlantic City, New Jersey and was nearly eaten by a shark. Teacher Jack met her in a bar. “She had ugly teeth, but I could see that with a little plastic surgery that she could look better,” says Teacher Jack. She fell in love with Teacher Jack after seeing him play guitar with his live band, “The Tailsnatchers”, performing in Atlantic City at Kelly’s Corner Pub located behind the police station. The two began dating and were married within a year at Atlantic City Courthouse. While married, Elena fixed her teeth using Teacher Jack’s health insurance because Teacher Jack taught math at Atlantic City High School and had excellent benefits. Elena became a citizen of the USA with the help of Teacher Jack. Elena still loves Teacher Jack and refuses to remarry. She still carries his last name of Pistorius and lives in Boca Raton, Florida. She is now a millionaire and is still friends with Teacher Jack. “Elena was my most successful ex-wife, what a bitch though.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Elena Titenok

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius at Hooters Beijing

Teacher Jack was employed by Hooters Beijing to assist with choreography after Teacher Jack noticed that many Hooters girls had absolutely no previous dance experience, however, his paycheck came in the form of free beers for his efforts.

(Above) The girls of Beijing, China absolutely loved learning from Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and Bella discuss important things.

(Above) The official logo of Hooters Beijing

(Above) The girls at Hooters Beijing loved Teacher Jack, especially his card tricks.

(Above) Hooters Beijing in China

(Above) The beautiful young Chinese girls of Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Bella having a blast at Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Bella is amazed by Teacher Jack’s card tricks.

(Above) The beautiful girls of Hooters Beijing surprise Teacher jack with a gift.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s American buddy, pilot Mike Smith, loses an arm wrestling competition to the beautiful girls of Hooters Beijing.

(Above) The awesome nails of Hooters Beijing employees. They usually wore orange or white nails.

(Above) “Working at Hooters Beijing in Soho Sanlitun was the best job that I ever had and I will forever cherish those memories.”-Teacher Jack

China loves Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

Yes, it is true that China loves Derrick Wildstar Pistorius, but Derrick Wildstar Pistorius also loves China. Here are some fun pictures and video of Teacher Jack having a blast in Communist China.

Kristopher Augustus Pistorius enjoys a Starbucks Iced Lemon Tea while sitting on a rock in Zhongshan, China. Teacher Jack was his kindergarten teacher at his school and on his days off, he took his son to Zhongshan parks to destroy ant hills.

(Above) Young girls in China love Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Because of is connections, Teacher Jack was chosen to sing “Country Roads Take Me Home” at The Most Beautiful Chinese Soldier Contest held in Beijing each year. It is forbidden for the general public to attend and only top Chinese Military are present.

(Above) Teacher Jack bought Princess Ma Chengcheng a Barbie Doll from India on their honeymoon. She put the doll on her piano next to her modeling photos.

(Above) Teacher Jack in Guangzhou. He is a legend there.

(Above) Teacher Jack absolutely loves Baby Doll Cosplay.

(Above) Teacher Jack was a hit with Chinese girls even before he went blonde.

(Above) “They come a runnin’ just as fast as they can, cause every girls crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.”= ZZ TOP

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius was breastfed until age 4.

(Above) Girls that love cosplay love Teacher Jack. They always ask him for his photo.

(Above) Captain Teacher Jack takes his son sailing in the Pacific Ocean.

(Above) The iconic Teacher Jack digging on the beach with is son in the background.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s wife, the first time they met. “I bought her a Hello Kitty pillow and matching blankets with a Hello Kitty rug. I spoiled her instantly.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and his son, Kristopher Augustus Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack takes his son rock climbing

(Above) Fresh off from work teaching doctors English at a state-owned pharmaceutical company in Beijing, Teacher Jack sings and plays guitar at open mic at Paddy O’ Sheas.

(Above) Teacher Jack teaches his son how to walk in Beijing’s crowded subway. Kristopher Augustus Pistorius is ready for the challenge. “My son is the best thing that ever happened to my life. I pity any man who dies without a son.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack and his son

(Above) “The love to hold my sword.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) “It is such an honor to hold a beautiful Chinese woman.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack is The Top International Teacher in China

(Above) China loves Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and his son.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s father cand mother comes to China to see Kristopher Augustus Pistorius

(Above) Kristopher Augustus Pistorius plays drums at The Home Plate American Grill in Soho Sanlitun, Beijing.

(Above) Beer and girls: This video was taken at The Beer Festival in Dalian, China.

(Above & Below) February 14th, 2026: Teacher Jack drinks with 17 year old Kitty at The Swing 58 Bar, the same bar where Teacher Jack met his current wife. The two played card and dice games all night together.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is The King of Planet Earth and also known as Teacher Jack in classrooms all over Asia.

AFRIKA AFRIKA AFRIKA AFRIKA

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius in Afrika & the Middle East

Teacher Jack can trace his family roots back to Africa and he is proud of his Southern African heritage as well as his European lineage.

(Above) The King of Planet Earth bathes in rare flower petals to cleanse his demigod body in Africa.

(Above) A historic moment, The King of Planet Earth exits his ship and arrives in Africa for the first time.

(Above) Teacher Jack trains with White soldiers in Southern Africa.

(Above) Teacher Jack kills two lions in Southern Africa. “Danger is my middle name.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) African girls love Teacher Jack

(Above) Viewing the battle plan. “I am nervous each time I go into combat and now that I have a son the stakes are even higher.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is lethal with a set of pistols.

(Above) Teacher Jack gets another confirmed kill in the Middle East. “This is Planet Earth and nobody gets out of here alive. Nobody.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack had surgery in China to fix his skull. “I was in agony and I was bleeding heavily on my flight back to China, but I knew I would make it because my brain function was normal and I had a normal pulse.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack was wounded doing mercenary work in Muslim countries. The metal plate in his head now, sometimes. sets off metal detectors at airports.

(Above) The head wound did not stop Teacher Jack from teaching in China for years afterward.

(Above & Below) Teacher Jack had a brief affair with the Chinese nurse who was responsible for him at night. It lasted two weeks.

(Above) Teacher Jack drinks his own drink. “Sorry Captain H. Morgan.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) “Danger is my middle name.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack slugs it out in the Middle East.

(Above) A younger Teacher Jack holds an Ak-47 assault rifle.

THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE: DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius was in the United States Civil Air Patrol: An Auxiliary Unit of the United States Air Force. He grew up between McQuire Air Force Base and Fort Dix Army Base in a place called Browns Mills, New Jersey. It was here that he joined The Civil Air Patrol and reached a rank of Airman First Class as a cadet. However, he later moved to Marlton, New Jersey which ended his interest in joining full time. One of his missions while in the Civil Air Patrol was to work security at the Air Shows. This is where he enforced tight security around the SR-71 Blackbird which was still in active service, but near the end.

(Above) An Sr-71 Blackbird pilot.

( Above) “The SR-71 Blackbird is still an amazing plane today and I was honored to protect its secrets at the Air Show on McQuire Air Force Base”–Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack’s best job , by far, was working at Hooters in Beijing, China. He was paid, in draft beer, to assist with the choreography for the Hooters girls’ dance routines.

(Above) Bella (left) loved Teacher Jack

(Above) Bella loved Teacher Jack’s card tricks.

The fantastic girls at Hooters Beijing

(Above) Hooters girls proudly display their toenails that Teacher Jack painted. He also sold them toe rings and gave them foot massages. “It is my duty to take care of girls who work hard on their feet all day.”- The King of Planet Earth

(Above) Teacher Jack massaged their feet when asked to do so.

(Above) Bella and Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack with Beijing Hooters girls.

(Above) This is the logo of Hooters Beijing and now these shirts a collectors item.

(Above) Teacher Jack helps with the choreography at Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Hooters girls help celebrate the birthday of The King of Planet Earth.

(Above) Teacher Jack plays with the naughty girls at Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Pilot Mike Smith, Teacher Jack’s American buddy, loses an arm wrestling match to the naughty kittens of Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius has his Hooters girls practice with hoops before he teaches them dance steps.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s salary was unlimited draft beer.

(Above) The beautiful girls of Hooters Beijing.

(Above) Teacher Jack and Bella talk about important things

TEACHER JACK IN CAMBODIA

(Above) Cambodian girls love Teacher Jack. They actually chase him in Cambodia.

(Above) One of Teacher Jack’s favorite Cambodian kittens.

(Above) The children of Cambodia love Teacher Jack’s unique style. “Before I leave Cambodia, I throw all of my remaining money into a crowd of children.”-Teacher Jack

(Above) Although Teacher Jack loves the nightlife of Cambodia, he does not go into the brothels there because they have a history of underage girls working inside. Teacher Jack approves of the work that the NGO is doing there and appreciates their efforts.

Teacher Jack in Vietnam

(Above) Teacher Jack’s Vietnamese kitten

(Above) “They know what we bring.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius USAF

(Above) Vietnamese girls love Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack’s Vietnamese kitten

(Above) “Thank you, China for expelling the USA from Vietnam.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack holds Vietnamese currency in Saigon.

TEACHER JACK IN HAWAII

What a wild time ! Teacher Jack was the most popular person in his hostel on Lemon Street, the now infamous Waikiki Beachside Hostel. The parties here were legendary with girls from Germany, Norway, Australia, France, and many more. Everyone came to party and everyone had a blast, but Teacher Jack was a key figure in the mayhem, eventually becoming banned from the hostel for eternity.

(Above) Teacher Jack on Waikiki Beach drinking a cold beer while swimming. “The sunsets in Hawaii were the most beautiful on Earth and are known worldwide as such.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) The dorms at the now legendary Waikiki Beachside Hostel were mixed with boys and girls. “We had wild parties and slept next to whoever was lying in your bed. There were no rules. It was pure fun to find one of the girls beside you in the morning and then realize that the bed was neither of yours and then try to piece together the events that led to it after you both blacked out from shots.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Sal and Tyson question the new girl in the dorm. “The new girls were quiet at first, but after midnight they were dancing on the tables and jumping from the bunkbeds.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Jesus wakes up next to ?

(Above) Tyson gets lucky and scores two girls in one night. “Once girls decided they wanted a Black guy, they went to Tyson because he was charming, handsome, and was the only Black guy on the island at the moment.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Tyson, Jesus, Sal, and surfer dude named Tad.

(Above) Johnny Depp films another pirate movie in Hawaii and meets Teacher Jack.

(Above) Jesus performs a miracle and turns water into wine for the night’s festivities.

(Above) Teacher Jack, Sal, and Jesus at the wild party.

(Above) Jesus performs a miracle and scores a Native Hawaiian chick. “I was so jealous of Jesus that night.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Jesus kills another beer.

(Above) Jesus spreading the Gospel According to Alcohol.

(Above) At the climax of each party, “The Dude” would show up. Nobody knew his name, we all called him “The Dude”. Sal can be seen next to “The Dude”.

(Above) The Norwegian girls were always the center of attention because they were all beautiful and loaded with cash. Brandon Haldane and Tyson Martson constantly pursued them.

(Above) The infamous wager made with Tad Hulse and Teacher Jack for a free bottle of rum.

(Above) A Norwegian girl gets a coke at the now legendary Waikiki Beachside Hostel.

(Above) Teacher Jack (right) is Captain of his Hawaiian crew.

(Above) A Norwegian girl at the top of Diamondhead Crater near Waikiki Beach.

(Above) Tyson plays frisbee with Teacher Jack and friends.

(Above) Tyson and Jesus having fun.

(Above) Teacher Jack with his girl on Waikiki Beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes a photo of his crew.

(Above) Teacher Jack takes another photo of his crew on Waikiki Beach.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his crew prepare to leave the hostel and go camping to save money.

(Above) Teacher Jack and his crew on Waikiki Beach, Hawaii.

(Above) Teacher Jack protects two girls from the sea in Hawaii.

(Above) Teacher Jack slays a Great White Shark with his sword after it became stuck on the beach in Hawaii. “We ate grilled shark all day and night because we were camping together. After a few days in the Pacific Ocean, the entire remains were gone.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius dated and eventually moved into the house of a dance teacher in Hawaii. “Mandy Harpstrite saved me in Hawaii and I will always be grateful to her.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

A Dangerous Game in Hawaii Warning: Do not try this

Hawaii has every kind of man-eating shark on Earth. When Teacher Jack and his crew went camping at the state parks in Hawaii to save money, they played a very dangerous game at night. “At about midnight, we would all be drunk around the campfire and then play a game of chicken to see who could swim out in the Pacific Ocean the farthest. We all put in twenty dollars so the pot was over $200 each time. The winner was always Brandon Haldane who swam out about 50-80 yards each time. I got in water up to my chest and turned around. He was fearless. He survived the games and is now married with children in Canada.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Teacher Jack congratulates Brandon Haldane for being fearless in the Pacific Ocean after midnight.

(Above) The Norwegian girls show us all some love on the beach in Hawaii before well departed. “Hawaii was the best time we ever had. It was the last time we were young adults because soon the Norwegian girls would be married with careers and children and so would I. The tsunami called adult responsibility was coming for all of us and we all knew it. So, we partied hard, but nobody can party forever. Not even The King of Planet Earth.”-Teacher Jack

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DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS

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To visit Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is easy. His residence if Wolf Den #1. It is a 20 million dollar bombproof bunker in the Westside Mountains of West Beijing. It was built to withstand a C.E.N.E. That is, a Civilization Ending Nuclear Exchange. After which, Derrick Wildstar Pistorius will repopulate the Earth with his superior DNA. Or, one can visit his wife’s parents’ home in West Beijing near Yuquan Lu Subway Station (Line 1).

(Above) Wolf Den #1 and The King of Planet Earth

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(Above) “Happy New Year from my family to yours.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

Where Does Derrick Wildstar Keep His Wealth?

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is well known amongst the elite of Florida.

(Above) Florida is where Teacher Jack keeps his wealth safe. It is here that his wealthy friend named Jep told Teacher Jack the details behind the September 11th attacks on the USA. ” I asked him about it and he told me that it was a combined effort between Israel, Saudi Arabia, and the CIA. He also said that Trump would move the capital of Israel to Jerusalem and invade Iran if he ever became president because it is required to fulfill the end of days prophecy.”-Teacher Jack

Teacher Jack’s wealth is hidden in Florida, USA. His connections live in Boca Raton (Ex-wife, Elena who still carries the last name of Pistorius) & Palm Beach (Cousin). So, when in the USA, Teacher Jack spends time at these million dollar homes. However, he also loves to stay at his friend’s house, Jep, so that he does not impose on his family.

(Above) Fun in Florida at Jep’s house.

(Above) The Whore of Babylon in Florida with Derrick Wildstar Pistorius. “She is a squirter.”- Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Teacher Jack lives in Boca Raton and Palm Beach when in the USA.

(Above) Another party at Jep’s house

(Above) Fun in Florida. “The parties at Jep’s house on the island were really wild. Unfortunately, Jep passed away from his lifestyle choices. However, I have seen him recently in China because China has no extradition treaty with the USA. He told me that he will visit Trump in April, 2026 when he arrives.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Derrick Wildstar’s room in Florida.

(Above) Going to the island for wild fun.

(Above) Teacher Jack’s driver in Florida. Courtesy of his friend, Jep.

(Above) The parties at Jep’s house were legendary.

“Florida is my home. I sleep around in million-dollar homes. Twelve of my neighbors in Boca Raton are billionaires. I move around a lot. I have wealthy family there. However, I love young Asian women so I my attentions are always on the other side of planet Earth.”-Teacher Jack

“I Giveth Thee My Divine Power, Go Forth, Dance & Enjoy My Planet Earth As I Do.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius

(Above) Young girls love Teacher Jack in his normal attire.

(Above) Young girls love Derrick Wildstar Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow

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(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is popular in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Above) Young girls love Teacher Jack in the classroom. He is their handsome commander and the most experienced teacher in Asia with excellent classroom management.

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(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius in Pattaya, Thailand.

(Below) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius and his crew of pirates hijack every club they go to. Get Wild with Derrick Wildstar Pistorius. Hail Kings. The New Kings. Stronger Than All.

Derrick Wildstar Pistorius has Perfect Health

(Above) Although age 53, Derrick Wildstar Pistorius is stronger than men in their 20’s and 30’s because he is a demigod. What is his secret? He goes to Pattaya, Thailand.

IDENTIFYING THE KING OF PLANET EARTH: DERRICK WILDSTAR PISTORIUS

Teacher Jack has three identifying tattoos. Both Native American tattoos come from The Battle of Little Big Horn. Crazy Horse is on his left shoulder which he calls “Homeland Security”. Sitting Bull decapitating a White man is on his right shoulder which he calls “White Privilege”. The Captain Jack Sparrow tattoo is on his right forearm. Both Native American tattoos were created in Pattaya, Thailand and the Captain Jack Sparrow tattoo was created in Atlantic City, New Jersey on the boardwalk where he first began working as Captain Jack Sparrow.

(Above) Teacher Jack meets a new class of students at New Century English School on their first class of summer school and opens up with the American Children’s Classic Old MacDonald Had A Farm. His tattoos are visible. Some students are terrified, but the girl in the front row loves it ! Note that Teacher Jack plays guitar with no strap or pick. Eventually, Teacher Jack wins over the entire class of students and becomes loved by all.

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(Above) Every student, foreign teacher, teacher, principal, and parent in China absolutely loves Teacher Jack. “I teach to the best of my ability because I want China to be the best country on Earth and it begins by teaching boys and girls English, math and science. I am honored that China trusts me with her youth and I will continue my hard work for ten more years in Beijing.”- Teacher Jack

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius as Disney’s Captain Jack Sparrow in Bangkok, Thailand.

(Above) Derrick Wildstar Pistorius with Millionaire Olympic Champion Eileen Gu after her gold medal win for China.

Winners & Losers

“This is planet Earth and Earth has one rule: Nobody gets out of here alive. However, there are winners and losers. Those who leave without children are losers. Children are the only thing that we as humans can leave behind on Earth after we die. So, if we leave children behind who are better than ourselves, then each generation will improve until Earth is a place of peace and happiness.”-Derrick Wildstar Pistorius